💼 Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Stock Image Photographer]

"Why are you too scared to respond? You're a MARINE, not some quivering Marxist." Did Kurt just accidentally insult himself there?

 

[Spellskite]

Oh man that's some clingy, desperate stuff. Did he just sit at his computer for an hour and a half venting via email? Its pretty amusing seeing Kurt manage to gain the sympathies of some kiwis and then immediately lose it with stupid, petty nonsense like this.

 

[Judge Holden]

this......this has turned out better than i could have ever dreamed it could...goddamn it i think i have tears in my eyes

 

[GethN7]

Kurt must have seen all the competitors for Lolcow of the Year 2018 and was gonna be damned if anyone but him got it.

 

[captkrisma]

It's okay, Kurt. I'm sure "B-chaku Sempai" will notice you.

 

[The Great Chandler]

So far left you even managed to make an a-log lefty journalist a Nazi.

 

[thismanlies]

It's almost like he didn't give a fuck about Diversity & Comics and was only white knighting him to get some journalistic street cred.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok....after literally scream-laughing for a few minutes i think i figured this shit out...

The Hentai Hobgoblin is INSANELY egotistical and narcissistic, not comparable to brianna wu or the like but pretty damn close. When he swooped down from the heavens to save poor sweet innocent D&C from the SJW hordes he expected to be rewarded with praise and applause from the grateful Damsel and Co (lol gettid? i did a pun there)

Since however he is the fucking Hentai Hobgoblin whose claim to fame is parlaying his CP collection into a career by claiming to "expose" them, D&C as a father and someone who has probably seen eichenwald go on one too many SJW tantrums himself was decidedly not interested in cuddling up to him

This caused eichenwald, who spent the past day or so being swarmed by the ratking, to go absolutely fucking mad and made him start spamming demands and threats to D&C's email and tweeter

I gotta admit, boring edgelord (with one too many similarities to Fscmidt types for me to be comfortable with) he is, D&C sure as shit knows how to cause an autism hurricane with but a single tweet or video.

 

[Cubanodun]

The Hentai Hobgoblin is INSANELY egotistical and narcissistic

Is that blue checkmark, it affect people in weird ways

 

[Stock Photo James]

Diversity and Comics should apologise and side with Kurt in exchange for Kurt posting a video of himself admitting he loves hentai.

No wait, that's not enough. Should also list his favourite doujins. Maybe even jerk off on cam. DSP did it so that's OK if you're e-famous.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

 

[AJ 447]

"Man up" lmao get fucked Kurt
edit: ninja'd by waggly

 

[AprilRains]

As soon as the rat king steps into the ring, Kurt starts to look perfectly rational and reasonable. He's not even crying about harassment, he's just taking the hits as they come and punching back like a champ.

I guess that didn't last.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

If kurt has a lawyer that could get him away with running a pedophile website due to 'epilepsy', then he can probably win any court case he has down the road.

 

[AJ 447]

D&C just put up a video about the situation.

 

[Koby_Fish]

TWIST: KURT IS NOW THREATENING TO SUE D&C

Obviously Kurt didn't see D&C's video on the subject, where D&C said he wasn't going to talk to Kurt (about this or anything, at all, ever, really) because he didn't want to have anything to do with him, considering Kurt's reputation and it gave him a skeevy feeling and it's scummy.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Here is the rest of the email.

Part 3 - My Mistake

Part 4 - I forget the name of this one and don't care enough to check

Part 5 - You add to the fantasy

Addendum AKA the strangest part of the email

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

This is the first time I've ever seen a one-man firing squad.

 

[AprilRains]

This is the first time I've ever seen a one-man firing squad.

Not only that, but he hauled out the automatic weapons.

 

[lindsayfan]

obviously Kurt was inspired by all the dangerhaired failures squawking at him... This silverback of self-own isn't ready to pass the cringe baton!

"Oh, you millennial faggots think you know how to hurt your own cause? You troons think you know know how to sperg out, destroy your own credibility and make yourselves look bad? Pshhh... watch Big Daddy show you pisants how it's DONE!"