💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

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Her stupid nose sniffing the free air should pick up how embarrassing she is.
 
I hope she wins, the Republicans haven't had a really good female retard in Congress since Michelle Bachmann. It gets boring just ripping on the Democrat female congressional retards.
 
It gets boring just ripping on the Democrat female congressional retards.

This. So many idiots online think I'm a die hard Republican because of how much I mock people like AOC and Maxine Waters, but the truth of it is I would love to see some Republican congressional women worth laughing at. The more the better. Humor knows no party.
 
I hope she wins, the Republicans haven't had a really good female retard in Congress since Michelle Bachmann. It gets boring just ripping on the Democrat female congressional retards.
Fuck it, why not?

Maybe her and Pelosi can discuss tire management.
 
this would make alot of our cows realy angry... chunk yogurt and brianna failed hard trying to take a seat, but loomer has a real chance in a place filled with Commie hating cubans and people of her tribe.
 
Won't happen. The district has a Cook PVI of D+9 and voted for Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump by 19.5 points, and Lois Frankel is a popular incumbent (in fact, she didn't even have an opponent last time). Even if Loomer wins the primary she'll get smoked in the general, which will be very entertaining.
 
Groypers/AmNats are now fully loomered. Is this some sort of 4D chess to turn people against Jews, Zionists, and women in politics, since she embodies every single negative stereotype about all 3?

It’s a free speech victory, except if you choose not to buy Sabra hummus or criticize the $38 Billion/yr we send to her ethnostate.

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Groypers/AmNats are now fully loomered. Is this some sort of 4D chess to turn people against Jews, Zionists, and women in politics, since she embodies every single negative stereotype about all 3?

It’s a free speech victory, except if you choose not to buy Sabra hummus or criticize the $38 Billion/yr we send to her ethnostate.

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even if everything you say is true, she's still 1M% better than any muslim or communist
 
Won't happen. The district has a Cook PVI of D+9 and voted for Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump by 19.5 points, and Lois Frankel is a popular incumbent (in fact, she didn't even have an opponent last time). Even if Loomer wins the primary she'll get smoked in the general, which will be very entertaining.
It's hilarious too because she's running in literally the only corner of the state that's solid blue. I have to wonder if the state party shepherded her to a district where she can't do too much damage, as there's a bunch of blue seats in FLA way more vulnerable than Frankel's.
 
I started looking at her odds of doing well in this race. I've yet to dive into her primary opponents yet, but given her potential Democrat opponent and the make-up of the district, this looks more like a clout move and maybe a grift.

Per ballotpedia (archive), the primary isn't until August, and Laura is one of seven Republicans on the ballot, so she may not even get to face the incumbent Democrat. (campaign site / archive) She has received a small amount of national press, but covid and riots have kept the news cycle too busy for puff pieces on local primaries. I think she was on The Ralph Retort since I last posted, but I don't care much for broadcasts on corn futures, and not much was posted about her TRR appearance on the farms. (I don't think she'd even done any research on Ralph prior to going on.)

FL-21 (archive), the Congressional seat she's running for, has been Democrat since the 2012 election, and went through redistricting in 2015 due to lawsuits related to the 2010 redistricting. The district change flipped it from Republican to Democrat, and the district is rated as Democrat +9. Even if Laura breaks out of the primary, this is not a walk-in district for a Republican (unlike AOC's district in 2014). Interesting note on the district, President Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort is within the district.

The Democrat incumbent, Lois Frankel (archive) (campaign site / archive), is running for the seat again. She's a figure in the local political scene, having been in Florida politics since 86, serving the Florida House and later as West Palm Beach Mayor, and she's been in Congress since 2013. (She served for FL-22 prior to the 2015 redistricting, and flipped to FL-21 after that.) She's also Jewish, so no immediate boost for Laura if she makes it to the general election. Lois was born in NYC, which is common in the area- a lot of NYC money moves to Florida later in life and the Palm Beach area in particular.

