Disaster Large underwater observatory disappears without a trace

Large Underwater Observatory Disappears Without A Trace, Baffling Scientists

A large monitoring station used to gather important scientific data in the Baltic Sea has mysteriously vanished....

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A large monitoring station used to gather important scientific data in the Baltic Sea has mysteriously vanished.

The underwater observatory, which had been on the seafloor since December 2016, is managed by the GEOMAR Helmholtz Center for Ocean Research Kiel and the Helmholtz Center Geesthacht (HZG). On August 21 at 8:15 p.m. local time, transmissions from the €300,000 ($330,000) station came to a sudden halt. Divers were dispatched to the site, only to find—much to their astonishment—that the entire structure was gone, save for a shredded transmission cable, according to a GEOMAR statement.

 

[FemalePresident]

We should stay away from the Ocean.

 

[YW 525]

We should stay away from the Ocean.

Go into the water. Live there. Die there. Live there. Die there.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Here's an image of the prime suspect:

 

[Wake me up]

Dear Science,

Do you want to wake up Cthulhu and bring forth the demise of our reality's entire physical plane of existence? Because that's how you wake up Cthulhu and bring forth the demise of our reality's entire physical plane of existence.

Please get your act together and stop losing your toys on the ocean. Thanks.

 

[Antipathy]

Dear Science,

Do you want to wake up Cthulhu and bring forth the demise of our reality's entire physical plane of existence? Because that's how you wake up Cthulhu and bring forth the demise of our reality's entire physical plane of existence.

Please get your act together and stop losing your toys on the ocean. Thanks.

The sweet release of death as brought about by Lord Cthulhu is far better than the alternative of living in this nightmarish hellscape of a society.