💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

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I read the Reichwein book. The writing and editing is not as badly done as one might expect. It's a little worse than a newly-written 'Clive Cussler' book that one might find discarded in an airport.

The narrative structure is terrible. Most plot points are simply resolved within one chapter, or if not, in two (sometimes the 'drama' starts in the first and then is resolved entirely within another later chapter). One chapter, less than a page, is a character who never really plays any real role in the story describing his own death. Much of the 'color' to the story appears to be taken from some sort of diary notes Reichwein made on a short package tour of a Peruvian native village and a rainforest.

My favorite character is the Rashida Talib/Ilhan Omar mashup who is from Haiti and practices 'Muslim witchcraft'. Not sure why the character is from Haiti, perhaps Reichwein is just conflating brown people = Islam? Intriguing. The only other fun characters are the Shining Path guerrillas, who are pretty cool.

The most realistic part of the story is that Laura Loomer is shown diming sources out to the FBI in an attempt to get insider information. The least realistic part is that she gets it. I think the author may hate Loomer.

The funniest part of the story comes in the very last chapters of the book, where Laura Loomer, having been banned from all social networks, is set up to be blamed for a murder by the stupidly renamed heads of Facebook and Twitter (Jitter in the book).
 
My favorite character is the Rashida Talib/Ilhan Omar mashup who is from Haiti and practices 'Muslim witchcraft'.

Dafuq? Pretty sure that's haram as fuck. Seeking supernatural help from anyone but Allah? I think they burn/stone/otherwise fuck your shit up for that even in relatively normal sharia.
 
Dafuq? Pretty sure that's haram as fuck. Seeking supernatural help from anyone but Allah? I think they burn/stone/otherwise fuck your shit up for that even in relatively normal sharia.
I did wonder if this particularly strange element was a reference to the character's Haitian origin, but I think Reichwein's just a moronic counterjihad boomer who assumes Islam also has some kind of heretical Kabbalistic sorcery.
 
Gotta admit, Loomer succeeding where Buffalo Cenk and the Grand Wizard of Swindon failed would be pretty damn hilarious, especially as she is more unhinged and spastic than either of them.
 
26??????

I don't fucking buy that. First of all... look at her. Second of all, wasn't she calling herself a 24-year-old when she tried to rush the stage at a Shakespeare show?

Loomer said her social-media gag order was partly what inspired her run.

This is all about getting her Twitter account back, isn't it.
 
Dafuq? Pretty sure that's haram as fuck. Seeking supernatural help from anyone but Allah? I think they burn/stone/otherwise fuck your shit up for that even in relatively normal sharia.

The blending of Islam and local religion is common in Sub-Saharan Africa, in places like Cameroon and Senegal, local Imams often double with roles that roughly approximate with witch-doctors and sorcerers. Islam is a pretty small minority in Haiti though and I don't think it gets blended with the Caribbean slave religion, so it sounds like the author kinda fucked that up.
 
The blending of Islam and local religion is common in Sub-Saharan Africa, in places like Cameroon and Senegal, local Imams often double with roles that roughly approximate with witch-doctors and sorcerers. Islam is a pretty small minority in Haiti though and I don't think it gets blended with the Caribbean slave religion, so it sounds like the author kinda fucked that up.
The same thing is common in most major US cities, if the Nation of Islam counts, or some NOI offshoots like the 5-percenters. They incorporate a lot of Mormonism, Scientology and Process Church type cult teachings/practices into their blend of Islam, though, from what I know of them.
Laura Loomer would actually make for a perfect type of endtimes, satanic doomsday beast figure for them, I'd imagine. Posobeic could also check a lot of boxes on their 'evil simpering white man' stereotype card, but he lacks any of the threatening, fear-inspiring qualities you'd need to make him relevant as a religious villain like Loomer.
 
I read the Reichwein book. The writing and editing is not as badly done as one might expect. It's a little worse than a newly-written 'Clive Cussler' book that one might find discarded in an airport.

The narrative structure is terrible. Most plot points are simply resolved within one chapter, or if not, in two (sometimes the 'drama' starts in the first and then is resolved entirely within another later chapter). One chapter, less than a page, is a character who never really plays any real role in the story describing his own death. Much of the 'color' to the story appears to be taken from some sort of diary notes Reichwein made on a short package tour of a Peruvian native village and a rainforest.

My favorite character is the Rashida Talib/Ilhan Omar mashup who is from Haiti and practices 'Muslim witchcraft'. Not sure why the character is from Haiti, perhaps Reichwein is just conflating brown people = Islam? Intriguing. The only other fun characters are the Shining Path guerrillas, who are pretty cool.

The most realistic part of the story is that Laura Loomer is shown diming sources out to the FBI in an attempt to get insider information. The least realistic part is that she gets it. I think the author may hate Loomer.

The funniest part of the story comes in the very last chapters of the book, where Laura Loomer, having been banned from all social networks, is set up to be blamed for a murder by the stupidly renamed heads of Facebook and Twitter (Jitter in the book).
Are we sure Reichwein isn't just Laura Loomer herself?
 
This is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen her come up with. If she wins, she can claim Twitter is impeding government communications by banning her from having an account.

This is all I want to happen. This is the absolute pinnacle of female autism and thottery. Getting elected to congress to get back your ability to slide into White Nationalist DMs. Loomer just pivoted to babyface, I'm all about this now.
 
This is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen her come up with. If she wins, she can claim Twitter is impeding government communications by banning her from having an account.
I honestly don't think she plans on winning or wants to.

I bet she thinks she can get Twitter to unban her by claiming they're colluding against her in the election.

She also wants to pull a Bernie/Cenk and get a shitload of free donations that she gets to keep when she loses.

If she wins she'd probably be scared at actually having to do work and responsibilities.
 
She also wants to pull a Bernie/Cenk and get a shitload of free donations that she gets to keep when she loses.
Well that's just stupid if she thinks she can pull that off. What she did to Kyle Kashuv will close up wallets tighter than a woman's legs at a manlet convention.
 
Are we sure Reichwein isn't just Laura Loomer herself?
Check out the links in this post.

I think Reichwein is just another crazy JAP who sees herself in Loomer. That NY Post article is absolutely fantastic.

Looks like Loomer has moved- she's in an apartment at 3580 S Ocean Blvd, South Palm Beach, 33480. Her phone number is still 1-520-870-9791. She must love the pain.

Her campaign manager Karen Losalie Giorno (1968-03-24) is at 2112 Chagall Cir, West Palm Beach, 33409. Her phone number is 1-917-494-2667.
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