🍗 Deathfat Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

[rocknrollmartian]

I was not aware of this. Do you have more details?

Spoiler: From the article above:

Dunham’s split with Konner seems harder to process than the one with Antonoff. The women had an intensely close friendship, which they often described in interviews as co-dependent. Others told me Konner was like Dunham’s “mom.” Her phone, Dunham jokes, is full of photos of herself and Konner still, as if they were married. The loafers she is wearing in Connecticut were a Christmas present from Konner. Last month, Lenny Letter announced it would cease publication. It was a portmanteau of their names (Jenni plus Lena), so it made sense that it couldn’t survive their split. The only times Dunham gets uncharacteristically tight-lipped are when I ask questions about Konner. When she starts her answers, they are usually hedged with “All I will say is” or “I don’t want to speak for Jenni.” It seems there was no explosive breaking point but rather a slow dissolution. People who are close to both of them say they are no longer friends.

Dunham seems to shoulder the blame. “Maybe my illness made me impossible to be close to, maybe my fame made me impossible to be close to … I’ll work that stuff out in the future, but I was not operating in healthy relationship to the people closest to me.” She began her PTSD treatment while Camping was in production, leaving Konner to take care of the show.

“Now she doesn’t have to absorb whatever bullshit I tweet that day,” Dunham says. “Whatever I do doesn’t have to now be hers, which, I’m sure I’d imagine if I were her, would be a relief.”

Recently, Dunham has come to a realization that other people came to a while ago: “Yeah, I’m not for everyone.” She’s doing her best to be quieter. She skipped the Camping premiere, owing to her health, she said.

 

[drtoboggan]

Ugliest face in Hollywood.

 

[chunkygoth]

I feel kind of sorry for her after reading the profile. She's very abrasive, she's insecure about her looks, and it seems like she's driven away most non-family members. She is hung up on her ex-boyfriend who has moved on with a prettier girl, she's lost her best friend, and she's now infertile. The "joke" about wishing she had an abortion is glib and unfeeling, but I'm sure she felt comfortable making it because she assumed she could even make a baby she could discard. Now she can't even have a wanted baby, and it seems that her boyfriend broke up with her in part because he wants children. She seems to know that she's basically the butt of the joke.

Granted, most of her problems are her own fault, but the hysterectomy is sad.

 

[TheFelineJew]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bTco5F0Hbt8also she looks like she's doubled in size recently.

Last thing i was aware about her were some paparazzi pics of her going jogging in NYC a couple of years ago, she noticably lost weight on these.

Good for her to be doubling down on being a lazy slob after all and skipping her 30's, going straight for the matronly-jewish late 40's Sheila Brovlofski style, that always brings the bokher to the gartn (i had to go to several yiddish dictionary sites, which still are setup in web 1.0 layouts because oy vey the shekelim, to get those two words. At least there where no Patreon links to see).

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I see this ending well.



https://www.indiewire.com/2018/10/a...dunham-steven-spielberg-jj-abrams-1202016273/

If I can put my two cents on this I would say that putting this project on the hands of Dunham just probes how little they care for it/means on the long run.
At best it will create a circlejerk on festivals for a month.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

Last thing i was aware about her were some paparazzi pics of her going jogging in NYC a couple of years ago, she noticably lost weight on these.

Good for her to be doubling down on being a lazy slob after all and skipping her 30's, going straight for the matronly-jewish late 40's Sheila Brovlofski style, that always brings the bokher to the gartn (i had to go to several yiddish dictionary sites, which still are setup in web 1.0 layouts because oy vey the shekelim, to get those two words. At least there where no Patreon links to see).

Yes, I saw some dailymail article not so long ago, which featured pictures from the time she lost weight, and I was honestly surprised that she got almost to normal state only to ruin it all for muh carbohydrates.

Here is a link (trigger warning: ugly whale pictures inside):

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...res-revealing-pics-sick-fetishizing-body.html

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I've said it once, I'll say it a million times: the woman who said she wishes she'd had an abortion to make her a better feminist now wants us to feel bad about her infertility.

Spoiler: Birthing hips on Instagram

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It’s also just stereotypical bullshit. As Lena has proved you can’t judge fertility or birth outcomes on body shape. Big hips don’t mean squat when it comes to birth outcomes.

Birthing hips don’t exist:

Spoiler

There are studies you can read on this, but I knew an tiny old country woman. Probably 5’2 and 100 lbs, wide as a bean pole and had 12!!!! kids. All natural births that was the only option. She used to say she’d chose having another baby than scrubbing the roasting pans after dinner - that’s how pedestrian childbirth had become for her.

It’s what made me later look up studies on hip width and birth because such a tiny woman having some many easy natural births totally blew the whole “birthing hips” cliche out of the water. I’ve also known several very broad hipped women who required c-sections.

