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As I learned through my research, it's "hater of Amberlynn Reid" or in general terms - a youtuber a-logging other youtubers.
Kiwitober 2021 - Inktober's autistic cousin - Thank you for a great one!
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I did not know there was an entire subgenre dedicated to hating her. Let alone that it pulls the number of views that it does. I mostly knew she was abusing her really autistic lesbian friend from watching nulls streams a while back.
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DAY 8 - HAYDUR
... I start to think I can nail all 3 last themes into one autistic combo.
... I'll love doing it for sure.
Weeb Slinger
kiwifarms.net
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Day 8: Haydurs
The grand old state of Kentucky,
is where you'll find me,
where a trail of cake crumbs
and a trail of dandruff
converge like two dry river beds.
We moved there to be closer
to the fried chicken.
I need to get some
stuff off my chest:
This piece of
griddled salmon
and capers, for example.
I'm obsessed with it
because I can see
but I can't reach it.
Remember,
an Apple Watch is
just vitamins that you
wear on your wrist.
On a non-cheat day,
if you get hungry,
you can still coat your
lip piercings with
butter or barbecue sauce
or both
and suck them in
through the holes
like a catfish,
then later, eat a
fried catfish.
Remember,
Face calories
such as
buttered piercings
don't count
because they're
already a part
of your body.
It's a sign that
you're losing
weight when
your body starts
consuming itself
for calories.
When your tattoos
are swallowed by your
rolls of belly fat,
that's just your body
extracting nutrients
from the ink.
And fuck your
comparison photos;
your analogous silhouettes
of blue whales
and the Hindenburg
Your cries of
“Oh, the huge manatee!”
I will block you.
I will block your
entrance to the
food court.
They opened a
new restaurant
called 'Haydurs'
opposite my house.
I think it's a
German chain
with narrow doors.
I went around to the
drive-thru window.
They offered me a bite
of 'Becky's Burger'
and some 'Deep-Fried
Butt Nuggets in Butt Sauce'
in exchange for ten
jumping jacks, but
I don't do physical
exercise on my
cheat days.
I'm just being real
with you guys
regarding my weight loss;
my life as living ballast.
Exceeding the
combined tonnage
of the hate posts
levelled against me
is what keeps me grounded.
The grand old state of Kentucky,
is where you'll find me,
where a trail of cake crumbs
and a trail of dandruff
converge like two dry river beds.
We moved there to be closer
to the fried chicken.
I need to get some
stuff off my chest:
This piece of
griddled salmon
and capers, for example.
I'm obsessed with it
because I can see
but I can't reach it.
Remember,
an Apple Watch is
just vitamins that you
wear on your wrist.
On a non-cheat day,
if you get hungry,
you can still coat your
lip piercings with
butter or barbecue sauce
or both
and suck them in
through the holes
like a catfish,
then later, eat a
fried catfish.
Remember,
Face calories
such as
buttered piercings
don't count
because they're
already a part
of your body.
It's a sign that
you're losing
weight when
your body starts
consuming itself
for calories.
When your tattoos
are swallowed by your
rolls of belly fat,
that's just your body
extracting nutrients
from the ink.
And fuck your
comparison photos;
your analogous silhouettes
of blue whales
and the Hindenburg
Your cries of
“Oh, the huge manatee!”
I will block you.
I will block your
entrance to the
food court.
They opened a
new restaurant
called 'Haydurs'
opposite my house.
I think it's a
German chain
with narrow doors.
I went around to the
drive-thru window.
They offered me a bite
of 'Becky's Burger'
and some 'Deep-Fried
Butt Nuggets in Butt Sauce'
in exchange for ten
jumping jacks, but
I don't do physical
exercise on my
cheat days.
I'm just being real
with you guys
regarding my weight loss;
my life as living ballast.
Exceeding the
combined tonnage
of the hate posts
levelled against me
is what keeps me grounded.
Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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Haydurs gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
MSPainters gonna paint, paint, paint, paint, paint
MSPainters gonna paint, paint, paint, paint, paint
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I can't finish this one. Seems like I've reached that moment when my own drawing causes me vomit reflex. And that's not a good thing at all, ffs.
Ahem, day 6-to-8. So yeah I've cheated there a little but, hey, these three themes are just perfect for a threesome, you know? Well now you do and you're gonna carry that, like Gunt, and hate me for that later.
