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- Apr 19, 2022
Since a lot of new members have flooded the site after the ban on registrations was lifted, I've decided to compile a list of KF (Kepic Fgames) terms and definitions to act as a guide for newfags.
Basic Lexicon
Ween (weenie) - refers to kengle's habit of boiling sausages
Alog - Josh was commonly bullied as a kid for his gigantic shits (also known as turd logs) and uses this term to refer to meanies who bully lolcows
Lolcow - refers to DSP's childhood working as a stablehand at a cattle ranch. The "lol" part is an onamatopeioa of phil's retarded "ACKACKACK" laugh
Deathfat - refers to when Amberlynn Reed cosplayed a sexy grim reaper and made everyone's eyes bleed out
Gunt - a portmanteau of "gigachad" and "sick kunt", basically if you get called a "gunt guard", it means the community really respects you
Troon - tr(ue and h)o(nest w)o(ma)n, refers to all cis women on the site
Halal - referns to when CoachRedPill got beheaded by Muslim Chechens in Ukraine. Used whenever the Kiwiban cannibalize their own
Sneed (store need) - a character in My Little Pony (one of Chris' favorite shows)
Guide on Major Cows
Chris Chan - a 46 year old Taiwanese industrialist who founded Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan. Sega's biggest shareholder, as of 2022's second financial quarter, and an outspoken advocate of Cherokee rights in America.
Ethan Ralph - Joshua Conner Moon's best friend, and co-administrator of the site. @NekoRightsActivist is his account
Jonathan Yaniv - Entrepeneur and respected Harvard professor, champion of women's rights, and the UN's first female Human Rights Committee justice.
Phil Burnell - Youtube's most successful content creator and multimillionaire, donates all his proceeds to help teach disabled kids how to wrestle
Tommy Tooter - Rwandan genocide survivor (Tooter comes from the Old Twa word "Too'tzeer" meaning "Tutsi") and female veterinarian and preschool teacher who loves dogs and little children.
Chantal Sarault - Five-time Mrs. Olympia champion and Covergirl model. Straight-edge for 15 years, with a healthy marriage and 3 kids.
Jim Sterling - Successful playwright and MMA fighter who has gone on to have his works featured in Cannes numerous times.
Jack Scafani - World-reknown masterchef with at least 7 michelin stars
Vaush - Dangerous wh*te supremacist who btfo's commies on a daily basis and makes trannies commit sudoku. Also best friends with Josh
Nick Fuentes - Current head of the SPLC and advowedantichrist antiracist and gay rights activist. Runs an animal shelter for stray cats
Byuu - Innocent cyberbullying victim who was forced to take his own life by the monsters on Kiwifarms
Brenton Tarrant (al-Birunt ibn Tarak) - Islamic extremist who killed a bunch of new ze*landers
Elaine Miller - unfunny whore
Ratings
- blue like the star of David to refer to things Josh deems kosher
- a feminine penis (suck it bigot)
- the Target logo; used to remind farmers that their site long sold out to corporate America
- X-Men logo, used to express diasgreeance with other posters due to the X-Men movies sucking balls
- a bootleg sonichu medalion to emphasize the addage that anyone can be a winner, no matter how big the fuck-up
- the first letter in the word "Illuminati". Used to bestow gratitude on kiwis who enlighten the masses with their arcane knowledge
- I genuinely don't know what this one means pls help
- I want to rip your heart out and feast on your innards FIGHT ME IN THE RING OF HONOR COWARD
- "A puzzle piece by itself breaks, but four puzzle pieces joined together is strong"
Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a bit more about autism than you do, pal.
HE INVENTED IT!
- if you see this, it means your post was claimed by the Taliban and you have an active fatwa on your head (run)
- a nice dumbell, whoever rated your post with this thinks of you as a complete gigachad
- only use this reaction on @CanerAkcay's posts
- property of @secret watcher. If you see this, please return it to him.
Closing Statement
The farms can be a strange and terrifying place to traverse. But with proper knowledge and intuition, any newfag can work his way up in society and become a slightly-less newer fag.
Also remember to never use thumbnails nor archive your links
Basic Lexicon
Ween (weenie) - refers to kengle's habit of boiling sausages
Alog - Josh was commonly bullied as a kid for his gigantic shits (also known as turd logs) and uses this term to refer to meanies who bully lolcows
Lolcow - refers to DSP's childhood working as a stablehand at a cattle ranch. The "lol" part is an onamatopeioa of phil's retarded "ACKACKACK" laugh
Deathfat - refers to when Amberlynn Reed cosplayed a sexy grim reaper and made everyone's eyes bleed out
Gunt - a portmanteau of "gigachad" and "sick kunt", basically if you get called a "gunt guard", it means the community really respects you
Troon - tr(ue and h)o(nest w)o(ma)n, refers to all cis women on the site
Halal - referns to when CoachRedPill got beheaded by Muslim Chechens in Ukraine. Used whenever the Kiwiban cannibalize their own
Sneed (store need) - a character in My Little Pony (one of Chris' favorite shows)
Guide on Major Cows
Chris Chan - a 46 year old Taiwanese industrialist who founded Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan. Sega's biggest shareholder, as of 2022's second financial quarter, and an outspoken advocate of Cherokee rights in America.
Ethan Ralph - Joshua Conner Moon's best friend, and co-administrator of the site. @NekoRightsActivist is his account
Jonathan Yaniv - Entrepeneur and respected Harvard professor, champion of women's rights, and the UN's first female Human Rights Committee justice.
Phil Burnell - Youtube's most successful content creator and multimillionaire, donates all his proceeds to help teach disabled kids how to wrestle
Tommy Tooter - Rwandan genocide survivor (Tooter comes from the Old Twa word "Too'tzeer" meaning "Tutsi") and female veterinarian and preschool teacher who loves dogs and little children.
Chantal Sarault - Five-time Mrs. Olympia champion and Covergirl model. Straight-edge for 15 years, with a healthy marriage and 3 kids.
Jim Sterling - Successful playwright and MMA fighter who has gone on to have his works featured in Cannes numerous times.
Jack Scafani - World-reknown masterchef with at least 7 michelin stars
Vaush - Dangerous wh*te supremacist who btfo's commies on a daily basis and makes trannies commit sudoku. Also best friends with Josh
Nick Fuentes - Current head of the SPLC and advowed
Byuu - Innocent cyberbullying victim who was forced to take his own life by the monsters on Kiwifarms
Brenton Tarrant (al-Birunt ibn Tarak) - Islamic extremist who killed a bunch of new ze*landers
Elaine Miller - unfunny whore
Ratings
- blue like the star of David to refer to things Josh deems kosher - a feminine penis (suck it bigot) - the Target logo; used to remind farmers that their site long sold out to corporate America - X-Men logo, used to express diasgreeance with other posters due to the X-Men movies sucking balls - a bootleg sonichu medalion to emphasize the addage that anyone can be a winner, no matter how big the fuck-up - the first letter in the word "Illuminati". Used to bestow gratitude on kiwis who enlighten the masses with their arcane knowledge - I want to rip your heart out and feast on your innards FIGHT ME IN THE RING OF HONOR COWARDSun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a bit more about autism than you do, pal.
HE INVENTED IT!
Closing Statement
The farms can be a strange and terrifying place to traverse. But with proper knowledge and intuition, any newfag can work his way up in society and become a slightly-less newer fag.
Also remember to never use thumbnails nor archive your links
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