💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

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Trump is winning votes with jews and latinos.


Do you have fresh numbers ? Florida is turning Red fast---
Trump could easily win Florida again to the point where if he doesn't I think it will be very embarrassing, no one is debating that. Still that doesn't mean shit for Loomer who is currently on pace to lose by about 30 points like the last Republican who ran here managed in 2016 when Trump won the state before this district was uncontested in 2018. Anyone who thinks Loomer ever had a shot unless her opponent went full meltdown is either delusional or has a poor understanding of politics.

Anyways that's neither here nor there, back on track. How did bipolar ass LOLcow Loomer manage to have a dead thread while running a house campaign? Did the GOP spring for some all star handlers or did people just lose interest? I figured by this point in the campaign she'd be handcuffing herself to Twitter headquarters again or blaming a dead car battery on antifa terrorists.
 
. Still that doesn't mean shit for Loomer who is currently on pace to lose by about 30 points like the last Republican who ran here managed in 2016 when Trump won the state before this district was uncontested in 2018.
It will be alot closer this time and Loomer is just the right Person to do it. She is insane enough to call another jew antisemite.
Trumps win will come from Latinos and Jews
How did bipolar ass LOLcow Loomer manage to have a dead thread while running a house campaign?
She is banned... also her Campaign ads are just sane enough to not get her banned from youtube.
 
Loomer isn’t going to win. Deep red and deep blue districts often have unhinged losers like Loomer run as the opposition because it doesn’t matter. It’s the booby prize of politics.

This is a lot like that MCC chick who ran against AOC in the primary this year that people thought stood a chance against her. In the end, AOC crushed her because MCC was an opportunity because she wasn’t a threat to AOC at all.

Loomer won the primary because the GOP wants to be rid of her entirely. Once she loses by 30-40 points, they can be rid of her in politics because they can associate her with her failed and stupid campaign (a successful candidate would run in a district that has a shot) and that will be that. Loomer will just get into another grift and that will be that.
 
Once she loses by 30-40 points, they can be rid of her in politics because they can associate her with her failed and stupid campaign (a successful candidate would run in a district that has a shot) and that will be that. Loomer will just get into another grift and that will be that.
She will be alot closer than 30%. i give her 20% of a winnign chance right now. FL will be a solid red state in 2022---
 
She will be alot closer than 30%. i give her 20% of a winnign chance right now. FL will be a solid red state in 2022---

I'm someone that actually works in politics and knows a lot about this shit. Responding to this and other posts of yours:

* Trump will not win Florida in a landslide. Thinking that is nuts, and you need to get out of your bubble. This will probably be a close state like always, and Biden has a slight edge. A Trump win is certainly possible though.

* You mentioned that Hispanics and Jews may drive Trump to victory. Exceeding expectations is certainly possible, but any difference will likely be at the margins. Exceeding past support in groups like these is literally the only way Trump can win the election since older people and white women that supported him last time are fleeing.

* Loomer's chances are about 1 in 100,000 on a good day, not 1 in 5.

* I don't know what Florida will look like in two years with certainty since a lot hinges on the outcome in November, but saying it will be solid red is ludicrous. It'll most likely be a bit more red if Biden wins and a bit bluer if trump does since midterms favor the opposing party. Longer term migration patterns and demographic shifts do not bode well for Republicans in the long term in Florida, but shifts in opinion happen often (which is why democrats that boast that dominance is just around the corner is insane.)
 
Florida news channel about to drop a hardball Loomer interview at 11PM tonight. I did some digging and up until this all I could find were baby soft fluff interviews so looks like her team did a really good job keeping her low profile which is why we haven’t heard much lately.

Ready to watch this interview, preview clip #2 she claims 10 different companies conspired with each other to ban her for “speaking the truth” under pressure from a radical leftist Islamic terrorist organization. When asked for proof there is a conspiracy to ban her she says the state attorney generals office in all 50 states are currently launching an antitrust lawsuit against all these organizations. Yes Laura I’m sure an antitrust lawsuit has fuck all to do with Uber Eats banning you. When pressed for evidence again she sites a lawsuit which the interviewer notes was already thrown out by a judge.


Edit: excuse this link I had to find the tweets embedded on an article since the Great Value Brand twitter these forums link can’t play videos for shit.
 
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I don't think so. You have no idea how many New Yorkers and New Jersey scumshits have homes in FL and vote there. The NE parasites bring their shitty politics with them that make the NE shit to live in.

Doesn't Trump cast his vote in Florida?
 
Doesn't Trump cast his vote in Florida?

I honestly don't know but would not be surprised. Florida was a cunthair away from electing a out and out communist for governor in 2018, more and more metropolitan areas go blue there every year.
 
Doesn't Trump cast his vote in Florida?

Yes, he’s technically ditched New York and officially became a Florida resident relatively recently. It’s more advantageous for tax purposes. I think he’s only been back to NYC a handful of times during his term, and I don’t expect him to spend much more time there after he’s out of office. The guy will probably spend most of his time at Mar A Lago and on the golf course.
 
Allegations of fuckery involving Loomer and someone handing out democratic voter guides with her name photoshopped over the democrat in her district.
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They couldn’t even left justify her name to line up with the rest. This plan is so stupid I’m wondering if Jacob Wohl is involved.
 