Lena should know that it is scientifically proven that obese women like herself have far more difficult births.

Her fixation on pregnancy and narcissism leads me to believe the hysterectomy was partly a ploy to get sympathy after burning bridges and being a raging bitch. Like it was because of her poison womb!!! Doctors will remove a uterus if you never stop complaining about it and wasting their time demanding pain pills. So now she can do pity party posts and I’m convinced once her career is totally in the toilet she will hire a surrogate and try to grab attention that way. Count on it.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

It’s also just stereotypical bullshit. As Lena has proved you can’t judge fertility or birth outcomes on body shape. Big hips don’t mean squat when it comes to birth outcomes.

Birthing hips don’t exist:

Spoiler

There are studies you can read on this, but I knew an tiny old country woman. Probably 5’2 and 100 lbs, wide as a bean pole and had 12!!!! kids. All natural births that was the only option. She used to say she’d chose having another baby than scrubbing the roasting pans after dinner - that’s how pedestrian childbirth had become for her.

It’s what made me later look up studies on hip width and birth because such a tiny woman having some many easy natural births totally blew the whole “birthing hips” cliche out of the water. I’ve also known several very broad hipped women who required c-sections.

Lena should know that it is scientifically proven that obese women like herself have far more difficult births.

Her fixation on pregnancy and narcissism leads me to believe the hysterectomy was partly a ploy to get sympathy after burning bridges and being a raging bitch. Like it was because of her poison womb!!! Doctors will remove a uterus if you never stop complaining about it and wasting their time demanding pain pills. So now she can do pity party posts and I’m convinced once her career is totally in the toilet she will hire a surrogate and try to grab attention that way. Count on it.

While I generally agree with you, I think that it depends on the size of a baby. A tiny woman might have zero problems delivering 5lbs baby, but if the baby's head would be big, there would be problem. And as far I remember it depends on the size of the opening that is not necessarily related to the visible hip size. In general humans are thought to be born prematurely because of their brain size, comparing to other animals.

I think it's good that Lena's narcissism essentially prevented her from reproducing. Just imagine the horror of having Lena as a mother...

 

[Luthien]

While I generally agree with you, I think that it depends on the size of a baby. A tiny woman might have zero problems delivering 5lbs baby, but if the baby's head would be big, there would be problem. And as far I remember it depends on the size of the opening that is not necessarily related to the visible hip size. In general humans are thought to be born prematurely because of their brain size, comparing to other animals.

I think it's good that Lena's narcissism essentially prevented her from reproducing. Just imagine the horror of having Lena as a mother...

Heh, she'd probably raise them in a mix of her parents' style (indulging the kid's ego by repeating to them how special they are, mainly because they're an extension of her, and otherwise neglect the kid but making up for it by providing a lot on a material level), and if we're REALLY lucky, we'd get the Mommie Dearest of the 21st century with Lena as a fugly, talentless, un-charismatic Joan Crawford who flips a shit when her kid hits puberty and starts building their own personality, while Lena flips a shit because sadly, as Christina Crawford so eloquently put, they're not one of her fans - if those people ever existed.

Heck, even if Joan Crawford was as extra as Christina described it (and I doubt it, to a certain point), even her good name doesn't deserve to be brought as low as Lena Dunham's, because at least her films were actually good and she was a talented actress, not to mention she was 110% a self-made star whose biggest belief when it came to life was that nothing is handed to you on a silver platter and you have to fight for it. Unlike someone we know.

Bonus round: she'll probably publish an "artsy" article/book about "exploring" her kid's sexuality. Yall know what I mean here.

 

[Umaibae]

I feel kind of sorry for her after reading the profile. She's very abrasive, she's insecure about her looks, and it seems like she's driven away most non-family members. She is hung up on her ex-boyfriend who has moved on with a prettier girl, she's lost her best friend, and she's now infertile. The "joke" about wishing she had an abortion is glib and unfeeling, but I'm sure she felt comfortable making it because she assumed she could even make a baby she could discard. Now she can't even have a wanted baby, and it seems that her boyfriend broke up with her in part because he wants children. She seems to know that she's basically the butt of the joke.

Granted, most of her problems are her own fault, but the hysterectomy is sad.

I sure as hell don't feel bad for her. As you said, her problems are her own. She thought being an obnoxious attention whore made her endearing. Now, she's discovering that it basically burned bridges with anyone who cared about her, anyone who would have helped her or anyone worth being connected to. As for the hysterectomy, it's pure Munchy shit. I have friends with endometriosis, and while it is a very painful and debilitating thing to go through, hysterectomies are almost never the answer.

