LawTube - Lawyers sperging at each other on YouTube

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God I hope so. But instead of jail, I want a Rail King on the run saga. Maybe he can hideout in Ralph's metal shed in Mexico.
Hope he takes advantage of his non-friend Kurt’s kindness, and has to hide out in his filthy apartment and eat his casserole abortions until he gives up and turns himself in
 
Balldo was taking shots at fake chad legal mindset

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Still...Lawtube for the win, here. If you would even consider a video like this Lawtube?
Wait, were you under the impression Lawtube was about law? Much less tax law? No, at its best Lawtube was about providing a voyeuristic view at the nitty gritty details of salacious and entertaining lawsuits.

And now it's about fighting a war over its E-Daddy Nick Rekieta on whether or not snorting a gallon of Cocaine and forgetting to feed your kids is a constitutional question.

I'm back doing tax returns for a living (sigh)
I did this for a few summers (the simple stuff of course) in college at one of those tax prep franchises. I learned a ton, but most importantly I learned to GET THE FUCK AWAY from taxes as a profession. Fuck that shit, I'm a happy desk jockey now tik-taking away in between pushing papers around and writing checks.
 
While Rekieta's entire life is going down in flames, Aussie has declared war on some grandma I guess?

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Aussie looks like such an impotent little fat man when he's angry. The children's toys behind him just add to it.
 
While Rekieta's entire life is going down in flames, Aussie has declared war on some grandma I guess?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FG6vr-ROX8w
My brain broke watching this and I have a multitude of questions.

- Why is so angry at an elderly woman who's not even related to him?

- Why does the elderly woman's opinion of him matter at all?

- In fact, why is there an elderly woman active in the Lawtube sphere's discord communities!?

- Is she a Johnny Depp holdover Wine Aunt? Wine Grandma?

- Which side in the greater Lawtube conflict does elderly lady support?

- Is Aussie even aware the Lawtube Civil War started already?

- Most importantly WHY IS AUSSIE WEARING A TIE TO RAGE ABOUT AN ELDERLY LADY SAYING HE HAS NO DICK!?
 
My brain broke watching this and I have a multitude of questions.

- Why is so angry at an elderly woman who's not even related to him?

- Why does the elderly woman's opinion of him matter at all?

- In fact, why is there an elderly woman active in the Lawtube sphere's discord communities!?

- Is she a Johnny Depp holdover Wine Aunt? Wine Grandma?

- Which side in the greater Lawtube conflict does elderly lady support?

- Is Aussie even aware the Lawtube Civil War started already?

- Most importantly WHY IS AUSSIE WEARING A TIE TO RAGE ABOUT AN ELDERLY LADY SAYING HE HAS NO DICK!?
I have a theory that explains it all. Aussie Grannyraw is like Chris a Granny connoisseur and her not touching his bent duck has caused him to unleash his most powerful curse hameyha.

Its all really cringe and out of left field but nothing explains this to me other than there was an implication of porking that went unfulfilled.
 
- Why is so angry at an elderly woman who's not even related to him?
From what I can tell she lied about him and he didn't like that. Plus he showed the video to his wife and daughter (why the fuck is your daughter aware of these people?) and his daughter's heart broke.
- Why does the elderly woman's opinion of him matter at all?
I think everyone's opinion of him matters a lot. He was the guy that would tweet about 1 dislike on his videos.
- In fact, why is there an elderly woman active in the Lawtube sphere's discord communities!?
Well they have to fill their time between true crime trials and boxed wine runs.
- Is she a Johnny Depp holdover Wine Aunt? Wine Grandma?
Probably.
- Which side in the greater Lawtube conflict does elderly lady support?
Whatever side she is on is probably the wrong side.
- Is Aussie even aware the Lawtube Civil War started already?
He's aware and has said he doesn't want to address it. Even though he admits in the full video that the shit with Nick is contributing to how much he's yelling at this woman.
- Most importantly WHY IS AUSSIE WEARING A TIE TO RAGE ABOUT AN ELDERLY LADY SAYING HE HAS NO DICK!?
You gotta look your best when you're screaming cunt at someone's mamaw.

I hope this answered all your questions.
 
I hope this answered all your questions.
You have answered my final questions and I have achieved enlightenment. I must go now, the karmic order needs me.

He's aware and has said he doesn't want to address it. Even though he admits in the full video that the shit with Nick is contributing to how much he's yelling at this woman.
What is the WWII equivalent to this where a conflict that really has nothing to do with the wider conflict takes place, but it's still a footnote in history as being a part of the war in totality?
 
KC did a segment on it too and it's just as funny imo cause ppp went off from a wrong info and it just made it funnier.


People above seems to have mistaken though. It's not aussie simping over grandma. Grandma is simping over HIM. He flew from australia to las vegas and grandma got excited and wanted to meet him. He agreed but they ended up not meeting up.

The thing was, grandma told him that she had to meet some client in las vegas regardless so he thought it was no big deal and decided not to spare any time for her instead of meeting another day. Turns out she lied and she spent thousands of dollars just to meet him. So she went scorched earth on him and now he's 'retaliating'.
 
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