Laughable wikiHow guides

[Meowthkip]

http://www.wikihow.com/Give-a-Girl-a-Hickey

Remember: when giving or receiving hickeys, be sure to keep your eyes WIDE THE FUCK OPEN.

 

[Colress]

Remember: when giving or receiving hickeys, be sure to keep your eyes WIDE THE FUCK OPEN.

 

[Silver]

guys ok that autism superhero thing though

my mom and i used to joke about how I'd be the Asperger's Superhero and fly away while flapping my arms

autistic minds think alike

 

[Adamska]

Now, I'm not exactly knowledgeable on this subject, considering I was born with a different set of equipment, but why would you want to force your body to eject a wave of blood and flesh out of yourself on purpose?

Either way, I've also learned how to store lemons for the unholy ritual of expulsion. You see, I'm selectively damaged in the brain, and have gaps in my knowledge as a result. If it wasn't for this, I'd probably be trying to jam the lemons into my nose for storage or something.

 

[InLivingTuna]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-My-Little-Pony-Room

Man, I wish I had the money to dedicate an entire room of my house to anything. Right now I have a guest room that has nothing but one lamp in it.

 

[meatslab]

How to Tell Your Mom You're Attracted to Animals


How to Act Like a Wolf and Find a Pack


How to Care for a Sick Gorilla

[URL='http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Someone-to-Hang-Out-with-You-for-Your-Birthday']How to Get Someone to Hang Out with You for Your Birthday

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[Dilligaff]

Now, I'm not exactly knowledgeable on this subject, considering I was born with a different set of equipment, but why would you want to force your body to eject a wave of blood and flesh out of yourself on purpose?.

The only think I can think of is to have it on a more exact schedule - I only skimmed the intro to that. That or just to get it over with. Yeesh, they really DO have guides on everything!

 

[Meowthkip]

How to Tell Your Mom You're Attracted to Animals

This doesn't include the part where they disown you for being sexually attracted to animals.

 

[Heretics on Holiday]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Cloud-Princess
Yes, it's another one of those [Noun] Princess articles. They seem to be multiplying. But this one gets really surreal really quickly.

Carry around with you a white or pink stuffed bunny. Maybe even a stuffed teddy bear. Name it something such as "Bun Bun", this is a perfect name for any soft toy that is owned by a cloud princess.

Sign a blood oath.

Have a love for doves. They are a sign of peace and they are white!

 

[Adamska]

I would totally buy the advice of a person who has clearly only ever seen kisses in the media, and has not actually performed any... at least on a human.

 

[Charlie's Chaplin]

How to Make Cosplay Costumes

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How To Control Premature Ejaculation

Dr Coxmongler

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How to Love Others

CHRIS?!?!?

 

[Adamska]

How to Love Others

CHRIS?!?!?

 

[Le Bateleur]

How to Make Cosplay Costumes

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How To Control Premature Ejaculation

Dr Coxmongler

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How to Love Others

CHRIS?!?!?

Exploitable Chicago Chris:

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CWC example (geddit?)

Spoiler: Chris tries socialising

 

[Charlie's Chaplin]

God, that's brilliant. Here's my attempt.

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Quick and dirty - just the way he likes it.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-the-Friend-Zone

11 steps: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-out-of-the-Friend-Zone-(Guys)
7 steps: http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-the-Friend-Zone-(Girls)

ah here we go: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Him-Into-the-Friend-Zone

 

[Adamska]

http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-the-Friend-Zone

11 steps: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-out-of-the-Friend-Zone-(Guys)
7 steps: http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-the-Friend-Zone-(Girls)

ah here we go: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Him-Into-the-Friend-Zone

Add about 150 lbs/75 kg on the guy, give him a near dead-eyed or impotent-rage look, and have him wear something he thinks looks cool when it makes him look dumb, and you get a better picture.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Also, and h/t CatParty, obligatory FurryCon edit to the cosplay picture:

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Fake-Picture-With-Famous-People-to-Impress-Your-Friends-and-Family

http://www.wikihow.com/Win-a-Tickle-Fight

http://www.wikihow.com/Lick-Your-Elbow

 

[gummy]

http://www.wikihow.com/Enjoy-Elephants

 

[Adamska]

In other news, I have added new techniques to the unholy ritual of expulsion. By using the power of eastern religious practices, Islamic Law, and overpriced New Age rubbish, I can cause women to shriek as blood and corpse-flesh flies out of their lower orifice.