Kiwitober 2021 - Inktober's autistic cousin - Thank you for a great one!

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Day 3: Scootypuff

I wrote this before this source video dropped, the fact that it lines up as well as it does is just a gift - all I did was crop it down and add a filter.
Lyrics:
yo x 7
sup x 9

Spitting bars never get enough
fuck a benz fuck a 'rari, I be scootin on the scootypuff
bitch I aint in denial
finna catch me cruising blazin through aisles
of your favorite store, bitch I got the keys
while I'm driving by you using up your shitty knees
you would not believe, you could not conceive
why you walking baby come and take a ride with me

Disability, mobility
hand on the joystick, talk about tranquility
Disability, mobility
hand on the joystick, talk about tranquility

Disability, means I diss differently
oc from the op that be okiedoki literacy
come and join the motoclub, infinifatty infantry
turn the key, hit the gas, now we off to walking speeds (vroom)
on a shopin spree, throw it in the basket
hand's free carrying, call it magic
see another shopper, speed right past them
they say "can't you walk" I say "who the fuck is askin'"?

Disability, mobility
hand on the joystick, talk about tranquility
Disability, mobility
hand on the joystick, talk about tranquility
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D3: Scooty Puff
I haven't got that much of ideas.
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Walmart is on sale,
Unhealthy machinery farting and cracking noises?
Oh no...
 
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Scootypuff

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though their legs are swollen
Keep them fatties rollin', scootypuff
Through Walmart, Sams, and Tar-jay
Hell bent for Frito Lay
With belly fat oozing out the sides
Reachin' makes them sweaty
Pulse getting kind of thready
Will they make it to the end of the ride?

Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up, scootypuff
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in, scootypuff

Keep movin', movin', movin'
Though normies disapprovin'
Keep them landwhales movin', scootypuff
Don't try to understand 'em
Just throw candy, sodas at 'em
Soon they'll be livin' high and wide
Their hearts' palpitatin'
Despite the medicatin'
But there's tendies at the end of their ride

Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up, scootypuff
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in, scootypuff

Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Scootypuff
Scootypuff
 
Just so everyone knows, it's much preferable to use thumbnails over spoilers for images. Videos don't really need to be spoilered at all. The only need for spoilers is with NSFW. Otherwise it makes navigating the images very annoying.
 
I just want to point out that my avatar is already as spooky as it gets.

Think about it. A slice of baloney staring at you with a big dopey grin as if to say

"Go ahead. Eat me pal. You don't know what's in me or where I've been" :)

 
I might put in on this but what I'm worried about is the "non-sexual fetish." Is there such a thing? Isn't that just a habit? Am I fucked in the head?
 
Annaoop said:
I might put in on this but what I'm worried about is the "non-sexual fetish." Is there such a thing? Isn't that just a habit? Am I fucked in the head?
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Smash That Kike Button said:
My assumption is it’s something that’s not inherently sexually that people get sexually pleasure out of.
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I took inspiration from Guillaume "Sophie" Labelle's controversy over babyfur art, but of course all prompts are up to the artist's interpretation.

Edit: Drawfags made the non-Halloween themed background, there is serious talent on the Farms.
 
Scootily puff, need to buy stuff
Prepping for the revolution
Auto-person evolution
Knees were plagued by gravity
Motor whirrs hypnotically
Past humans sleeping wokily
Jigglypuff, jiggly.
 
Day 3: Scootypuff

I saw Jonathan Yaniv
cresting the horizon
on his scootypuff
like a great white whale,
blackening to a silhouette
as he moved to darken
the Canadian sun -
A pear-shaped eclipse.
And the universe gone
pear-shaped with it.

He was being towed
by his service dog
to conserve on battery power.

I called out to him as he passed:

“I am a ten-year-old girl
who has questions
regarding her period.”

He yanked on the leash
of the wretched canine
bringing his gunt wagon
to a keeling standstill.

His leery porcine eyes
regarded me with
the wariness of
a farmyard animal,
who has picked-up
on the scent of
date-rape drugs
concealed inside a
generously offered apple.

Finally, he said:
“You are not a ten-year-old girl.”

“And you are not a woman,” I replied.
“Nor will you ever be.”

He rumbled away
like a landlocked
mall Santa
vowing revenge.

The following morning -
A knock at the door.

Immediately after,
an explosion of splintered wood.

A shemale -
A soy-chested beast of a man,
bearer of a throbbing erection,
whose hobby, when not employed
as 'Woke Compliance Ambassador'
is destroying the dreams
of young female athletes,
handcuffs me in front
of my illegal collection
of Jordan Peterson figurines.

In camp Nina Arsenault.
my re-education officer
shows me a finger-marked
image of the thirteen-year-old
drag queen, Desmond Napoles.

He asks me:

“If I were to shine a
black light onto Desmond,
what parts of him would glow?”

A bug-eyed poster of
establishment nonce
Jimmy Savile, gurns
down at me from the
wall, as I compose
my answer.

It is a trick question,” I reply.
“There is no part of Desmond
that would not glow
under a black light.”

“Correct! He would light up
like an angel!” yells my
demented instructor.

I pound at the man's
face with my bare fists
until a pair of burly
transgender Muslims
with PTSD
wrestle me
to the cold floor.

I am sentenced to death
under Sharia law which
is now Canadian law.
I must stare at this
poster of Melissa McCarthy
until my organs fail.

Yaniv has fashioned the
heads of my Jordan Peterson
figurines into clitorides
to replace his missing
pleasure centre.
He is bragging
about it on Twitter.

Wearily I make my bed,
then I wash my male penis.
 
Aw, man, I'd love to contribute, but I've had my drawing tablet since 2011 and it finally konked out on me a couple of months ago *sigh* The timing couldn't be worse.
 
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