@Klaatu appreciation thread - Our goat

[dcss]

Why is @Klaatu the goat? Discuss here

 

[Hellwalker]

Because he is literally Keanu Reeves and Keanu Reeves is the

 

[David Thoughie]

Why is @Klaatu the goat? Discuss here

Bro he's just our bundle of joy, our ray of sunshine, our reason to get up every single morning, our little sunflower, our cute little doggy, our rainbow at the end of the hill.

 

[Klaatu]

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

He's my dad.

 

[Klaatu]

He's my dad.

oh shit, im still trying to find the milk. ill be home later.

 

[Axiom.]

The sexual tension is too much.

 

[Klaatu]

The sexual tension is too much.

 

[William F. Clinton]

Convince me he's the goat in three words or less

 

[Tread Miller]

Convince me he's the goat in three words or less

He just is

 

[Miragestallio]

I would rape, kill and die for @Klaatu.

 

[Artaius]

Klaatu isn't fat and I would have sex with them.

 

[Klaatu]

Klaatu isn't fat and I would have sex with them.

 

[CrackPipeCowboy]

I think he's just swell

 

[Klaatu]

I think he's just swell

That's a nice pipe you got there

 

[a-Lager]

The gay niggas thread is that way saar

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

literally who

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

why is this thread not thirty pages long yet? why does klaatu have so many detractors smdh

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

@Klaatu has some cool tattoos

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

triple poost