💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

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But why though? What drives you to require such a thing? What is it inside you that has you autistically focused on needing video evidence of Trump getting a blowjob from Laura Loomer so badly that you can't help but compulsively post about it? Do you love him? Is it because you can't stand people talking about him in a negative way and laughing at the situation? Do you think it somehow hurts Trump that people are laughing at the idea that Loomer's puffy lips are tickling his ballsack hair?
These people have built up in their own minds that Trump is the God Emperor who can do no wrong. Convinced that Trump was going to win bigly because someone tried to shoot him in July. Now here’s Laura fucking Loomer now in the inner circle. Pressing her body up against his, getting flown around in his private jet, being his plus one to the 9/11 event. They know she’s a joke and a liability but their God Emperor is bringing her closer instead.

So they have to pretend there’s some multidimensional chessmaster strategy bringing this BPD whore on board and it can’t be because he’s sucking his viagra-fueled dick. Because then it means that Trump cares more about getting his knob shined than saving the world from KKKamabla and the Demonkkkraps, who are the real racists. All those hours spent defending him online and this is the thanks they get! All I have to say is look at the wreckage of anyone who supported him in 2016 and 2020 who were jailed, lost their livelihoods, etc. Makes you wonder if ol’ Donnie T actually cares or if he’s just getting in one last grift before he rides off into the sunset.
 
Where the fucks Melania?
Purported to have been staying at the just out of NYC estate since the trial back in spring. I imagine she found the whole ordeal extremely embarrassing but due a prenuptial agreement she can't divorce Donald due to financial implications for her and Baron
 
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Say what you will about Bill Clinton but at least this was the woman sucking his cock.
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That's a matter of personal taste. She doesn't look batshit crazy, but Bill was definitely a chubby chaser. If I had to pick between 1996 Monica or 2024 Loomer, gun to my head, and I had guarantee that Loomer does not have access to my stove and pet rabbit, I'd probably go for Loomer.

Credit to Monica, it's not common for women to look better in their 40's than they did in their 20's.

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I pray to all that is holy that Trump isn't getting Loomed but you eventually live long enough to know that we can't have nice things.
 
Why is this a featured thread? Wings of redemption just made his wife play dark souls for two hours while they fought the entire time that's feature worthy. This is just retarded. Much like the entire united states political game at this point. Melania is better looking than that goblin laura loomer. STOP THE CAP.
 
That's a matter of personal taste. She doesn't look batshit crazy, but Bill was definitely a chubby chaser. If I had to pick between 1996 Monica or 2024 Loomer, gun to my head, and I had guarantee that Loomer does not have access to my stove and pet rabbit, I'd probably go for Loomer.

Credit to Monica, it's not common for women to look better in their 40's than they did in their 20's.

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TBF the 90s were a choice as far as fashion, hair and makeup that aged like fuck.
 
TBF the 90s were a choice as far as fashion, hair and makeup that aged like fuck.
Disagree. There was some baddies in the 90s. Monica is super mid. Loomer is super mid by today standards as well though, but today beauty standards are absolutely fucked. You have millions of white women running around with Lip Fillers and BBLs and that ain't it.
 
Okay. Let's be real. Trump can have Super Models if he wants them. Why would he bonk that hideous nose ogre instead? Yuck.
That’s what confused me as well. Even if we look at politicalthots there are plenty of better looking options. Now I wonder if other desperate YouTubers will make a move.
 
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