Also, in case if you're wondering, the original idea behind this rotting deathfat was Cassus Vicus from Clive Barker's Jericho. No shit, that's him alright.
Ahem, day 6-to-8. So yeah I've cheated there a little but, hey, these three themes are just perfect for a threesome, you know? Well now you do and you're gonna carry that, like Gunt, and hate me for that later.
Also, in case if you're wondering, the original idea behind this rotting deathfat was Cassus Vicus from Clive Barker's Jericho. No shit, that's him alright.
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Day 8- Haydur
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(I don't know who Amberlynn Reid is)
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10/9 Rat King King
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Since so many people seem to not be understanding what the prompts reference, allow me to spell them out really quick:
1. Coofer: A person affected with COVID-19, colloquially known as "the coof" (a corruption of "the cough.")
2. Dangerhair: Refers to social justice warriors who dye their hair obnoxious colors and thus can be more easily avoided; see also aposematism
3. Scooty Puff: A mobility scooter, particularly when used by an obese person. Not sure of the etymology of this.
4. The Spicy:
5: Glowie: Schizophrenic Temple OS developer Terry A. Davis sometimes professed that he had seen "CIA niggers" (federal agents) who glow in the dark, and once even struck one with his car. Since then the term "glow-in-the-darks" or "glowies" has come to stand for federal law enforcement agents and has even seen some degree of usage outside of the Internet.
6: Obese: Self-explanatory.
7: Fungus: Refers to Isabella Loretta Janke, the "Bella" heard on Chris-chan's infamous call where he claims to have sex with his mother. Investigations into her have revealed disgusting photographs she showed in Discord conversations of her feet with fungus infections under the toenails.
8: Haydurs: Refers to commenters and alogs of obese vlogger Amberlynn Reid who sometimes turn out to be just as fat and obnoxious as her. A corruption of "hater" as said in Reid's Californian accent.
9: Rat King King: As per the description of our Rat King forum, "Rat Kings are members of the gay community who use their position, influence, and connections for personal gain." Someone who uses their non-cis and/or non-heterosexual status as a means for profit or influence. I'm not sure what a Rat King King is, though (perhaps a typo?) EDIT: Street Meat has clarified they intended this to be a leader of rat kings.
10: GUNT: Nickname of Ethan Ralph, an obese political talk show host. After a photo surfaced of Ralph where his stomach fat was peeking out from under his shirt, notoriously think-skinned Ralph was unable to laugh the photo off and instead began sperging out at anyone mentioning it. Of course, this backfired and the photo got more memed on than ever.
11: Trancher: Someone affiliated with the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (derogatorily abbreviated as the Tranch), an alpaca wool farm operated as a "safe space" for trans people (but which is likely a fundraising scam).
12: The Merge: To make the long story short, an event prophesied by Christian Weston Chandler in which our real-world universe and the imaginary universes featured in cartoons, movies, comic books, etc. would come together and allow the people and characters therein to freely travel between them.
13: SRS: @Street Meat will have to clarify for us whether they were referring to Shit Reddit Says, a subreddit which highlights "problematic" and politically-incorrect posts from other subreddits, or sexual reassignment surgery. EDIT: Street Meat has said it can stand for either, or for "serious."
14: Obvious bait: Refers to an inflammatory or outrageous post on message boards or (in particular) image boards which is intended to provoke angry replies rather than earnest communication.
15: Lolsuit: A lawsuit involving a lolcow, particularly if it's frivolous.
16: Non-sexual fetish: @Street Meat will need to clarify this one. EDIT:
17: ___chu: Refers to Sonichu, Chris-chan's character that combines characteristics of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu, and other characters Chris created who used the suffix "-chu," such as Rosechu and even Robertchu. See CWC below for more on Chris.
18: Redditor: A poster on Reddit. Often stereotyped as being young, immature, performatively liberal and/or autistic, and obsessed with "upvotes" and other meaningless points.
19: Newfag: A new poster. A term from image board culture where groups of people were given names with a "-fag" suffix regardless of sexuality. Antonym of "oldfag."
