Laughable wikiHow guides

[DonaldJTrump]

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Nun

 

[CIA Nigger]

Here's a shitty guide on how to remove a battery from a phone with a sealed internal battery, literally the first method is "call up moto for repair" which is the opposite of how to repair it yourself:
http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-the-Battery-from-the-Droid-Ultra

 

[Mister Loser]

Here's a wikihow teaching you how to kill yourself, while telling you not to kill yourself:
http://m.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

 

[MG 620]

Here's wikihow teaching you how to kill yourself, while telling you not to kill yourself:
http://m.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

http://www.wikihow.com/Die-Peacefully

 

[Fapcop]

http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Get-Caught-Looking-at-Porn (with Pictures)

"If you masturbate, do not get your juices on the computer."

Shiaat! Imagine being such a filthy swine that you just shoot your semen on whatever is nearby...

Or for that matter, imagine being so paranoid, that your standard masturbation pose is one hand on dick, and one hand on CTRL-W, as the guide suggests. SMDH.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

I'd like to think that a lot of these are just taking the piss, but the jaded, emotionally crushed part of my psyche that's lived on the internet for the last 22~ years is tearfully mumbling that that's not the case, so here we are.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-tard cum-Steak-With-Jelly-Beans

Nice meme It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia reference

 

[NARPASSWORD]

WikiHow pics are avatar worthy. Just saying.

 

[LtCucumber]

https://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Baby-Again
this may have already been posted but i didn't go through all 59 pages of this thread

 

[LucasSomething]

http://www.wikihow.com/Fight-Like-Goku

Didn't know Goku had fingerless hands and crosshair vision.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Pure-Hearted-Like-Goku

Goku is not "pure hearted" at all, his only motivation in the world is fighting and getting stronger, even if it puts his whole family, friends and the whole universe in danger. Also, wtf is this gay shit, i bet this artist fantasizes about Goku...

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

This thread has finally given me my first avatar.

 

[Meowthkip]

http://www.wikihow.com/Fight-Like-Goku

Didn't know Goku had fingerless hands and crosshair vision.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Pure-Hearted-Like-Goku

Goku is not "pure hearted" at all, his only motivation in the world is fighting and getting stronger, even if it puts his whole family, friends and the whole universe in danger. Also, wtf is this gay shit, i bet this artist fantasizes about Goku...

How dare you. Goku cares about more than just fighting and getting stronger.

Spoiler

 

[LtCucumber]

https://www.wikihow.com/Cook-Lasagna-in-Your-Dishwasher
This one's not so much laughable, just fucking weird.

https://www.wikihow.com/Find-Hot-People-to-Be-Friends-on-Facebook

https://www.wikihow.com/Destroy-a-Relationship-on-Club-Penguin

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Date-on-Bin-Weevils

The bin weevils one did it for me. I'm so done.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

http://wikihow.com/Tell-when-Blue-Cheese-Is-Bad

 

[ON 190]

http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Spam

I mean, I enjoy Spam but if you need an explanation on how to microwave it or eat it from the can... god help you.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

http://pt.wikihow.com/Ser-Ousada

How to become a JOJO character:

I thought that was "How To Look Like Ke$ha"

 

[AnOminous]

http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Spam

I mean, I enjoy Spam but if you need an explanation on how to microwave it or eat it from the can... god help you.

Not even Spam musubi.

 

[ON 190]

Not even Spam musubi.

View attachment 282617

Apparently that's pretty good.

 

[Y2K Baby]

 

[HenryKissiger]

https://www.wikihow.com/Combine-Layers-in-Photoshop

You can tell it's a good tutorial when every image looks like a clickbait youtube thumbnail.