Know Your Kiwis #6: Xenomorph

[Pissmaster]

@Xenomorph

boob haver
juggles the crescent roll tubes at the grocery store when she sees them
facebook profile pic was her with the Flea Market Montgomery guy for like seven years
was taught proper table etiquette growing up and now places her salad fork on the right side of her plate as a subtle way of rebelling
tracked down her kindergarten boyfriend after not hearing from him since then - he turned out to be one of the organizers of Las Vegas Fur Con. she did not contact him​

 

[The Cunting Death]

She has fuckn a tiddies

she's also cool i guess

 

[Shidoen]

She has a cute dog, thus she must be tracked down and found

 

[DankSmoker]

You had me at boob haver.

 

[Xenomorph]

This is all accurate.

 

[Shidoen]

This is all accurate.

Dox Puppies or GTFO

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Gargamel]

This isn't a question, @Pissmaster.

 

[Shidoen]

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Dog is nice

 

[Xenomorph]

Dog is nice

 

[Shidoen]

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He likes to pose for the fans doesn't he?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Who?

 

[DankSmoker]

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Alright this should've been the first bulletin, clearly @Pissmaster is lacking in his cybersleuthing, he needs to hand over his gun and pissjug.

 

[Super Shiro]

I need to post more often and become a beloved figure in this community so I can make it in Know Your Kiwis volume #2,487!

 

[SentinentCloud]

more like cringemorph