They couldn’t even left justify her name to line up with the rest. This plan is so stupid I’m wondering if Jacob Wohl is involved.

Oh, he's almost definitely involved.

Loomer just filmed and sent a vid to the Gateway Pundit where she walks up to "a body double" of Kamala Harris, who conveniently happened to be campaigning on a random Palm Beach street (the real Harris was in North Carolina) and dispassionately accuses her of being a fake.

"Harris," flanked by two "Secret Service" agents --- a middle-aged fat guy and a hunchbacked, bow-legged middle-aged woman wearing cheap, untailored suits --- proceeds to silently walk away after taking a picture with her arms around some Biden campaigners, as her guards stumble into each other and sneer at the camera.
 
Oh, he's almost definitely involved.

Loomer just filmed and sent a vid to the Gateway Pundit where she walks up to "a body double" of Kamala Harris, who conveniently happened to be campaigning on a random Palm Beach street (the real Harris was in North Carolina) and dispassionately accuses her of being a fake.

"Harris," flanked by two "Secret Service" agents --- a middle-aged fat guy and a hunchbacked, bow-legged middle-aged woman wearing cheap, untailored suits --- proceeds to silently walk away after taking a picture with her arms around some Biden campaigners, as her guards stumble into each other and sneer at the camera.
Great update. I knew this crazy bitch couldn't keep a lid on her worst instincts forever but I was beginning to think we'd have to wait until after the election. Yeah this stunt reeks of Jacob Wohl. I wonder if at this point her handlers are just tired of her or if she slipped them.

Embedded for the lazy.

Note the gateway pundit was the site that ran Wohl's Mueller smear only to pull it within hours when the entire internet called bullshit.
 
Oh, he's almost definitely involved.

Loomer just filmed and sent a vid to the Gateway Pundit where she walks up to "a body double" of Kamala Harris, who conveniently happened to be campaigning on a random Palm Beach street (the real Harris was in North Carolina) and dispassionately accuses her of being a fake.

"Harris," flanked by two "Secret Service" agents --- a middle-aged fat guy and a hunchbacked, bow-legged middle-aged woman wearing cheap, untailored suits --- proceeds to silently walk away after taking a picture with her arms around some Biden campaigners, as her guards stumble into each other and sneer at the camera.
What a fucking disaster of a women.
 
Loomer did an interview with the Daily Mail.
Some highlights..
[She]... faces a barrage of outlandish rumors, including that she underwent gender reassignment surgery or that she's on the payroll of the Mossad the Israeli intelligence service....

Loomer lives a couple of miles south of Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate, in an area of aging buildings that the multi-million dollar mansion dwellers to the north have nicknamed 'The Gaza Strip' in reference to its un-Palm Beach-like low-rent image....
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Loomer said she didn't have many friends as a young girl.

So, she spent quality time in front of the television....

She was accepted into Mount Holyoke College, a well-regarded Massachusetts women's school that focuses on liberal arts.

'What a disaster that was,' Loomer said as her strategist started motioning Loomer to cut it out. 'If you go there, you'll be indoctrinated into a liberal vegan lesbian in no time. What? It's true.
'I had two roommates who were hetero when they arrived. By Christmas, they were, like, together and making out.'
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Particularly enjoyed this bit:
With her parents dealing with one of their son's schizophrenia and paranoia, Loomer said, she and her other younger brother landed at the Orme School, a $50,000-a-year boarding school built on a 26,000-ranch in the middle of nowhere, Arizona.

'I'm completely self-made,' Loomer says. 'I'm from a divorced, dysfunctional family wrecked by mental illness. I was shipped off to boarding school, so it makes me a little uncomfortable to talk about my family.'

'I guess this is why my opponent [Frankel] has been calling me a lunatic,' Loomer said. 'Somehow, she's figured out there's mental illness in my family and she decided to use it too.'
Clearly, suggesting that Loomer is insane is just a smear job.
 
Loomer did an interview with the Daily Mail.
Some highlights..

Particularly enjoyed this bit:

Clearly, suggesting that Loomer is insane is just a smear job.
I wouldn't be surprised if her opponent doesn't even know her entire family is crazy. If they did opposition research deeper than a basic Google search they certainly aren't using it. "My brother had mental illness so they sent me and him to boarding school." Wow she really doesn't get it.

Reminder her campaign has raised over $2,000,000. Some people would literally rather have a clearly insane person in the house than some unassuming lib politician no one's ever heard of.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if her opponent doesn't even know her entire family is crazy. If they did opposition research deeper than a basic Google search they certainly aren't using it. "My brother had mental illness so they sent me and him to boarding school." Wow she really doesn't get it.

Reminder her campaign has raised over $2,000,000. Some people would literally rather have a clearly insane person in the house than some unassuming lib politician no one's ever heard of.
She's just getting small donations from people in her district, what are you talking about?
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Doesn't Trump cast his vote in Florida?

He is registered in Palm Beach county this election and tried to change his registration for voting by listening 1600 Pennsylvania Ave as his address, which got him flagged for not residing in state and had to be cleared up before it went through, so yes, in the only manner only he possibly could is your answer.

Laura is a real perplexing puzzle as to the correct answer to the nature versus nurture question. It'll be fun watching her crash and burn tommorow night as an appetizer to the main event shit show. Candidate salt is the most prized kind in elections after all.
 
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