Laughable wikiHow guides

[Adamska]

This is an artist's rendition of the last thing some poor babysitter saw before being tortured to death and eaten by her wards.

 

[Kirby]

how to kill a silverfish

 

[Ferls]

http://www.wikihow.com/Amaze-Everyone-With-How-One-Penny-Could-Make-You-Rich
What. I can't maths and even I know this is stupid.

Thanks, WikiHow.

That's not an "amazing" thing to anyone, especially if it's bullshit. The article even mentions "keep going if your friends call you out".
I remember a picture book just like this from my childhood. Wouldn't be surprised if the article ripped right off of it.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

This is relevant to me right now.

http://www.wikihow.com/Fall-Asleep-Without-Letting-Your-Teacher-Know

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

This is relevant to me right now.

http://www.wikihow.com/Fall-Asleep-Without-Letting-Your-Teacher-Know

My teacher's a leprechaun! Perfect!

 

[Zazie]

http://www.wikihow.com/Lose-5-Pounds-in-a-Day
This doesn't sound healthy... 3-4 litres of water a day? Holy hell.

http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Chewing-Gum-from-a-Dog's-Hair
I think they call that "fur".

http://www.wikihow.com/Dribble-Like-Cristiano-Ronaldo
Step 1: Be Cristiano Ronaldo.

"Learn how to dribble" is step 3. Hold on a second.

http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-Minnesotan
I don't know why I found this as funny as I did.

http://www.wikihow.com/Forgive-a-Cheating-Husband
Step 1: You fucking don't.

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-out-Who-Your-Real-Friends-Are
The amount of entitlement...

Just a note on step 2: some people don't handle a change of plans well. And if you've made plans to go out somewhere and then go "nah I don't wanna let's do this instead", you're the asshole.

"Someone is your friend if they don't make demands of you." But it's okay to make demands of your friends if you're testing them? Okay.

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-Mean-to-People


http://www.wikihow.com/Love-Your-Boyfriend
If you need to look up how to love your boyfriend, you probably shouldn't be with him.

http://www.wikihow.com/Decorate-a-Classroom

http://www.wikihow.com/Ditch-School-and-Take-a-Mental-Break
"Learn how to skip school, the right way."

Okay, I lied, I think this wins the entitlement crown.

 

[The Viking of Disapproval]

http://m.wikihow.com/Look-Like-Patrick-Star

 

[Zazie]

http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Skirt-in-the-Winter
What's up with all the bullshit fashion articles telling people what they can and can't wear? You can wear whatever the fuck kind of skirt you want in the winter. If you don't want your legs to freeze, wear tights. If it's warm enough, don't wear tights. It's not hard.

http://www.wikihow.com/Kiss-Your-Girlfriend-in-Middle-School
If you're in middle school you're too young to have a girlfriend, kid.

Spoiler: Jesus

http://www.wikihow.com/Increase-Your-Sperm-Count
Shouldn't you see your doctor about this rather than read shitty articles on the internet?

Spoiler: All the images in this article are fucking WEIRD

http://www.wikihow.com/Give-Cattle-Injections

"Always consult a veterinarian before giving a shot to a cow. They can give you more specific tips for your cow." You could say they have the... know-cow.

Spoiler: Sad cows

http://www.wikihow.com/Determine-if-You-Need-Braces
Step 1: Go to a dentist.

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Super-Powers-in-a-Lucid-Dream
Somehow I don't think you'll remember this article when you're dreaming.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hermit
Step 1: Stay in the house all day. Eventually, reduce that to only being in one room.

http://www.wikihow.com/Follow-Jesus
Jesus has a Twitter account? Sweet!

http://www.wikihow.com/Break-a-Horse
I didn't know what this actually meant and I got really confused. Why would you want to break an animal, you sick fucks?

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Parents-Proud-of-You

"Your parents probably won't be too proud of you if you're locked up in jail for several different crimes". And if they are, they're shitty parents.

Spoiler: I doubt the parents of whoever drew these are proud...

(I hope the images don't fuck up. I've hotlinked them since Imgur isn't being nice to me at the moment, and they seem to be working in the post preview, but...)

 

[CatParty]

@Null this wikihow needs to be stickied here:
http://www.wikihow.com/Protect-Your-Online-Reputation


do you want poorly drawn breastfeeding pics?
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Baby-Hiccups

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Goth-at-School

 

[Le Bateleur]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Really-Cool-Guy

http://www.wikihow.com/Laugh

http://www.wikihow.com/Prank-Your-Brother

 

[ON 190]

http://www.wikihow.com/Prank-Your-Brother

View attachment 55324

Step 1: Learn magic.
Step 2: Cast spells at him.

 

[Kaz]

Step 1: Learn magic.
Step 2: Cast spells at him.

I hope I'm not the only one who imagined this.

 

[Positron]

How to Fake Sick to Stay Away from School.

How to Call in Sick when You Just Need a Day Off

How to Do Nothing

 

[lainiwakuraa]

http://m.wikihow.com/Lift-One-Eyebrow

"Practice for about 30 minutes each day"

This is an artist's rendition of the last thing some poor babysitter saw before being tortured to death and eaten by her wards.

 

[DNJACK]

Just cute http://m.wikihow.com/Give-Your-Cat-a-Massage

 

[Sable]

how to kill a silverfish
View attachment 51718

Wait, THAT'S how you kill them?

I'll be five minutes. Like all wikiHow articles, there's no way this can backfire at all!

 

[Bugaboo]

Wait, THAT'S how you kill them?

I'll be five minutes. Like all wikiHow articles, there's no way this can backfire at all!

Why don't you just trap them under a glass and put them outside

 

[Positron]

How to increase libido

How to know if you are heterosexual.

 

[Tempest]

Spoiler

http://www.wikihow.com/Handle-a-Bomb-Threat-over-the-Telephone

Spoiler

http://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Autistic-Children-to-Swim