20: Byuu's Revenge: Byuu is a software developer who,last this year, faked his own suicide after accusing the Kiwi Farms of bullying him. While he did have a thread on the Farms, it was very short and not particularly toxic by our standards, but after news of his death spread through Twitter and the Farms were blamed, Farmers looked further into him and his thread blew up in post count and activity. It eventually became clear that he most likely did not kill himself. EDIT: This happened this year (2021), not last year. Must have been spacing out when I typed that.
21: Deathfat's Neighbor: A deathfat is a morbidly obese person. I'm not sure what the "neighbor" part is referring to. EDIT: Per Street Meat, "neighbor" is literal; someone who lives near a deathfat and presumably has to witness some of their antics.
22: The Harvest: Refers to an off-handed joke that KF admin Null made on a podcast about needing to sacrifice Ethan Ralph for a bountiful corn harvest; in other words, that people needed to disassociate from the toxic Ralph. These comments and related memes have gotten under Ralph's skin, and the continued deterioration of Ralph's show and lifestyle since this podcast has been referred to as "the harvest."
23: Freaky Furry: Just in case we both need to pretend you don't know what a furry is… A furry is a person with an interest in anthropomorphic animals, such as the talking dogs and cats often seen in childrens' cartoons. Extreme furries identify as such animals and will wear "fursuits" similar to sports team mascots, and may take their interest to include "yiffing," or having sex with other furries while still in the identity of such an animal.
24: Gone and forgotten: Presumably self-expanatory.
25: Consoomer: A corruption of "consumer;" a person who forms their identity around the products they purchase, and/or tries to be "cool" by buying trendy products. A person who collects a vast number of Funko Pop dolls is seen as the prototypical consoomer.
26: Triggered: Once used to refer to PSTD sufferers who have had an experience which has caused them to experience flashbacks; now used to refer to people who are throwing temper tantrums (particularly in public) over things which should not work a reasonable person into a rage.
27: Halal: On the Farms, it refers to a regular Farms person who becomes, or is discovered to have been, a lolcow themselves. I'm not sure of the etymology of this one either. EDIT: Possible explanation of "halal" in this post.
28: Politard: Self-explanatory. (Perhaps a typo of poltard, or /pol/tard, referring to a poster on 4chan's /pol/ board who are stereotypically hypernationalist, alt-right, or sometimes even outright racist and anti-semetic.) EDIT: Street Meat has confirmed "poltard" was intended here.
29: MATI: Mad at the Internet: To be unreasonably angry at things you've only read or see on on the Internet and not experienced in real life. EDIT: Mad at the Internet is also the name of the weekly podcast by Josh "Null" Moon, the Kiwi Farms admin.
30: Munchie: A person with Munchausen syndrome, a mental disorder causing a person to desire the attention given to medical patients in hospitals and clinics, and thus fake (or perhaps even intentionally inflict upon themselves) various illnesses and injuries.
31: CWC: Christian Weston Chandler, the mentally ill creator of Sonichu and related characters. Chris has been diagnosed with autism, but it's been hypothesized he also (or instead) has schizophrenia, fetal alcohol syndrome, and other ailments. Chris has been heavily-documented on the Internet after having been "discovered" in the early-00s, and his desire for female attention has led to many ridiculous trolling incidents since then. In later years Chris professed to be a trans woman and a goddess in communication with other gods and goddesses, and sometimes to be taken over by the identities of fictional characters from other universes. Chris is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges related to a recording in which he told his latest female troll paramour that he had been having sex with his elderly mother.
Let me know if any of these need improvement.
1. Coofer: A person affected with COVID-19, colloquially known as "the coof" (a corruption of "the cough.")
2. Dangerhair: Refers to social justice warriors who dye their hair obnoxious colors and thus can be more easily avoided; see also aposematism
3. Scooty Puff: A mobility scooter, particularly when used by an obese person. Not sure of the etymology of this.
4. The Spicy:
5: Glowie: Schizophrenic Temple OS developer Terry A. Davis sometimes professed that he had seen "CIA niggers" (federal agents) who glow in the dark, and once even struck one with his car. Since then the term "glow-in-the-darks" or "glowies" has come to stand for federal law enforcement agents and has even seen some degree of usage outside of the Internet.
6: Obese: Self-explanatory.
7: Fungus: Refers to Isabella Loretta Janke, the "Bella" heard on Chris-chan's infamous call where he claims to have sex with his mother. Investigations into her have revealed disgusting photographs she showed in Discord conversations of her feet with fungus infections under the toenails.