Seriously, that profile is very revealing and a good read. The writer obviously finds Dunham cringey and strange. It reveals Lena was addicted to Klonopin, that she thinks she has EDS (the prized disease of Muchies everywhere), and that even though she could have saved her eggs, she didn't because MUH PAIN AND MUH MUNCHYNESS. Seriously. She whines about never being able to have kids and hating her friends posting baby photos...when she actively refused to do the one thing that could have given her the child she obviously obsessively craves. The doctors only gave her the hysterectomy because she kept annoying the fuck out of them.

Also, she still obsessively texts her ex. Poor guy.

 

[FitBitch]

Yes, I saw some dailymail article not so long ago, which featured pictures from the time she lost weight, and I was honestly surprised that she got almost to normal state only to ruin it all for muh carbohydrates.

Here is a link (trigger warning: ugly whale pictures inside):

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...res-revealing-pics-sick-fetishizing-body.html

Is that what land whales are calling anorexic these days? She says she was "very sick" when she looks all of a 23 BMI, Not exactly the low end of the normal range but not bad either.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

Is that what land whales are calling anorexic these days? She says she was "very sick" when she looks all of a 23 BMI, Not exactly the low end of the normal range but not bad either.

Yes, whales call everybody under 25 BMI anorexic, and they keep saying: "You probably don't eat anything!". No, stupid whale, some people just take care of their health, and it doesn't mean they are obsessed with their bodies. They just don't want their bodies to look like ugly blobs of fat.

Well, I'm glad that people are fed up with Lena bs. It seems that this world is fair after all. I don't envy her all these money and pseudo-fame, since she is bound to be eaten by her pets.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I feel kind of sorry for her after reading the profile. She's very abrasive, she's insecure about her looks, and it seems like she's driven away most non-family members. She is hung up on her ex-boyfriend who has moved on with a prettier girl, she's lost her best friend, and she's now infertile. The "joke" about wishing she had an abortion is glib and unfeeling, but I'm sure she felt comfortable making it because she assumed she could even make a baby she could discard. Now she can't even have a wanted baby, and it seems that her boyfriend broke up with her in part because he wants children. She seems to know that she's basically the butt of the joke.

Granted, most of her problems are her own fault, but the hysterectomy is sad.

Your comment got me to go read the post, because I had just assumed it was a typical puff piece and wasn't going to waste my time. But HOLY SHIT, here are some facts if you can pick up on if you read carefully:

1. Lena still lives with her childhood NANNY. They refer to him now as an "interior designer" but then admit he was actually a nanny assisting Lena's mom and was pushing Lena around Soho as an infant. Lena needs to live with her nanny - she has to pay a parental figure to live with her and give her attention. Never mind the fact her mother stays with her very regularly too.

2. Lena insisted on the hysterectomy against medical advice. It was done as an elective surgery. I don't buy her claim the doctor said she had the "most diseased uterus in the universe" but she can say that because the doctor can never comment on the matter.

3. Lena obviously has had issues with benzos and pain pills. Rumors have blamed that for her antics and flakiness but I think it was that plus her BPD. The writer talks about her hospital wrist bracelet having "NO BENZODIAZPINES" on it - which is usually done for people with addiction issues. Lena at one point also makes a point to tell the writer she is "not on any pain meds" during a convo during her recovery. (Don't believe it. Even addicts get some measure of narcotics after a hysterectomy because it is seriously painful for at least the first week or two after surgery.) ETA: Oh, there were 5 more paragraphs at the end of the piece I had missed, she admits she was addicted to kolopin and currently takes oxys.

4. She's now building a house in her parents backyard in CT. The house will have "six writers nooks" so she can have people come and stay and work with her at the house. Lena is going to try and lure struggling writers/artists to her new home and give them free room and board. This is Lena basically buying attention and friends, in her parent's backyard no less with her nanny living with her. It's like she's trying to open a adult hipster daycare to ensure she has people to pay attention to her.

5. She spends a lot of time in bed. The piece ends with Lena talking about removing all her jewelry for her daily afternoon nap. The writer says he leaves and she "returns" to bed, implying she just got out of bed to do the interview in the middle of the day. (This is long after her recovery from surgery) Oh, it actually states at the end that she does spend most days in bed now.

6. She claims to have fibromyalgia LOL. I guess now that the poison womb is gone she has to find a new way to garner sympathy and excuse her behavior.

7. Comments throughout the article imply by the end of Girls, and ever since, that Lena has been viewed as a flaky, unreliable drama queen who is near poison to anyone working with her.

8. She's massive munchie and using her "chronic pain" to force people to put up with her toxic behavior and give her attention.

Lena's behavior is textbook BPD. I think she's one of those types that managed to keep it together just long enough as a young adult to get some fame and money (thanks mom and dad) but now is just dissolving into a toxic mess that everyone will avoid - except desperate struggling artists who she will lure to her new home to "write" and try to suck the life out of them like the attention vampire she is. She will be her generations hipster BPD Norma Desmond. She found fame and all the attention to triggering and hard so she's going to use her money to create a crazy protective bubble around herself which will only allow in sycophants that cater to her ego.

