💼 Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Judge Holden]

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

I bet most of the time he tweets he's completely naked, a hentai tab open on his computer and his bellybutton crusted over by the semen he's too lazy to wipe with a towel.

 

[repentance]

It gets better!

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Wait a minute

Spoiler: ENHANCE

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Tweetsave

Does that mean what I think it means - that he downloaded a torrent from there?

 

[DuskEngine]

God Bless America

 

[proteus4994]

You'd think Eichenwald would be more of a Trump supporter, honestly.

 

[Wiggles]

it's obviously a dumb, funny lie because hes humiliated but lying about porn is about as midwestern normie as it gets tbh

constant debates over who qualifies as a lolcow is boring tho and im sorry i brought it up

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

How do you fuck up googling "Tentacle Porn" so badly you end up looking at a specific website for a hentai about fat tit school teacher face sitting her students?

Its obviously a bullshit excuse.

Now now, who's to say the man can't do both? And besides, the more fetishes we find, the more amusing his meltdown becomes.

 

[Dick In a Drawer]

Eichenwald is basically a real life George Constanza

 

[ChristConsciousness]

Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.

 

[CatParty]

"no really, i was just researching it"

 

[repentance]

https://archive.is/nM6nk

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

"no really, i was just researching it"

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"MOM, I WAS JUST RESEARCHING IT!"

Unoriginal jokes aside, this guy looks like George Costanza.

 

[Literally Hitler]

The meme factories on /POL/ have been working hard

Spoiler: More Memes

 

[Cubanodun]

for some Reason twitter created a curated moment of all of this

 

[MG 620]

for some Reason twitter created a curated moment of all of this

LOL

Could this be the lolcow of the year?

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

I thought Brianna Wu had an early lock with the space rocks. But this space case getting his rocks off to anime is amazing. When is someone going to send him epileptic anime porn??

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

"no really, i was just researching it"

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This is absolutely amazing, couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow too

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Accidentally looking up hentai with your wife and kids while actually looking for tentacle porn... is he using some kind of weird gambit where he tries to make up the creepiest bullshit excuse he can so we all forget the rather mundane embarrassment that he actually jerks it to anime?

 

[kcbbq]

I thought Brianna Wu had an early lock with the space rocks. But this space case getting his rocks off to anime is amazing. When is someone going to send him epileptic anime porn??

If they end up seeded on the same side of the bracket it will be proof ofa fix.

 

[AnOminous]

i think hes just really earnest and pathetic and not really a cow but whatever, hes fun to laugh at either way and maybe he'll flip out

hes basically carl diggler irl

I don't think you can be earnest and a pathological liar at the same time.