8: Haydurs: Refers to commenters and alogs of obese vlogger Amberlynn Reid who sometimes turn out to be just as fat and obnoxious as her. A corruption of "hater" as said in Reid's Californian accent.
9: Rat King King: As per the description of our Rat King forum, "Rat Kings are members of the gay community who use their position, influence, and connections for personal gain." Someone who uses their non-cis and/or non-heterosexual status as a means for profit or influence. I'm not sure what a Rat King King is, though (perhaps a typo?) EDIT: Street Meat has clarified they intended this to be a leader of rat kings.
10: GUNT: Nickname of Ethan Ralph, an obese political talk show host. After a photo surfaced of Ralph where his stomach fat was peeking out from under his shirt, notoriously think-skinned Ralph was unable to laugh the photo off and instead began sperging out at anyone mentioning it. Of course, this backfired and the photo got more memed on than ever.
11: Trancher: Someone affiliated with the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (derogatorily abbreviated as the Tranch), an alpaca wool farm operated as a "safe space" for trans people (but which is likely a fundraising scam).
12: The Merge: To make the long story short, an event prophesied by Christian Weston Chandler in which our real-world universe and the imaginary universes featured in cartoons, movies, comic books, etc. would come together and allow the people and characters therein to freely travel between them.
13: SRS: @Street Meat will have to clarify for us whether they were referring to Shit Reddit Says, a subreddit which highlights "problematic" and politically-incorrect posts from other subreddits, or sexual reassignment surgery. EDIT: Street Meat has said it can stand for either, or for "serious."
14: Obvious bait: Refers to an inflammatory or outrageous post on message boards or (in particular) image boards which is intended to provoke angry replies rather than earnest communication.
15: Lolsuit: A lawsuit involving a lolcow, particularly if it's frivolous.
16: Non-sexual fetish: @Street Meat will need to clarify this one. EDIT:
17: ___chu: Refers to Sonichu, Chris-chan's character that combines characteristics of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu, and other characters Chris created who used the suffix "-chu," such as Rosechu and even Robertchu. See CWC below for more on Chris.
18: Redditor: A poster on Reddit. Often stereotyped as being young, immature, performatively liberal and/or autistic, and obsessed with "upvotes" and other meaningless points.
19: Newfag: A new poster. A term from image board culture where groups of people were given names with a "-fag" suffix regardless of sexuality. Antonym of "oldfag."
20: Byuu's Revenge: Byuu is a software developer who,
21: Deathfat's Neighbor: A deathfat is a morbidly obese person. I'm not sure what the "neighbor" part is referring to. EDIT: Per Street Meat, "neighbor" is literal; someone who lives near a deathfat and presumably has to witness some of their antics.
22: The Harvest: Refers to an off-handed joke that KF admin Null made on a podcast about needing to sacrifice Ethan Ralph for a bountiful corn harvest; in other words, that people needed to disassociate from the toxic Ralph. These comments and related memes have gotten under Ralph's skin, and the continued deterioration of Ralph's show and lifestyle since this podcast has been referred to as "the harvest."
23: Freaky Furry: Just in case we both need to pretend you don't know what a furry is… A furry is a person with an interest in anthropomorphic animals, such as the talking dogs and cats often seen in childrens' cartoons. Extreme furries identify as such animals and will wear "fursuits" similar to sports team mascots, and may take their interest to include "yiffing," or having sex with other furries while still in the identity of such an animal.
24: Gone and forgotten: Presumably self-expanatory.
25: Consoomer: A corruption of "consumer;" a person who forms their identity around the products they purchase, and/or tries to be "cool" by buying trendy products. A person who collects a vast number of Funko Pop dolls is seen as the prototypical consoomer.
26: Triggered: Once used to refer to PSTD sufferers who have had an experience which has caused them to experience flashbacks; now used to refer to people who are throwing temper tantrums (particularly in public) over things which should not work a reasonable person into a rage.
27: Halal: On the Farms, it refers to a regular Farms person who becomes, or is discovered to have been, a lolcow themselves. I'm not sure of the etymology of this one either. EDIT: Possible explanation of "halal" in this post.
