Kiwitober 2021 - Inktober's autistic cousin - Thank you for a great one!

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10/4: The Spicy
Decided to share this study of Whori in her natural habitat.
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Agnostic Priest said:
I didn't know what the spicy is so I tried drawing null as a pepper. I also only had dry erase markers because I'm at work. and I'm not actually super great at drawing people.
Sorry to subject you kind people to this. Edit: Added the second one
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Funniest shit I've ever seen ❤️
 
centaursTesticle [CT] said:
Oooh this looks fun. Can i join in late?
I'm probably only going to be able to do a few of the prompts though
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Of course! Do which ones interest you, I tried to pull from all parts of the forum for the list but my BP bias is showing :oops: .

This is definitely a lot looser than regular inktober. Consider it visual, themed shitposting. There are some posts I keep going back to because they make me laugh like a retard, though. There is a ton of talent here. Semper fi to all are artists! :semperfidelis:
 
Day 5: Glowie

I like elephants, and God likes elephants.
Here is a realistic elephant that I created in my temple
which is a computer operating system.

Jesus said: “I will rebuild this temple in three days.”
I programmed this compiler in three days.
On the fourth day I rested/was arrested
by glow in the dark CIA niggers.
I told them: “I have God's official endorsement.
“I report to God. You report to me.”

They let me go.
Score one for the good guys.
On my way out, I killed one of them
with my car, in 1999.
It was 2012, but I killed him in 1999.
You can see them if you're driving.
You just run them over. That's what you do.

Tonight, there are three
in a black van, parked
opposite, across the street.
One in the driver's seat.
Two in the back, hunched
over surveillance equipment.
All three of them glowing.
They look like the fuzzy
silhouettes of moths
crawling around on
the interior of a lampshade.

God has vacated
the temple I built.
Sometimes it works.
It's kind of limited.
If you don't want to go
for realism, you can go for
better than realism.
You can go for an
elephant with blue eyes.

You can get a better look
if you can get a better angle.
God has all the best angles
on glow in the dark CIA niggers.
You just run them over
in my car, if I still had a car.

I follow one
through the town
like a marsh light,
through a peeling gap
in a wire fence.

Lose him on
the railway tracks
in the
fog and darkness.

Then, out of the gloom,
a blaring horn.
A blue-eyed elephant chorus.
Massed trumpets of Jericho.
The rush of an irresistible force
bearing down on my soul.

I stand fixated on the brilliant
glare of heaven's brightest light
and await my final judgment.
 
I'm a bit late so consider this a farms inspired flash sheet:
 

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I will spend the rest of Kiwitober writing interpretive Haikus.

Spicy, spicy, spice
Banana peppers taste nice
Hold up, no they don't
 
Days 2 and 3: Dangerhair/Scooty Puff
Big Bertha, captured 2 seconds before their 8th trigger of the day, during the 14th hour of a Twitter blocking spree.
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Day 4: Spicy
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Haikus are my life now apparently.

October 5 - Glowie

Some look just like cops
But without the uniform
Others blend right in.
 
Day 5 - Glowie
Inspired by the recent doxxing of our favorite parkour master, I present:
Yung Anonymous ft. Corpse Friend with Benefits - [fuck a] Glowie
this is literally a corpse husband official music video, I just added a filter
Lyrics:
fuck a glowie fuck a glowie fuck a motherfucking glowie
fuck a motherfucking fuck a motherfucking fucking glowie
fuck a glowie fuck a glowie fuck a glowie fuck a glowie
fuck a glowie fuck a motherfucking fuck a motherfucking fucking glowie

fucking glowies
im talkin bout you
only 4 letter words for the 3 letters crews
homie forget absurd, don't you see what you do
why you postin in my thread, what I ever do to you now?

I see you chillin in the thread again
"Hello fellow fags, come and see me as your friend
here's some documents I found, why don't you give them a read
come over to my side I don't get paid to concede
this thought is totally organic, don't get dramatic
glowies in the thread? Who's this sc izoposting faggot
Come on fellow negroes, listen to this goy
who will teach you all the way through honest facts and truest noise"

maaan, I'm tired of this bullsht
why shoot fish in a barrel when you can just pour poison in
dirty your hands, these glowies get a moistening
just understand, that you'll never get your voices in

fuck a glowie fuck a glowie fuck a motherfucking glowie
fuck a motherfucking fuck a motherfucking fucking glowie
fuck a glowie fuck a glowie fuck a glowie fuck a glowie
fuck a glowie fuck a motherfucking fuck a motherfucking fucking glowie[should have taken a breath]
fuck a glowie fuck a glowie fuck a motherfucking glowie
fuck a motherfucking fuck a motherfucking fucking glowie
fuck a glowie fuck a glowie fuck a motherfucking glowie
fuck a glowie fuck a glowie fuck a motherfucking glowie yo
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I've decided to move these to youtube to save on precious bandwidth. Previous entries are uploaded in this playlist.
 
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