👓 TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

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Arthur Morgan said:
Brad grew up with divorced parents who had no time to monitor what he was watching, so he developed a love of dogshit that he knows is terrible, and is capable of making fun of himself to the point where he has posted on forums like this and other places, giving us more insight into events. Kyle on the other hand cannot take an ounce of criticism, and somehow believes himself to be Brad's moral and intellectual superior.
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Brad is also the kind of guy you could hang out with, have a beer and riff on movies then go out and do whatever.

Kyle would insist on sherry and that you discuss the intricacies of some French New Wave movie where the guy buying a loaf of bread was actually trying to buy back a piece of his soul. He's that pseudo-intellectual who takes himself way too seriously and thinks everything he says is momentous and important.

Tootsie Bear said:
This message brought to you by two of the whitest guys soyboys you know. Your mind on Reddit.
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FTFY.
 
BrunoMattei said:
Kyle is a faggot. Full stop.
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If he was, he would have gotten laid by now and been less of a piece of shit. Or more, the ego boost might have made him more insufferable.
Falcon Sebben said:
Kyle would insist on sherry and that you discuss the intricacies of some French New Wave movie where the guy buying a loaf of bread was actually trying to buy back a piece of his soul. He's that pseudo-intellectual who takes himself way too seriously and thinks everything he says is momentous and important.
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Booze is booze, and he's happy to discuss the intricacies of Disney movies, which is why he and Lindsay were friends. They never fucked, even she wouldn't spread it for the likes of him, but she let him be on her pretentious site.
 
Arthur Morgan said:
If he was, he would have gotten laid by now and been less of a piece of shit. Or more, the ego boost might have made him more insufferable.
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He's said that he's bi but how much of that is due to him actually liking dick and just possibly increasing his chance of human contact?

Arthur Morgan said:
Booze is booze, and he's happy to discuss the intricacies of Disney movies, which is why he and Lindsay were friends. They never fucked, even she wouldn't spread it for the likes of him, but she let him be on her pretentious site.
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The thing about sherry is how it's considered more upscale than plain old beer and Kyle likes to play up his intellectualness and the fact he grew up upper-middle class. And he'll talk film with anybody if he's allowed to pontificate on the symbolism and meaning behind such and such a scene.

And while Lindsay supposedly blew Linkara, that might just be shitposting for all we know, even she didn't see Kyle as worthy of a pity handy. That's how much of a cuck he is. He couldn't get the town bicycle from Channel Autism to have sex with him.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
He's said that he's bi but how much of that is due to him actually liking dick and just possibly increasing his chance of human contact?


The thing about sherry is how it's considered more upscale than plain old beer and Kyle likes to play up his intellectualness and the fact he grew up upper-middle class. And he'll talk film with anybody if he's allowed to pontificate on the symbolism and meaning behind such and such a scene.

And while Lindsay supposedly blew Linkara, that might just be shitposting for all we know, even she didn't see Kyle as worthy of a pity handy. That's how much of a cuck he is. He couldn't get the town bicycle from Channel Autism to have sex with him.
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I can't take anyone from the left who claims to be Bi, Pan, or Ace especially if they're White. It's just the easiest way to get victimhood points and join an "Oppressed" community without actually having to be it or prove because most of these assholes who claim it are always in Heterosexual relationships. Ironically the one Channel Autism member who could truly claim it is Lewis, and he won't.
 
LaughJoke2.0 said:
I can't take anyone from the left who claims to be Bi, Pan, or Ace especially if they're White. It's just the easiest way to get victimhood points and join an "Oppressed" community without actually having to be it or prove because most of these assholes who claim it are always in Heterosexual relationships. Ironically the one Channel Autism member who could truly claim it is Lewis, and he won't.
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You forgot 'non-binary', perhaps the laziest and stupidest oppression category of all. Slap a they/them pronouns badge on your chest and you're good to go.
 
LaughJoke2.0 said:
Yeah, I forgot non-binary good catch that is the laziest of the lazy.

As for Lewis he never admits his love of cock and hides behind the "Liz was a woman to me" bullshit.
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He did in his younger days when he'd post on those message boards, which is how people discovered who he was, and once called himself a "dirty cock slut" and how he's good to "give or receive" in reference to blowjobs and that he was bi.

But yeah we all know he likes dick, he wanted to play with Liz's girldick but she told him no then got the chop. And we all know that his hambeast of a wife pegs him every night but only when he's massaged her feet and gotten her whatever she wanted from Uber Eats.

