Koby dox

[Null]

My dad IS the CIA.

im cia

 

[repentance]

seriously how the fuck did you guys find out my name

Russian hackers.

 

[ES 148]

My dad invented the Internet so he knows everyone's IP addresses, you better be ready kiddo

 

[BILLY MAYS]

im cia

if I pull that off, will you die?

 

[LocalFireDept]

im cia

You're a big guy

 

[Gordon Cole]

So Eric, what's the next step in your master plan?

 

[DT 211]

Oh dear. That was...unwise.

nah everything is gonna be just fine

 

[Traditional Tet]

If we doxxed you, would you die?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

You're a big guy

for you

 

[PantsFreeZone]

seriously how the fuck did you guys find out my name

I can tell you we don't have money. But what we do have are a very particular set of skills; skills we have acquired over very long careers. Skills that make us a nightmare for people like you. If you give us all enough money to buy 100 chicken nuggets, that'll be the end of it.

 

[VB 305]

nah everything is gonna be just fine

dude they posted it on a dead board that used to be inhabited full of edgy faggots OH NOEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[Morag]

holy shit is this thread still alive jesus christ

 

[Lysol]

Has a lolcow ever ended up making their own thread before?

 

[dunbrine47]

Has a lolcow ever ended up making their own thread before?

They have. It's fun when they walk off the street like that and turn themselves in (so to speak).

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

If you give us all enough money to buy 100 chicken nuggets, that'll be the end of it.

Wait, 100 chicken nuggets for each member or 100 chicken nuggets collectively for all of the users?

 

[Captain Pipsqueak]

im cia

I'm Batman. Or a man with a bat. One of them.

 

[Gentrify]

Keep your fag love to yourself.

Nobody cares he wouldn't introduce you as your boyfriend.

Your doxx is shit and you're shit.

 

[LofaSofa]

I'm still gay.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Fuckles you Erichu .

All this dumb shit over an argument over the chaos emeralds? Sorry, I just think being an edgy Jerkop all of the time is exceptional.

Also, you live like a block from my house and go to the same date ed. You're fucking prickly wicklie.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Wait, 100 chicken nuggets for each member or 100 chicken nuggets collectively for all of the users?

Those are the same thing.

There's only one user here, it's a sock website. You know this. I know this.