(ETA: I added a few things because I thought this very LONG piece had ended but discovered like eight more paragraphs after a banner ad I has assumed signaled the end.)

 

[Umaibae]

Minor issue, but that article was written by a woman, not a dude as stated above. She had to endure being bombarded by texts from Lena, so let's give her the props she's due.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Minor issue, but that article was written by a woman, not a dude as stated above. She had to endure being bombarded by texts from Lena, so let's give her the props she's due.

Not just a woman but a black woman so Lena was extra nervous since she was a bad SJW for not showing POC as trust fund Brooklyn hipsters on Girls.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Is that what land whales are calling anorexic these days? She says she was "very sick" when she looks all of a 23 BMI, Not exactly the low end of the normal range but not bad either.

Yep, her lowest weight was 138 lbs and she's 5'3". So her BMI was 24.4, just four pounds from "overweight," lol. Not exactly Karen Carpenter territory here.

Back when she was losing weight, she was irresponsibly posting her poor diet on IG claiming that she was eating nothing but tea and nibbles of croissants while blaming Trump the whole time for her wasting away (of course!). However, she was touting fitness guru Tracy Anderson during that time as well, and no one goes to Tracy Anderson unless she wants to change her body shape and lose weight.

As always, Lena's a lying histrionic cunt.

 

[Petronella]

I sure as hell don't feel bad for her. As you said, her problems are her own. She thought being an obnoxious attention whore made her endearing. Now, she's discovering that it basically burned bridges with anyone who cared about her, anyone who would have helped her or anyone worth being connected to. As for the hysterectomy, it's pure Munchy shit. I have friends with endometriosis, and while it is a very painful and debilitating thing to go through, hysterectomies are almost never the answer.

Seriously, that profile is very revealing and a good read. The writer obviously finds Dunham cringey and strange. It reveals Lena was addicted to Klonopin, that she thinks she has EDS (the prized disease of Muchies everywhere), and that even though she could have saved her eggs, she didn't because MUH PAIN AND MUH MUNCHYNESS. Seriously. She whines about never being able to have kids and hating her friends posting baby photos...when she actively refused to do the one thing that could have given her the child she obviously obsessively craves. The doctors only gave her the hysterectomy because she kept annoying the fuck out of them.

Also, she still obsessively texts her ex. Poor guy.

The thing that chaps my ass most about her whining is that she has the money to adopt or to have children through a surrogate. But I'm sure that since she's a narc she could never accept a kid that didn't share her DNA.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

The thing that chaps my ass most about her whining is that she has the money to adopt or to have children through a surrogate. But I'm sure that since she's a narc she could never accept a kid that didn't share her DNA.

Between Lena's elective barrenness and sister/victim Grace's transtrender bullshit, I truly hope that this is the end of the Dunham line.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The thing that chaps my ass most about her whining is that she has the money to adopt or to have children through a surrogate. But I'm sure that since she's a narc she could never accept a kid that didn't share her DNA.

Hysterectomies don’t remove the ovaries. Even after a hysterectomy there’s a few years eggs could be harvested, frozen or used to created frozen embryos, and then used in Surrogate.

However, there was a mention in the mag story that she had had additional surgery that removed or partially removed one ovary, so she could be totally out of options in the bio-child Dept. But with her money she could obviously get herself a trendy third world orphan no prob.

I actually don’t think she wants kids at all. Lena obviously wants to be the baby everyone has to cater to and take care of, not raise one herself. So by having her elective surgeries she never has to worry about a baby soaking up any of that sweet attention she needs AND she gets to cry and pity party about her lost fertility all the time, and esp if there’s any actual babies around. Win win. I mean she still has her mom and nanny living with her and taking care of her. A baby would totally get in the way if that set-up. (I think Lena would have liked to be pregnant, because more attention and gross pregnant nudes!, but had zero interest in caring for a baby.)

Given that her sister is now claiming to be “trans” or a “they” I can only hope this awful genetic lineage ends with them. It is obviously a artsy Manhattan DNA performance art gone horribly horrifically wrong.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

(I think Lena would have liked to be pregnant, because more attention and gross pregnant nudes!, but had zero interest in caring for a baby.)

You basically summed up the Girls series finale, lol (which, yes, I admit to watching).

I agree that Lena definitely has no interest in actually caring for a needy, helpless infant or, even worse, nurturing and devoting herself to a child for many years. She couldn't handle that kind of competition for attention and seems to prefer a lot of time alone, moping around her bedroom and tweeting offensive shit.

I hope to god she doesn't harvest her eggs (or whatever) or adopt. It would be way too much of a female Woody Allen situation (narcissistic, neurotic Jewish child-abusing Manhattanite artiste with a kid named Denim or Jedediah, blech).