As for Kyle? I'm pretty sure that while he's a total soyboy he's only "bi" for the sake of being a good ally. But then he's so pathetic that I doubt any woman would want to touch him.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
And while Lindsay supposedly blew Linkara, that might just be shitposting for all we know, even she didn't see Kyle as worthy of a pity handy. That's how much of a cuck he is. He couldn't get the town bicycle from Channel Autism to have sex with him.
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No, she blew Spoony, possibly. He was always hostile towards women who were even kind of slutty nerds. He had a really irrational hatred for Pushing Up Roses and was never able to explain why. Lewis is too much of a coward to ever try to get with a woman, much less a dick girl. He just hopes and prays someone will come ask him out. Which only happened twice, once with Liz, the other with Viga.

Lewis was too much of a small fish for Lindsay, while Spoony was big game. Kyle was just there to prop up her desire to be seen as an intellectual.
 
JimGreen said:
10 seconds into his video and we get a shout out. Kyle...
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Here’s to hoping I get a shout-out! It’s around 1:39.
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For me, it’s that he put transphobia before literally anything else. Sexism, arguably the oldest form of bigotry (second to ableism), is sixth on his list. Apparently one can enslave an entire race and exterminate half a continent, but God forbid they call an autistic white man in a dress with chipped nail-polish a male.

Priorities, Kyle. Considering male perverts to be the most oppressed class of all time might backfire one day. Like, say, when people with actual problems start fixing things. I’m working on a PreserveTube archive but goodness gracious this thing is about 2 hours and 14 minutes long!

Here are some of my nitpicks:
0:49 - Shows gross toilet humour YT content dunking on PragerU.
There’s a “Pete Best of BreadTube” joke that made me laugh. The PragerU Shakespeare is a cringe-inducing children’s cartoon, so I get Kyle’s disdain. What I find funny is how people like the hosts of Chapo Trao House will belittle Rod Dreher for flipping out about Blue’s Clues, but then Kyle does this. It just seems like both sides of the aisle are content to let schlock slide if it’s on their side.
2:25 - Kyle did charity for Trans Lifeline.
Honestly, I like a lot of Kyle’s stuff. Glad to see the Shakespeare “quoted by everyone” gag return. PragerU sucks, but it’s funny to see Kyle suggest they’re right-wing. The dude is friends with Ben Shapiro and used to work with the South Park guys. Relax, Kyle.
 
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He still acts like he's in TGWTG.
For all his Doug-hating, he still acts and tweets like he's Temu Doug in 2008.
 
After a 2 hour sperg fest of PragerU's dumb opinions on Shakespeare, Kyle has called it quits on content creation (Archive):
Hello, all:

Effective immediately I will retire from creating online content. If you’ve been paying attention, you’ll have known that this has been coming for a long time. For me, creating content has taken a massive strain on my mental health and after my last video, I feel like I have nothing more to say.

In truth I have been feeling more fulfilled than I have in years because of things happening in my life that have nothing to do with the internet - things which I will not ruin by sharing them with the internet.

The Patreon at KKallgren will remain active, but it will now serve as an archive for all of my past work. All tiers but one will be eliminated, and that remaining tier will receive access to old videos which I’ll be reposting over the coming weeks. For those who want, they’ll be there. If that’s not what you want to support, then I humbly thank you for all that you have over the years.

Consider this a winding down. I’m putting my work behind me, but that still means I’m standing in front of it.

I will still maintain the YouTube channel and you may see me post links to GoFundMe campaigns that deserve support or YouTube channels doing work worth seeing, but don’t expect me to make more of my own content. It takes far too long for me to make even one video I can stand behind and I cannot keep the pace that other more prolific YouTubers keep. Not without pain. Not without the strain of being.

Go, and do work in your own community. Educate, aid, and protect the most vulnerable. You know how to change the world, and you don’t need me to tell you how.

Goodbye, my most agonizing pain and my greatest joy.

Death to Fascism,

- Kyle Thomas Kallgren
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So he will still get money from suckers who want to give to his Patreon to access old videos from more than a decade ago, as well as promote GoFundMe campaigns that he doesn't realize are scams.

Case in point, his last post was for the LGBTQ community of South fucking Sudan! Said scam is going to a random person who claims to live in New York City who will then give the money to unnamed queer South Sudanese groups they met on Bluesky (Archive).

Au revoir you moralistic, bumptious windbag. The Cinema Snob was always miles better than you.
 
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