KiwiFarms Dating Thread

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Standardized Profile said:
There's not really a list, but I think you can start sending awful DMs to anyone in this thread. Or anyone on KF, really. You can even send awful letters to random people you find in the White Pages if you want to pay for stamps. The point is, don't wait for that magic connection, make it happen.
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I want to accommodate the autists on the Farms who need rules and structure for all of their activities.
 
..... Screw it. I got some baggage but hit me up if anybody's interested.


29 year old straight white dude who loves nerd shit, being romantic, commitment and Jesus. Probably won't go anywhere but dm me.
 
Second Sun said:
Given the popularity of the fattie threads, they're probably more tolerably weighted women here than the general populace.
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I've been attracted to chubby, shy, nerdy chicks as a cope of getting no pussy. Now however, being a chubby, shy, nerdy chick means they're an aspiring twitch/onlyfans'er and feel worthy of a 8 despite having the appeal of a 4. I miss when fatties knew fatties were fat and deserved nothing, taking what they could get.
 
*rings dating bell* COME AND GET IT. Stay safe and stay hydrated. PS Unless they say otherwise they are open to DMs.

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drfuzzyballs said:
I'm modestly wealthy but too much of a cheapskate to get a regular gold digger. How do I attract regular women with money?
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Based on my experience with dating rich guys? Don't order them around.

I have money, and every time I've dated a guy with money, they've acted like they could buy and sell me. Maybe it's where I live, but Jesus Fuck-Mothering Christ with a beer back, it's like money makes men think they're in charge of everything, including a woman they just fucking met.

It's not like they don't know. I'm up front with them just so they know I'm not a fucking gold-digger. Hell, I've even had my own gold-digger. But still, it's like they think they can dangle their lifestyle in front of me as if I somehow won't say no to their bullshit.
 
 
 
I see a lot of posts about if things are the right type I think this diagram of JavaScript Types will help clear up things in this thread.

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Standardized Profile said:
There's not really a list, but I think you can start sending awful DMs to anyone in this thread. Or anyone on KF, really. You can even send awful letters to random people you find in the White Pages if you want to pay for stamps. The point is, don't wait for that magic connection, make it happen.
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Sending Random letters worked out very well for GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD COMMUNISM Francis E Dec Esquire
 
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