🍗 Deathfat Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

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MirnaMinkoff said:
I actually don’t think she wants kids at all. Lena obviously wants to be the baby everyone has to cater to and take care of, not raise one herself. So by having her elective surgeries she never has to worry about a baby soaking up any of that sweet attention she needs AND she gets to cry and pity party about her lost fertility all the time, and esp if there’s any actual babies around. Win win.
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I completely agree.
 
In honor of Lena's ugliness (both internal and external), here are some of Lena's ugliest moments:
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JFC, Lena, you're ridiculously rich. At least spend some money treating your skin, paying for a personal trainer, doing some Pilates or something to correct your posture. Most people can't afford this stuff, but you can.

It's almost like she wants to be ugly.
 
SubtleInvitation said:
It's almost like she wants to be ugly.
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I think it's more than that: like many of her ilk, she wants people to pretend all of her horribleness is OK. HAES, beauty is skin deep, etc.

I mean, beauty IS skin deep, but a lot of plain people get around being plain by having a charming personality, or something that causes other people to want to like them. Maybe they're kind and good company; maybe they are interesting conversationalists or something. Lena wants everyone to accept her just because.

Edit: I should clarify: she wants everyone to accept her despite being egregiously, demonstrably obnoxious (so edgy!), so there's really nothing to work with on a social basis. She's very plain, and she's obnoxious, so who wants to be around that.
 
Clockwork Dragon said:
I think it's more than that: like many of her ilk, she wants people to pretend all of her horribleness is OK. HAES, beauty is skin deep, etc.

I mean, beauty IS skin deep, but a lot of plain people get around being plain by having a charming personality, or something that causes other people to want to like them. Maybe they're kind and good company; maybe they are interesting conversationalists or something. Lena wants everyone to accept her just because.

Edit: I should clarify: she wants everyone to accept her despite being egregiously, demonstrably obnoxious (so edgy!), so there's really nothing to work with on a social basis. She's very plain, and she's obnoxious, so who wants to be around that.
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She has a dead-eyed stare and slack jaw in every picture I've ever seen of her. The awkward posturing and expressions, too.
 
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Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
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While I love Silverstein I’ve always thought the truth behind this was more interesting.

I’ve known a number of people who were beautiful inside and but physically ugly. But if some random person would say this kind person was ugly then anyone who knew them would tell them to shut their whore mouth or would instantly know the person saying such a thing was an asshole and avoid them.

What it comes down to is people don’t give a damn what someone looks like if they are a good and kind, but will harshly judge (and sometimes beat the ass) of anyone who would make a nasty comment about such a person. The ugliness comes from the person who would make cruel comments about someone kind and good to others.

Notice almost no one defends Lena anymore, particularly people who know her personally.
 
Luthien said:
Second photo makes her look like a fat version of Mrs. Tweedy from Chicken Run.

Also, you forgot this very important picture.
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Oh yeah, I know I barely scratched the surface of her fugliness and fashion faux pas. Notice that I didn't include any of her famous bikini shots or nudes, either! :cryblood:

It's actually really amazing how someone so utterly plain, dumpy, and doughy can produce so many diverse and uniquely terrible looks. She was unkempt and nasty for the five seconds that she was "thin" (lol), too. Here she is with stringy cavegirl hair and an unwashed aura, molesting the well-groomed celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson:

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Fun fact: Lena is friends with actual human mannequin Bee Shaffer, aka Anna Wintour's daughter. And that's pretty much the reason why Lena gets so much attention from Vogue, and why her terrible fashion choices get good comments from that magazine. And obviously, since it's, well, Anna Fucking Wintour we're talking about, there aren't a lot of people who'll dare to go against her, of course (except Tim Gunn, but you know, he's, like, Tim Gunn).
 
Re:her uterus. It apparently had a huge septum through the middle of it.
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the "most diseased ever" thing sounds like bullshit, but having a uterine septum can fuck things up. It's not totally unbelievable that she had this issue, and it does cause seriy fertility problems.
 
sperginity said:
Re:her uterus. It apparently had a huge septum through the middle of it.
View attachment 605367 the "most diseased ever" thing sounds like bullshit, but having a uterine septum can fuck things up. It's not totally unbelievable that she had this issue, and it does cause seriy fertility problems.
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A uterine septum isn’t that rare. Many women can go through life never even knowing they have one, but problems getting pregnant or issues with pregnancy sometimes reveal it. (Though woman have managed successful pregnancies with some crazy shaped wombs.)

