Disaster Leftism Is Killing Chocolate - Chocolate? Did you say chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!!!

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After years of writing about politics, I’m a pretty hardened character. I’m cynical, pessimistic, and, while I’m often disgusted, I’m seldom shocked or panicked. But what I read at the JoNova site was so terrible I’m reeling: “Price fixing kills the cocoa farm.” It turns out that, thanks to price controls in Ghana, one of the world’s primary chocolate-producing countries, chocolate farmers aren’t even bothering to plant new crops. Honestly, I feel quite ill.

I love chocolate at a level that comes close to (but I hope never crosses into) being idolatrous. It is one of the greatest pleasures in my life. Every day, I nibble at my Guittard Extra Dark Chocolate Chips, which, to my mind, are the best around: not too sweet, with a perfectly balanced fruity, vanilla undertone. Also, when the spirit moves me and the freezer isn’t too full, I make what is quite possibly the best chocolate ice cream around, using Droste Cocoa (worth every penny), along with hints of caramel and almond.

When I say I take chocolate seriously, I am not exaggerating. I consider it essential. So, when I read that socialist price-fixing policies in Ghana (as opposed to the leftists’ delusional bugaboo of anthropogenic climate change) are threatening the world’s cocoa supply...well, I’m getting ready to place a big chocolate order, that’s all I can say.

Jo Nova, one of Australia’s top real science writers (as opposed to the faux, leftist science writers), has the story:
There has been a wicked price spike in cocoa beans which the usual suspects are blaming on “climate change” as if your air conditioner was ruining cocoa crops in West Africa.

Instead African governments have fixed the price of cocoa for decades, forcing poor farmers to work for a pittance, and keeping the big profits for themselves.

Not surprisingly, even though there is a wild price spike, farmers in Ghana are leaving the industry, smuggling crops out (because they get a better price).


They didn’t plant new trees, they ran out of money for fertilizer, and didn’t try new varieties.

Their children don’t want to farm cocoa, and the yields are falling on old sickly plantations.

So, surprise, socialist government controls wrecked the industry and they are now scrambling to put the pieces back together.

Things are so desperate, the government of Ghana raised the price of cocoa by 58% last April and then raised the price of cocoa by another 45% last September, to try to reduce the smuggling.


(The government was losing too much money).

At one point last year it was estimated that a third of the national crop was lost to smugglers.

A few months after this, the farmers were hoarding their beans in expectation the government would have to give them another price rise. Just chaos for everyone.
Of course, that’s just the top note of an excellent essay that isn’t just about chocolate but, instead, uses the chocolate debacle as a springboard to discuss how socialism perverts markets, diminishing available supplies and impoverishing ordinary people. It’s worth your time to check it out.

So, next time you hear a chocolate lover bemoan the price of chocolate and, naturally, blame climate change for that situation, be sure to direct your friend to Jo Nova’s article. Your friend might learn something. Indeed, because every person has his or her truth, the one thing that matters most to him, your friend might suddenly decide that the free market is a good thing.
 
Leftism kills everything it touches, it's like the misfolded protein of political ideologies - especially when it comes to trying to "fix" the World through making natural outcomes of certain actions illegal and forcing artificial "controls" and "equality" to appear in their place.
 
Less chocolate is concerning but I think the author of this article needs to get laid.

I know you Zero Hedge guys have accounts here.
 
Implying there is no price fixing on everything else.

It's just the way it works when people become organized. But don't worry, it's tailored so you can afford it.
 
I love chocolate at a level that comes close to (but I hope never crosses into) being idolatrous. It is one of the greatest pleasures in my life. Every day, I nibble at my Guittard Extra Dark Chocolate Chips, which, to my mind, are the best around: not too sweet, with a perfectly balanced fruity, vanilla undertone. Also, when the spirit moves me and the freezer isn’t too full, I make what is quite possibly the best chocolate ice cream around, using Droste Cocoa (worth every penny), along with hints of caramel and almond.
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Cocoa is a very labor intensive crop that must go through multiple steps of processing in order to turn it into raw cocoa powder. There are human rights issues galore. Poorly treated workers. Child slavery.

cant you grow that stuff in the US?

You might be able to grow it in Hawaii or Florida. But it requires a very specific climate and then you have to go through all that processing. Just like with coffee it's very hard to grow outside of the range.

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cant you grow that stuff in the US?
afaik not really. with greenhouses and climate control anything can be grown anywhere but requires a distinctly tropical climate with lots of rainfall and consistent warmth for a lot of the year.
 
afaik not really. with greenhouses and climate control anything can be grown anywhere but requires a distinctly tropical climate with lots of rainfall and consistent warmth for a lot of the year.
Outside of the equator a greenhouse might not be enough sunlight-wise and so it'd struggle to grow without supplemental light. There was a nice, old guy in Nebraska who made some cool greenhouses though so it's probably viable all the way that far North. I'm not sure how viable it'd be even further North of that though.
 
I thought ConInc killed chocolate when the Daily Wire started selling "Leftist Tears" chocolate bars a couple years ago, in protest of Hershey's faggot woman marketing campaign during woman's and/or gay pride month.
 
Honestly, I feel quite ill.

I love chocolate at a level that comes close to (but I hope never crosses into) being idolatrous.
If a lib wrote that homosexual shit, it'd have been rightfully ridiculed.
Instead,
Leftism kills everything it touches
A&N posters rush to orally caress its filthy crotch. Principles!
 
Cocoa is a very labor intensive crop that must go through multiple steps of processing in order to turn it into raw cocoa powder. There are human rights issues galore. Poorly treated workers. Child slavery.



You might be able to grow it in Hawaii or Florida. But it requires a very specific climate and then you have to go through all that processing. Just like with coffee it's very hard to grow outside of the range.

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The issue is freezes. Cacao trees will die immediately if they freeze, which is why they're a tropical tree and growing them in subtropical regions is risky.

There are definitely ways Florida could do it, if farmers wanted to. The plantations could have heaters that kept the area warm on the 2-3 nights max per year that freezing temps are a worry in South Florida. It'd be expensive relative to Ghana. At least as of a few years ago, btw, there were no actual chocolate producing factories in Ghana, meaning all actual chocolate in any form you'd recognize it in was an expensive, rare import. The people working those fields have probably tasted the cacao fruit, but have usually never tried actual chocolate (and the crap that's imported is no good, with tons of wax added to stop it melting in the sweltering heat).
 
Oh, no! Not the chocolate!

The child slaves in Africa will have to go back to ivory smuggling to survive!
 
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