28: Politard: Self-explanatory. (Perhaps a typo of poltard, or /pol/tard, referring to a poster on 4chan's /pol/ board who are stereotypically hypernationalist, alt-right, or sometimes even outright racist and anti-semetic.) EDIT: Street Meat has confirmed "poltard" was intended here.
29: MATI: Mad at the Internet: To be unreasonably angry at things you've only read or see on on the Internet and not experienced in real life. EDIT: Mad at the Internet is also the name of the weekly podcast by Josh "Null" Moon, the Kiwi Farms admin.
30: Munchie: A person with Munchausen syndrome, a mental disorder causing a person to desire the attention given to medical patients in hospitals and clinics, and thus fake (or perhaps even intentionally inflict upon themselves) various illnesses and injuries.
31: CWC: Christian Weston Chandler, the mentally ill creator of Sonichu and related characters. Chris has been diagnosed with autism, but it's been hypothesized he also (or instead) has schizophrenia, fetal alcohol syndrome, and other ailments. Chris has been heavily-documented on the Internet after having been "discovered" in the early-00s, and his desire for female attention has led to many ridiculous trolling incidents since then. In later years Chris professed to be a trans woman and a goddess in communication with other gods and goddesses, and sometimes to be taken over by the identities of fictional characters from other universes. Chris is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges related to a recording in which he told his latest female troll paramour that he had been having sex with his elderly mother.
Let me know if any of these need improvement.
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Day 9 - Rat King King
(yes, I know who the Rat Kings are but I like subverting the themes)
feat. Russell Greer, known as "Rat Boy"
(yes, I know who the Rat Kings are but I like subverting the themes)
feat. Russell Greer, known as "Rat Boy"
Damn, I thought it's just "serious" \ "seriously".
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@Least Concern I can't quote your post but you basically got everything. I thought it was kind of fun to leave the prompts up to the artists imagination, lol.
Rat King King is King of the Rat Kings.
Deathfat's Neighbor - imagine living next to Chantal Sarault or Tess Holiday or Fat Amy Ramadan or any other number of fatties.
As for SRS - dealer's choice between shit reddit says and sexual reassignment surgery, both have extreme amount of potential. Could also be shorthand for serious.
Non-sexual fetish is a reference to Guillaume "Sophie" Labelle, a fat gross man who traced a stock (?) photo of a baby and turned into diaperfur art. His defense was it was a "non-sexual fetish" he indulged in. I linked to his thread earlier in this one.
Politard was a typo since I forgot one of the days in the OP and was rushing to fix it, lol. This one was honestly inspired by the A&H kiwis
You did a hell of a job untangling my autistic thought process on all of these! I tried to keep the prompts open enough for the artists to have fun with but keep the kiwi references.
As a shout out to all the artists, oh my GOD what a fantastic first week! There is so much talent and so many good jokes packed into everyone's posts. I'm really looking forward to the rest of the month.
Rat King King is King of the Rat Kings.
Deathfat's Neighbor - imagine living next to Chantal Sarault or Tess Holiday or Fat Amy Ramadan or any other number of fatties.
As for SRS - dealer's choice between shit reddit says and sexual reassignment surgery, both have extreme amount of potential. Could also be shorthand for serious.
Non-sexual fetish is a reference to Guillaume "Sophie" Labelle, a fat gross man who traced a stock (?) photo of a baby and turned into diaperfur art. His defense was it was a "non-sexual fetish" he indulged in. I linked to his thread earlier in this one.
Politard was a typo since I forgot one of the days in the OP and was rushing to fix it, lol. This one was honestly inspired by the A&H kiwis
You did a hell of a job untangling my autistic thought process on all of these! I tried to keep the prompts open enough for the artists to have fun with but keep the kiwi references.
As a shout out to all the artists, oh my GOD what a fantastic first week! There is so much talent and so many good jokes packed into everyone's posts. I'm really looking forward to the rest of the month.
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i would do something for this, but my drawing tablet i have is ass with the program i use lmfao
Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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Rat King King. It's Toggle the Rat, he's LGBTQIAWTFBBQ+ and also a dog nonce whose fursona is a rat, so he's extra rat king.
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Low effort haiku. I have a volcano to watch.
October 9 - Rat King King
Oh my fucking god
Why is he allowed to be
Among normal folk
October 9 - Rat King King
Oh my fucking god
Why is he allowed to be
Among normal folk