💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

[CaliforniaRaisin]

!BREAKING!​

A POV video has surfaced from inside the bedroom at Mar-A-Largo, most likely filmed by Loomer herself.

For all you fucks who DEMAND PROOF OF TRUMP ACTUALLY FUCKING LOOMER OR ELSE QUIT LAUGHING. Here you go, you fucking wet brains.

Spoiler: NSFW

Spoiler: I warned you

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Personally I don't think he's actually fucking her but it's funny and whatever is going on is weird and worth laughing at.

Normally my inclination would be not to believe it, but I ask myself “Would he?” and my answer is always “Without question,” and then I ask myself “Would she?” and my answer is always “Without question,” soooo…

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly the biggest tell that she is at least very close to him more than just him and another advisor or supporter is that she was his plus one to the 9/11 memorial

 

[The Morning Visitor]

Whenever I see Laura Loomer's wide ass tower shield face peering around inquisitively like she's some kind of Pacific Islander totem guardian of curiosity, I can't help but remember another BPD whore with an uncanny appearance that also put the final nail in the coffin of another powerful man.

Spoiler: BPD physiognomy?

It's can't just be plastic surgery, I'm sure the latter can't afford it. By all accounts, these women should be beautiful, but something's not quite right. It legitimately looks like they're wearing masks.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Where the fucks Melania? She probably has her own sugar baby pool boy that services her.

 

[Drip Torch]

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Whenever I see Laura Loomer's wide ass tower shield face peering around inquisitively like she's some kind of Pacific Islander totem guardian of curiosity, I can't help but remember another BPD whore with an uncanny appearance that also put the final nail in the coffin of another powerful man.

Spoiler: BPD physiognomy?

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It's can't just be plastic surgery, I'm sure the latter can't afford it. By all accounts, these women should be beautiful, but something's not quite right. It legitimately looks like they're wearing masks.

Its the eyes. If the eyes are the window to the soul, then you are looking right into the eyes of the demon. AKA crazy eyes.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Its the eyes. If the eyes are the window to the soul, then you are looking right into the eyes of the demon. AKA crazy eyes.

 

[mofu mofo]

Where the fucks Melania? She probably has her own sugar baby pool boy that services her.

Purportedly, at one time that was the security manager at Tiffany's which was conveniently located in Trump Tower.

 

[Drip Torch]

Purportedly, at one time that was the security manager at Tiffany's which was conveniently located in Trump Tower.

You can take a girl out of Slavland, but you cant take the Slav out of the girl.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Boomers have probably the worst taste in women known to man. They east plastic food and wear plastic clothes, why wouldn't they want plastic women?

Faulty logic. Every boomer has a crush on the goth chick from NCIS.

 

[JaneThough]

No thats disgusting. Thats what youre attracted to?
It seems like youre here to fantasize about hatefucking your dad who molested you. Have fun with that!

Would you like one of Trump’s grey, smelly pubes?

 

[MadStan]

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If she were a man; she’d have killed a lot of people by now. Straight up she should be in a horror film as a murderer. It IS the eyes.

WtF is that picture frame holder?! Is that a moray eel head?!!

 

[FootballBuff]

WtF is that picture frame holder?! Is that a moray eel head?!!
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Are you retarded?

Would you like one of Trump’s grey, smelly pubes?

Nice try everyone knows Trumps pubes are orange from decades of spray tan use. I think your dads just been molesting you wearing a Trump costume.

 

[Drip Torch]

Are you retarded?


Nice try everyone knows Trumps pubes are orange from decades of spray tan use. I think your dads just been molesting you wearing a Trump costume.

My question now is who wears more make up, Trump or Loomer?

 

[Siegfried]

by the way try explaining gamer gate in a few sentences without sounding like a maniac, it's even harder if you're trying to explain how retarded it is and how all of these "online personalities" are, at the end of the day, absolute nobodies.

They were absolute nobodies, now they have audience with one of the potentially most powerful men in modern times.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

WtF is that picture frame holder?! Is that a moray eel head?!!
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Pretty sure it's an alligator

 

[MadStan]

Are you retarded?


Nice try everyone knows Trumps pubes are orange from decades of spray tan use. I think your dads just been molesting you wearing a Trump costume.

Well, what is its then Einstein?

 

[TheHarbinger]

Where the fucks Melania? She probably has her own sugar baby pool boy that services her.

It's an open secret in D.C. that she has a male companion. Likely a boyfriend or romantic partner. Her entire marriage to Trump was arranged anyways so he doesn't really care. Look up her "modelling" history and you can see that she was available for hire as arm candy for businessmen.

 

[Umaibae]

an illegitimate Loomchild with The Don is an horrific prospect. Has a real chance of being a terrifying monstrosity with the body shape of slenderman

Fruit of the Loom

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Thunderdomers are not coping well. I think they're jealous. Of her, that is

I shudder to think that somewhere out there a “based” tranny is crying that it’s not his axe wound that is being fucked by Trump.

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Say what you will about Bill Clinton but at least this was the woman sucking his cock. Monica is passable at least. The Loom is disgusting. She’s the ugliest mistress in the history of mistresses.