🍗 Deathfat Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

[behavioral swamp thang]

Holy fuck farmers, you HAVE to read her new memoir. It's fucking incredible and on spotify/libby I'm laughing and yelling at it out loud. These are my favorite parts.

- As discussed, her saying Adam Driver was in love with her and they almost got together, even when he was in a 6 year long relationship with a tall blonde 9/10. This goes on ad naseum
- Her going on about being forced to gain weight for GIRLS, but then in the same breath will talk about ordering cheesy potatoes and chocolate cake when filming wrapped.
- Her disdain and outright denial for being a nepo baby. Says shes thankful nepo baby wasn't a term at the time. Claims her parents were sometimes pay check to pay check, despite living in a 3,600 square foot apartment in Tribeca Manhattan. (I've looked up her dad's art, some pieces sell for upwards of 100k, ew gross) Said that just because someone's father has work in the MoMa doesn't mean they are a nepo baby. Admits her mom got her the GIRLS gig through knowing an agent who worked with some of the Cocoon actors or something like that. The nepo shit makes her absolutely seethe with insecurity.
- She moves CONSTANTLY. I swear she had moved six times from age 23-27. Usually for dumb shit like buying an apartment on emotion not reason.
- Admits she had an emotional breakdown working in the writers room. This is where she stuck a q tip in her ear and ruptured her ear drum. Had to have her DAD talk to the higher ups at GIRLS to accept that she would write by herself at home alone. At this point she's like 25, ffs.
- When she says she loved getting free clothes, even the ugly ones she had to throw away. Dude, all she does is wear ugly af shit lmfao

 

[mold]

I think she’s slightly, or a lot, insane

you people do not understand show business

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Lenas unwashed hair had the same quality as Russell Greer's; you can tell it's greasy and oily, but somehow it also looks dry and crispy? Damage from dyeing it?

She moves CONSTANTLY. I swear she had moved six times from age 23-27. Usually for dumb shit like buying an apartment on emotion not reason.

Everyone talks about the damage her dad did (and don't get me wrong, he's a fucked up pervert with terrible artwork), but you can really see her mother's hand in this. Lena talked in the past about how her family moved ever couple of years to fuel her mom's architecture/interior decorating ~creative drive~. Kids in general don't handle big life changes like a move very well, it interrupts their sense of stability and security, and it's clear Lena developed a fear of becoming too attached to places or things and then losing them, which feeds into her general anxiety and internal/external chaos.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Lena attended the Met Ball dressed as Big Bird’s tampon:
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Her lower legs have sores on them, and it looks like they aren't healing, probably because she's fat and has poor circulation. She also appears to have razor rash on her thigh, which is understandable for a teenager who just started shaving, but less so for an almost-40-year-old celebrity. She could have worn leg makeup, sheer tights, anything. But nope, let's go to the Met Gala with visible unhealed wounds on our legs, how relatable!

 

[Dr. Butt]

Her lower legs have sores on them, and it looks like they aren't healing, probably because she's fat and has poor circulation. She also appears to have razor rash on her thigh, which is understandable for a teenager who just started shaving, but less so for an almost-40-year-old celebrity. She could have worn leg makeup, sheer tights, anything. But nope, let's go to the Met Gala with visible unhealed wounds on our legs, how relatable!

I've had it up to here with your anti-junkie hate speech. Do better.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Her lower legs have sores on them, and it looks like they aren't healing, probably because she's fat and has poor circulation. She also appears to have razor rash on her thigh, which is understandable for a teenager who just started shaving, but less so for an almost-40-year-old celebrity. She could have worn leg makeup, sheer tights, anything. But nope, let's go to the Met Gala with visible unhealed wounds on our legs, how relatable!

Reddit agrees, relatable moment!

 

[FarmVille]

Funny how the rest of the female cast, the other three "Girls" are all having careers and getting married and having kids.

She still has a better career going than any of the other leads on Girls, kids fucking suck, and getting married is not an accomplishment.

 

[Dr. Butt]

She still has a better career going than any of the other leads on Girls, kids fucking suck, and getting married is not an accomplishment.

Allison Williams has a way more important dad and would have scored better nepo jobs even without having been on Lena's show.

 

[FarmVille]

Allison Williams has a way more important dad and would have scored better nepo jobs even without having been on Lena's show.

