Since so many people seem to not be understanding what the prompts reference, allow me to spell them out really quick:
1. Coofer: A person affected with COVID-19, colloquially known as "the coof" (a corruption of "the cough.")
2. Dangerhair: Refers to social justice warriors who dye their hair obnoxious colors and thus can be more easily avoided; see also
aposematism
3. Scooty Puff: A mobility scooter, particularly when used by an obese person. Not sure of the etymology of this.
4. The Spicy:
Lori "sub to the spicy" Cerda, a BP cow that has a 20+ year history of lolcowdom. (lolcowness?) She refers to her Onlyfans as "the spicy" and begs people to subscribe.
5: Glowie: Schizophrenic Temple OS developer Terry A. Davis sometimes professed that he had seen "CIA niggers" (federal agents) who glow in the dark, and once even struck one with his car. Since then the term "glow-in-the-darks" or "glowies" has come to stand for federal law enforcement agents and has even seen some degree of usage outside of the Internet.
6: Obese: Self-explanatory.
7: Fungus: Refers to Isabella Loretta Janke, the "Bella" heard on Chris-chan's infamous call where he claims to have sex with his mother. Investigations into her have revealed disgusting photographs she showed in Discord conversations of her feet with fungus infections under the toenails.
8: Haydurs: Refers to commenters and alogs of obese vlogger
Amberlynn Reid who sometimes turn out to be just as fat and obnoxious as her. A corruption of "hater" as said in Reid's Californian accent.
9: Rat King King: As per the description of our
Rat King forum, "Rat Kings are members of the gay community who use their position, influence, and connections for personal gain." Someone who uses their non-cis and/or non-heterosexual status as a means for profit or influence. I'm not sure what a Rat King King is, though (perhaps a typo?) EDIT: Street Meat has clarified they intended this to be a leader of rat kings.
10: GUNT: Nickname of
Ethan Ralph, an obese political talk show host. After a photo surfaced of Ralph where his stomach fat was peeking out from under his shirt, notoriously think-skinned Ralph was unable to laugh the photo off and instead began sperging out at anyone mentioning it. Of course, this backfired and the photo got more memed on than ever.
11: Trancher: Someone affiliated with the
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (derogatorily abbreviated as the Tranch), an alpaca wool farm operated as a "safe space" for trans people (but which is likely a fundraising scam).
12: The Merge: To make the long story short, an event prophesied by Christian Weston Chandler in which our real-world universe and the imaginary universes featured in cartoons, movies, comic books, etc. would come together and allow the people and characters therein to freely travel between them.
13: SRS:
@Street Meat will have to clarify for us whether they were referring to
Shit Reddit Says, a subreddit which highlights "problematic" and politically-incorrect posts from other subreddits, or sexual reassignment surgery. EDIT: Street Meat has said it can stand for either, or for "serious."
14: Obvious bait: Refers to an inflammatory or outrageous post on message boards or (in particular) image boards which is intended to provoke angry replies rather than earnest communication.
15: Lolsuit: A lawsuit involving a lolcow, particularly if it's frivolous.
16: Non-sexual fetish:
@Street Meat will need to clarify this one. EDIT:
Non-sexual fetish is a reference to Guillaume "Sophie" Labelle, a fat gross man who traced a stock (?) photo of a baby and turned into diaperfur art. His defense was it was a "non-sexual fetish" he indulged in. I linked to his thread earlier in this one.
17: ___chu: Refers to Sonichu, Chris-chan's character that combines characteristics of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu, and other characters Chris created who used the suffix "-chu," such as Rosechu and even Robertchu. See CWC below for more on Chris.
18: Redditor: A poster on Reddit. Often stereotyped as being young, immature, performatively liberal and/or autistic, and obsessed with "upvotes" and other meaningless points.
19: Newfag: A new poster. A term from image board culture where groups of people were given names with a "-fag" suffix regardless of sexuality. Antonym of "oldfag."
20: Byuu's Revenge: Byuu is a software developer who, last year, faked his own suicide after accusing the Kiwi Farms of bullying him. While he did have a thread on the Farms, it was very short and not particularly toxic by our standards, but after news of his death spread through Twitter and the Farms were blamed, Farmers looked further into him and his thread blew up in post count and activity. It eventually became clear that he most likely did not kill himself.
21: Deathfat's Neighbor: A deathfat is a morbidly obese person. I'm not sure what the "neighbor" part is referring to. EDIT: Per Street Meat, "neighbor" is literal; someone who lives near a deathfat and presumably has to witness some of their antics.
22: The Harvest: Refers to an
off-handed joke that KF admin Null made on a podcast about needing to sacrifice Ethan Ralph for a bountiful corn harvest; in other words, that people needed to disassociate from the toxic Ralph. These comments and related memes have gotten under Ralph's skin, and the continued deterioration of Ralph's show and lifestyle since this podcast has been referred to as "the harvest."
23: Freaky Furry: Just in case we both need to pretend you don't know what a furry is… A furry is a person with an interest in anthropomorphic animals, such as the talking dogs and cats often seen in childrens' cartoons. Extreme furries identify as such animals and will wear "fursuits" similar to sports team mascots, and may take their interest to include "yiffing," or having sex with other furries while still in the identity of such an animal.
24: Gone and forgotten: Presumably self-expanatory.
25: Consoomer: A corruption of "consumer;" a person who forms their identity around the products they purchase, and/or tries to be "cool" by buying trendy products. A person who collects a vast number of Funko Pop dolls is seen as the prototypical consoomer.
26: Triggered: Once used to refer to PSTD sufferers who have had an experience which has caused them to experience flashbacks; now used to refer to people who are throwing temper tantrums (particularly in public) over things which should not work a reasonable person into a rage.
27: Halal: On the Farms, it refers to a regular Farms person who becomes, or is discovered to have been, a lolcow themselves. I'm not sure of the etymology of this one either.
28: Politard: Self-explanatory. (Perhaps a typo of poltard, or /pol/tard, referring to a poster on 4chan's /pol/ board who are stereotypically hypernationalist, alt-right, or sometimes even outright racist and anti-semetic.) EDIT: Street Meat has confirmed "poltard" was intended here.
29: MATI: Mad at the Internet: To be unreasonably angry at things you've only read or see on on the Internet and not experienced in real life.
30: Munchie: A person with
Munchausen syndrome, a mental disorder causing a person to desire the attention given to medical patients in hospitals and clinics, and thus fake (or perhaps even intentionally inflict upon themselves) various illnesses and injuries.
31: CWC:
Christian Weston Chandler, the mentally ill creator of Sonichu and related characters. Chris has been diagnosed with autism, but it's been hypothesized he also (or instead) has schizophrenia, fetal alcohol syndrome, and other ailments. Chris has been heavily-documented on the Internet after having been "discovered" in the early-00s, and his desire for female attention has led to many ridiculous trolling incidents since then. In later years Chris professed to be a trans woman and a goddess in communication with other gods and goddesses, and sometimes to be taken over by the identities of fictional characters from other universes. Chris is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges related to a recording in which he told his latest female troll paramour that he had been having sex with his elderly mother.
Let me know if any of these need improvement.
