💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

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Look, Donald Trump has higher standards than this and it didn't happen, but even if it did happen it's proof of his virility and should help his case.

This is exactly why the establishment hates him. He has sex with (very frightening) grown women just like good old fashioned politicians, while the rest of the political elite are only attracted to children.
Misguided perhaps, but it's at least proof his heart is in the right place and he's willing to take real steps to make America great again.

Balldo's Gate said:
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"Best blowjob of my life I'll tell ya, fantastic blowjob. Great woman, great blowjob."
 
Popper Whiting said:
Hate to break it to the MAGA people on here but if you're voting for a man stupid enough to fuck Laura Loomer (or even take advice from Laura Loomer) you are officially a window licking cousin fucker. Whatever points he gained for taking a bullet he lost double for taking the wet bread.
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Yeah sorry I’m going to vote for the guy not supporting my demographic replacement.
 
This Laura Loomer shit is crazy. Considering 8 years ago she was a mega grifter and scammer that worked for rebel, now she's probably banging the president?

I hope she has a bag over her head when Trump's team is railing her.
 
Vibralldo said:
I miss when lolcows were like Chris Chan drawing bad comics about him beating up security guards

Now lolcows have contacts inside major corporations and one is influencing (and likely fucking, literally and figuratively) a presidential nominee

I hate this niggerfaggot reality
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This nigger is acting like political lolcows are new :story:
 
"Advisors? Security? Planning and logistics personnel? Naw, bring me the Great Value version of Billy The Puppet" LMAO


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trump is a terrible person, a deranged rapist, a convicted felon, a thief, a terrorist, a war criminal, a treasonist, a racist, an electioneerist, a stalker, and just overall problematic.
 
JaneThough said:
I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
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That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

MMW
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Damn bro even billy-bob clinton had better standards for jewish girls.

Like at least aim for Abby, she's no looker but has nice tits.
WelperHelper99 said:
Get me 4K 60FPS HDR video of them fucking or it didn't happen. We have the technology.
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Why you want to see that?
Buttigieg2020 said:
Well if she’s getting fucked, she’s not getting paid.

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"Folks, let me tell you, Laura Loomer, she's a total disaster, believe me. Nobody, nobody, is worse than Laura Loomer. She's got a big mouth, but she doesn't know the first thing about sucking dick. I mean, I've gotten some of the greatest blowjobs, the greatest, and this woman, she can't even get you off. It's sad, folks, really sad.

"And her handjobs, oh boy, they're a joke. A total joke. Nobody shows up, nobody cares. I've had better handies at a Hillary rally. And this Loomer woman, she's just a loser. A big league loser. She just mashes your dick".

"And let me tell you, folks, nobody, nobody, is better at getting tail than me. I've got the best hookers, the best hoes, and I know how to use them. Laura Loomer, she's just a wannabe, a total wannabe. She thinks she's a big shot, but she sucks with her teeth, sad".

"So, Laura Loomer, she sucks at sucking, folks. She's a total failure. And you know what? I'm going to make sure she never touches my dick again, never".
 
urr13 account said:
not too be too cynical or sexist or whatever but isn't that just what the modeling industry is? like I kind of assumed all models were essentially expensive escorts, less-expensive now in the era of instagram models but the same principles seems to apply.
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It is. Very few models are able to just model and have that be the only source of income.
Sicko Hunter said:
Yeah sorry I’m going to vote for the guy not supporting my demographic replacement.
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That’s true, that’s why I’m not voting for either Harris or Trump this fall.
 
The world's biggest superpower is in the hands of a street shitter, or a nigga that got loomed.

Joe wasn't the hero we needed, but the hero we joserved.
 
While it would be rather humorous to consider the possibility, I simply can not believe it. Listen, I like homely women, personally I find them much hotter than these beauty queen types. But Laura Loomer looks demonic, and that’s not my antisemitism speaking, the woman looks like something my subconscious mind would conjure up to torment me. If she were to try to seduce me I would be so terrified that I’d probably die on the spot.

There’s just no way.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
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But seriously unless Trump says it happened its the only real 100% hot fire mixtape proof you're going to get that Trump x Loomer is real.
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Tbh I'm surprised there's no ai deepfake video out. Especially since some ai generator models can do (clothed at least) Trump nearly perfectly.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
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But seriously unless Trump says it happened its the only real 100% hot fire mixtape proof you're going to get that Trump x Loomer is real.
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We collectively decided Joe Biden fucks children because of videos showing him being too close to kids and call him a pedophile by default.

Therefore, we can collectively decide Trump fucks Loomer because of videos showing him being too close to Loomer and her parking her tits on his chest at every opportunity.
 
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