Then why hasn’t she been in anything notable since the first meghan movie?
Girls is the highlight of her sparse imdb page.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Then why hasn’t she been in anything notable since the first meghan movie?
Girls is the highlight of her sparse imdb page.

I don't know, I don't look at IMDB because it makes the fan on my non-work laptop go crazy.

 

[FarmVille]

How can you pick what movie to watch if you don’t look at imdb?

 

[Tasty Tatty]

What is her obsession with looking like a fat muppet?

The theme was "Art", so I guess she was cosplaying as one of her father's hairy vaginas paintings.

 

[Trombonista]

The theme was "Art", so I guess she was cosplaying as one of her father's hairy vaginas paintings.

Dunham claims it was inspired by this painting.

 

[Narwhal]

Dunham claims it was inspired by this painting.

Has her diabetes taken claim of her eyes? There's no connection whatsoever between that rag she wore and the painting, I hope the spirit of Gentileschi will haunt her for the rest of her life.

 

[The Hardest R]

Her going on about being forced to gain weight for GIRLS, but then in the same breath will talk about ordering cheesy potatoes and chocolate cake when filming wrapped.

She’s the creator of the show. I guess Lena telling herself to get fatter on the show tracks.

As discussed, her saying Adam Driver was in love with her and they almost got together, even when he was in a 6 year long relationship with a tall blonde 9/10. This goes on ad naseum

I’m convinced this is part of her tantrum to get back at people who were in her life 10-15 years ago but are now onto bigger and better things. Yeah, I am totally sure someone is willing to throw away a multiyear relationship for some trysts with Lumpy Lena. Unless she threatened to fire him if he didn’t, which I wouldn’t put it past her on that either.

 

[multiverse]

Allison Williams has a way more important dad and would have scored better nepo jobs even without having been on Lena's show.

Allison Williams was the lead actress in Get Out, and she did an amazing job (even if she was essentially playing herself, it was terrifying.)

 

[Dr. Butt]

Allison Williams was the lead actress in Get Out, and she did an amazing job (even if she was essentially playing herself, it was terrifying.)

Oh yeah! I forgot about that. That was almost ten years ago, see, pretty solid career for someone solidly C-list who needs their dad to get them jobs.

Has her diabetes taken claim of her eyes? There's no connection whatsoever between that rag she wore and the painting, I hope the spirit of Gentileschi will haunt her for the rest of her life.

Lame fat girls from the internet just claim that painting i their inspiration for everything. The only good use of it was in the novel Boring Girls, which was written by a normal not-fat girl from real life.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Some guys are scumbags who will cheat on a good girl with a pig. That doesn't mean he was in love with her. Birds of a feather flock together.

 

[vlcsr]

I adore Maureen.

JA is neurotic and obsessed with fame. Friends with the douchbag Kimmels.

Hoda deserves scorn for the acting performance she just gave during Savannah Guthrie's absence. I bet she was on the phone immediately scheming for a way back once she heard about her mom. Fuck them adopted kids, Mommy's clawing her way back!

Jenna Bush is a nepo baby from the god awful Bush klan. Next.

SJP was a total cunt to Kim Cattrall over her popularity during SATC. Along with her ugly mentally ill minion Cynthia Nixon. She is also besties with that coked up midget fag Andy Cohen. That enough is scorn inducing.

All of them deserve to be dragged.

Maureen Callahan questioned if the moon landing was real because “why did we never go back after 1969?” We did go back. Five more times. Callahan’s retarded.

Her book on Israel Keyes was good though. She’s a decent writer.

On topic: came to this thread to see the commentary on Lena’s Met Gala dress and was not disappointed. I agree that her legs looked atrocious and I was shocked how fat she’s gotten.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Her book on Israel Keyes was good though. She’s a decent writer.

Yeah I really enjoyed it. Was disappointed to learn later that Maureen completely invented the storyline that Keyes was a bio hacker who had gastric bypass so that he wouldn’t have to pause his murder sprees for meals. In fact he accompanied his then- girlfriend to Mexico for her gastric bypass surgery, hence the op dates being listed on his calendar.

That was my first sign that Maureen Callahan runs with ideas because they appeal to her, not necessarily because they’re based in fact.