@Klaatu appreciation thread - Our goat

[Klaatu]

Klaatu let me borrow one of his 36 lamborghinis and saved a bunch of kids with cancer from a fire at the children's hospital.

Borrow? No dude its all yours, I gave you it

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

I'll say why @Klaatu is a great user; he named himself after the 1970's prog band from Canada.

 

[Klaatu]

I'll say why @Klaatu is a great user; he named himself after the 1970's prog band from Canada.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Earth_Stood_Still_(2008_film)

Close but wrong Canadian

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Convince me he's the goat in three words or less

Hmmm, I'd have to say... slave to the freaky ass booty.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Earth_Stood_Still_(2008_film)

Close but wrong Canadian

Was going to ask where Barada and Nikto were. Too bad it wasn't the 1951 version.

 

[Klaatu]

Was going to ask where Barada and Nikto were. Too bad it wasn't the 1951 version.

the 1951 version is goated probably one of my favorite movies

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

the 1951 version is goated probably one of my favorite movies

That's a great one. Forbidden Planet is my favorite 50's sci-fi film.

 

[3rdAccountFuckEmail.com]

I dont understand the Klaatu hate, this nigga has been a positve polly everytime I have seen him and has made it the world a better place. I just saw him fly over my house with several crates of boyardee chicken soup attatched to his lamborghini on his way to the orphanage.

 

[Questions are a Burden]

Klaatu! Verata! Nikto!

 

[Brahma]

Bro he's just our bundle of joy, our ray of sunshine, our reason to get up every single morning, our little sunflower, our cute little doggy, our rainbow at the end of the hill.

 

[DickMain]

Klaatu barada nikto!
e. aw I'm late.

 

[xX_rAcE_wAr_420_Xx]

Klaatu sucked my dick behind the Arby's dumpster in 2020, broke the coronavirus curfew and everything just to help a nigga out. 10/10 poster IMO.

 

[Klaatu]

Klaatu sucked my dick behind the Arby's dumpster in 2020, broke the coronavirus curfew and everything just to help a nigga out. 10/10 poster IMO.

you weren't supposed to tell anyone

 

[ChiribiscoToo]

Is this astroturfed

 

[Klaatu]

Is this astroturfed

huh

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Gort. @Klaatu barada nikto

 

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

@Klaatu is nice guy, he was send my bare feet pic and he deleted them. Would be objectified by him again.

 

[Core Theorist]

I can't tell if I like @Travis Touchdown (REAL) or @Klaatu more now. Fucking rigged man. Don't make me choose!

 

[Klaatu]

I can't tell if I like @Travis Touchdown (REAL) or @Klaatu more now. Fucking rigged man. Don't make me choose!

@Travis Touchdown (REAL) is goated choose him

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

N word. He's definitely an N word.