💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

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Daily Mail claims Loomer broke the Doug Emhoff affair story. Guess she actually reported something instead of the usual false rumors and internet beefs on twitter.
 
That was the first time I've seen her in motion
She is talking nonstop, but the only things that move are her eyes and her lower jaw, everything else, including the upper lip, is fixed in place
What a disgusting and horrifying mockery of a creature
Too much plastic surgery has made her more artificial than natural in the face.
 
I think she got more than just schnoz reduction the cheeks seem different but my old lady swears just makeup

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If she'd only had the bridge of her nose reduced (it could be convincingly argued that it wasn't big enough to really benefit) she would've looked OK but her look's gone full Madame Tussauds.
 
I don't know how she keeps stumbling into more and more power, she's worse than any plant the Democrats could have picked

If Trump loses I guarantee it's because she was in his ear and she'll still pat herself on the back for doing a great job
 
I don't know how the fuck she managed to actually make it all the way up to Trump's inner circle. Trump's a serial philanderer and Laura is one of the most desperate women to ever live so I wouldn't doubt he might have banged her in the past but even then, he's got better options.
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Here's the Loomer vs. Marjorie Taylor Greene spat in chronological order:

Loomer does her usual act of spewing idiotic bile to garner negative attention on Twitter, because she enjoys being yelled at:
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In a shocking move, Kiwi Farms defamer and fellow Trump dingleberry sycophant Marjorie Taylor Greene calls out her post for being extremely, blatantly racist (and more importantly to her, very optically bad for Trump)
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MTG has called out Laura Loomer in the past during this election cycle for being detrimental to Trump's campaign and has openly called for Trump to disassociate from her.

They started off as friends as far back as 2018, but things changed once they stepped into two different worlds. See, MTG is batshit insane, but limits her batshit insanity enough to win elections by thin margins. Laura Loomer is batshit insane, but doesn't even have the slightest inkling of political strategy, and thus has no political power.
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This one is really fucking funny. Extremely funny.

Laura Loomer, having an ego made out of wet tissue paper, of course, spergs out and starts threatening to dump dirt on MTG to prove who's the superior Trump dickrider.
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She quote retweeted this post THREE TIMES.
She then proceeded to spend the rest of her 9/11 and now 9/12 ragetweeting about MTG:
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15 fucking tweets to MTG's three, several of these posts being repeat quote retweets. She's been tweeting 3-5 times every fucking hour, all with lengthy rants because while she does enjoy being yelled at, she doesn't like being mocked, especially by people with actual political power.

Elon should've never increased the Twitter character limit to 4000, all of this is pure schizobabble. I do hope this crazy bitch actually drops the video of MTG saying the N-word though.
 
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