Laughable wikiHow guides

[Meowthkip]

https://m.wikihow.com/Do-80's-Makeup-and-Hair

Pretty sure that’s not how you tease your hair.

Hair's not big enough.

Fake 80's girl. Boo. Hiss.

 

[Tempest]

https://www.wikihow.com/Be-an-Antichrist
http://archive.vn/W7GIQ

"organized torture and public execution is possible"

 

[byuu]

This should replace the thinking smilie

https://www.wikihow.com/Be-More-Thoughtful

 

[Florence]

https://wikihow.com/Attract-a-Goth-Girl

Step 1: Dress like Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.

 

[Cool kitties club]

https://wikihow.com/Attract-a-Goth-Girl
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Step 1: Dress like Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.

Just gotta set a trap of black eyeliner, 2000's music, and HP Lovecraft books

 

[Feathers and Stones]

https://wikihow.com/Attract-a-Goth-Girl
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Step 1: Dress like Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.

Lacks the self-harm wounds.

 

[Meowthkip]

Just gotta set a trap of black eyeliner, 2000's music, and HP Lovecraft books

If you want a quality goth girl, you should use 80's music instead.

 

[Scribbler]

If you want a quality goth girl, you should use 80's music instead.

Yep. 2000's music primarily attracts emos.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Yep. 2000's music primarily attracts emos.

If you do 90's you end up with the industrial goths that just smell like leather pants that have never been washed.

 

[trashbat]

struggling with resting bitch face? want smiles to come more easily? wikihow's got you covered

(source)

 

[Cackspangler]

How to Cope With Being Blind

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

How to Cope With Being Blind
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This is fucking beautiful.

 

[Meowthkip]

How to Cope With Being Blind
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Being legally blind does not necessarily mean total blindness, as you could be blind in one eye, or have obscured vision that severely limits what you're able to see, or deteriorating vision, but uh...

This is still fucking hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

How to Cope With Being Blind
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At least if you were blind you wouldn't have to see the mind bogglingly bad WikiHow illustrations any more.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I want to hear the ER stories that doctors and nurses must have witnessed by now due to people following these ridiculous guides.

 

[Haramburger]

Being legally blind does not necessarily mean total blindness, as you could be blind in one eye, or have obscured vision that severely limits what you're able to see, or deteriorating vision, but uh...

This is still fucking hilarious.

More frightening sounding than it sometimes is, being legally blind doesn't exclude you from a driver's license and getting behind the wheel either. I haven't seen it translate to a handicap sticker and premium parking yet personally.

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

How to Become a Real Life Superhero

The world is a dangerous place and sometimes there's a need for superheroes. Regrettably, there's no real way to gain super strength or to fly like in the comic books. However, that doesn't mean that someone can't become a real life...

www.wikihow.com

how to make your own capeshit movie

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

More frightening sounding than it sometimes is, being legally blind doesn't exclude you from a driver's license and getting behind the wheel either. I haven't seen it translate to a handicap sticker and premium parking yet personally.

Oh, I worked with a dude who was legally blind, and was allowed to drive. He restricted himself to only driving during the day, but it was terrifying to think that due was driving around. To read something, he had to hold it like an inch from his face...

I don't believe he had a handicap placard, now that you mention it.

 

[NoFeline]

http://www.wikihow.com/Comfort-a-Girl

wikiHow To Destroy Your Career

 

[Darwin Watterson]

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wikiHow To Destroy Your Career

Oh god it looks like ProJared, kinda.