The outcome could depend on how people react to the riots and COVID measures- in off-cycle elections, they have leaned R, in spite of the national polls showing people leaning D. There's also inertia - a lot of this district has voted blue for ages, and there is a stark contrast between the two candidates. Experience and age difference aside, the social network footprint differences are also interesting to note. Laura obviously is banned on many platforms, but her political campaign has a presence at least on Facebook, from which she was previously banned. American political rules typically dictate that campaign pages are separate from pages of the office. For example, Lois has a campaign page on Facebook and a Congresswoman page. Comparing the numbers:
PlatformLauraLois (office)Lois (campaign)
Twittern/a (Personal account banned, couldn't find a campaign one)~31,000 (tw / archive)~2,300 (tw / archive)
Gab~26,000
(gab / archive)
n/an/a
Facebook~2300
(fb / archive)
~23,000 (fb /archive)~18,000 (fb /archive)
Instagram n/a (Personal account banned, couldn't find a campaign one)10 (ig / archive)n/a
YouTube~87,000
(yt / archive)
4 (yt / archive)n/a
Telegram~10,000
(tl / archive)
n/an/a

I've not bothered to look into bot breakdowns, etc. The numbers aren't that high. Laura also has a Parler, whatever that is, but I'm not signing up to view it. Functionally any social network that doesn't have a public-facing, free view, is worthless for a political campaign. Of note, Laura's youtube page is a mix of political videos on top of her previous work on the channel, there's no channel short url, and the featured video predates the campaign. Lois links to her youtube and insta pages from her campaign site, but they're functionally dormant (1 ig post with 10 subs, 2 yt vids with 4 subs). However, Lois does have a less archaic youtube URL.

Above also doesn't take into account print/radio/tv ads. Which play a significant role, especially if the age demographics skew older.

If Laura manages to advance through the primary, this could turn into an interesting shit show of new media versus old. But young people don't vote, and old people don't have Gab or Telegram accounts. Hence my original guess, that this is just a clout move.
 

Ha ha. The article offers zero details about this supposed "poll," such as the identity of the pollster, the party or parties commissioning the poll, the audience surveyed, the number of people surveyed, or the date the poll was taken. My guess is that it is a survey of registered voters residing deep within Laura Loomer's own asshole, from whence she assuredly pulled these numbers.

The REEEEEEing among the chimps who believe this shit will be a delight to behold in November.
 
Ha ha. The article offers zero details about this supposed "poll," such as the identity of the pollster, the party or parties commissioning the poll, the audience surveyed, the number of people surveyed, or the date the poll was taken. My guess is that it is a survey of registered voters residing deep within Laura Loomer's own asshole, from whence she assuredly pulled these numbers.

The REEEEEEing among the chimps who believe this shit will be a delight to behold in November.

The dumpy article makes it look like the numbers come from her internal polling:
(Already archived, interestingly enough: archive)
According to Loomer’s polling, she is doing very well with voters who call themselves independents and others who don’t affiliate with a particular party.
There are nearly 160,000 voters in the district who do not claim a party affiliation, so finding support among these non-affiliated voters is crucial in the 21st District.
(emphasis added)

The link toward the bottom goes to a PRnewswire page (aka, anyone can post to it) from her campaign about a month ago, when she resumed campaigning:
archive

Her overview page on PR newswire is interesting, a lot of kvetching about big tech banning individuals, including their first press release:
archive

EDIT: Reading fail on my part.
Double Edit: Added in her PRnewswire page.
 
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It's hilarious too because she's running in literally the only corner of the state that's solid blue. I have to wonder if the state party shepherded her to a district where she can't do too much damage, as there's a bunch of blue seats in FLA way more vulnerable than Frankel's.
i think they wanted to use her to swing a couple of points of the jew vote by getting Dems to say anti Israel stuff
but with the mass riots and the antisemits of BLM in the forefront of the Dem agenda she might have a chance if she wins the primary.
elderly jews+ more stablished latinos are a solid choice to go for. Loomer knowns how to do PR stunts and she is anti commie and pro israel to the max...
 
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