Know Your Kiwis #8: SIGSEGV

[Pissmaster]

@SIGSEGV

bear computer
actual gigachad irl
good dental hygiene
baddest bad boy of the farms
null goons to sigsegv at least four times a week
was offered the role of "Gnome #2" on iCarly but turned it down
personally showed up to the cincinatti zoo to shame each and every person who worked there after harambe was killed
had his sexual awakening when he watched scary movie in that scene where the guy and the girl are bonin' and then the guy fires a huge torrent of jizz that splatters the girl up on the ceiling​

 

[User names must be unique]

but is he an actual gnome? I've heard stories.

 

[SIGSEGV]

was offered the role of "Gnome #2" on iCarly but turned it down

I turned it down because I'm not a gnome. I did not feel that it was right for me to take the role.

 

[Pissmaster]

I turned it down because I'm not a gnome. I did not feel that it was right for me to take the role.

Were you still on iCarly though?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That chick from Scary Movie is hot.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Were you still on iCarly though?

No. Dan "The Man" Schneider repeatedly asked to see my feet and it made me very uncomfortable.