I don’t buy her “worst uterus in the universe” shit. Her doctor would not advise her to even have a hysterectomy, so it was done as an elective surgery. Anything she says about it you have to take her word on because the doctor can’t say shit. She probably had some issues, like lots of women, but decided to go full munchie.

I think she hoped the worst uterus in the universe would be her get out of jail free card for the dumpster fire she created these past few years. She was an unreiable, flaky, kolopin and pain pill addict and burned a ton of bridges with her antics. But now it must be forgiven because it was actually because of the worst uterus in the universe. It’s only surprising she didn’t go troon instead to have all her sins forgiven. She probably would have but her sister beat her to the punch so she had to come up with something else.
 
'Lena has been hospitalized at least three times in less than a year for endometriosis. Last April, she underwent surgery to free her ovaries from her rectal wall. Afterward, Lena declared she was endometriosis-free. But, sadly, on May 1, during her appearance at the Met Gala in NYC, she was rushed to a local hospital for complications. Days later, Lena canceled her nationwide “Lenny IRL” tour, telling fans that she was, “in the greatest amount of physical pain that I have ever experienced" after doctors discovered more endometriosis during subsequent surgery.'

How convenient that she was rushed to the hospital in the absolute most attention-seeking way possible: while dressed like a wicked fairytale queen at the over-the-top paparazzi-fest that is the Met Gala. And of course this incident happened after her ill-advised and widely reported hysterectomy, which is not a cure or treatment for endo.

I firmly believe the munchie theory now. She is pathologically thirsty and picks diseases and conditions that no one can really disprove or question.

Oh, and here's a pic of Lena and Bee as Teen Vogue contributors 15 years ago:
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this is just a friendly reminder that lena dunham has been basically abandoned by all who love and care about her, and there might just be karma in the universe because of that fact.
 
rocknrollmartian said:
'Lena has been hospitalized at least three times in less than a year for endometriosis. Last April, she underwent surgery to free her ovaries from her rectal wall. Afterward, Lena declared she was endometriosis-free. But, sadly, on May 1, during her appearance at the Met Gala in NYC, she was rushed to a local hospital for complications. Days later, Lena canceled her nationwide “Lenny IRL” tour, telling fans that she was, “in the greatest amount of physical pain that I have ever experienced" after doctors discovered more endometriosis during subsequent surgery.'

How convenient that she was rushed to the hospital in the absolute most attention-seeking way possible: while dressed like a wicked fairytale queen at the over-the-top paparazzi-fest that is the Met Gala. And of course this incident happened after her ill-advised and widely reported hysterectomy, which is not a cure or treatment for endo.

I firmly believe the munchie theory now. She is pathologically thirsty and picks diseases and conditions that no one can really disprove or question.

Oh, and here's a pic of Lena and Bee as Teen Vogue contributors 15 years ago:
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Wtf, if not for the names on the picture, I would have hard time to recognize her! She looks NORMAL and she doesn't stick out as a sore thumb among others. Granted she is not a beauty even on this picture, but she has a normal smile and normal BMI!
Shocking...
 
Heh, Carrie Fisher or Dolly Parton didn't age that well, or you have people like Steve Buscemi who were never good-looking to start with, but what made the difference for all of them is that they had a personality to make up for it and still be lovable. If Lena was mousy-looking but was nice, or funny, or smart, no one would care, even if she had opinions I'd strongly disagree with. Heck, I disagree with most things Lady Gaga will stand up for but I have mad respect for her because she has amazing class no matter the circumstances. But Lena manages to be the ugliest person I've ever seen - inside and out, even if in reality, she's actually pretty average. She just has that gross vibe she exudes no matter what and you can smell the crusty ass vagina from pics themselves.

Seriously, though, Adam Driver deserves a medal just for standing near her naked ass even if he was never deployed in Afghanistan. The fact he's one of the rare things everyone will like about NuStarWars is goddamn karma (and unlike Lena, even if you don't find him attractive, he seems like a decent guy).
 
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