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WANT: WOMANS, 4' 11" AND UNDER. NEEDS BREAST SIZE ABOVE N CUP. WHITES ONLY. OKAY ASIANS TOO BUT NOT THE DIRTY KIND. NO FATTIES.

HAVE: WHITE MAN. 7' 18" THOSE ARE TWO SEPARATE MEASUREMENTS. INCOME $100,000,000.00 PER DAY. YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING FOR 25 YEARS UNTIL I CAN TRUST YOU.

HOBBIES: RACISM.

MISC: RIMJOBS! EXPLOSION NOISES!
 
Looking for woman to take my seed!
No need to have sex! You can get pregnant by kissing!
Must have weak abdomen.
Natural birth only, no csection.
 
Name: Jason Wynn
Occupation: Director of the NSA
Age: 42
Height: 6’1
Weight: 195 lbs
Hobbies: smoking, drinking, selling weapons to terrorists, playing warring countries off one another
Talents: Expert marksman, shrewd businessman, expert manipulator
Seeking: Someone to replace my last obsession, Al Simmons. No darkies, please.
 
Imagine a kiwi dating site and getting messages from bigcock1488 (user with an anime avatar) asking you provide an undamaged hymen certification to prove TRUE and HONEST virginity so he can breed you into a brood mother for his compound while also requiring you to provide ancestry.com DNA results.
 
Ewan McGregor said:
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Women have a thing for men who aren't cucks. I know current year and whatever, but yeah if you actually stand up for what you believe no matter what, you'll get box thrown at you from every direction. Think it can be the same other way around.

Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
Imagine a kiwi dating site and getting messages from bigcock1488 (user with an anime avatar) asking you provide an undamaged hymen certification to prove TRUE and HONEST virginity so he can breed you into a brood mother for his compound while also requiring you to provide ancestry.com DNA results.
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Yes, I get these DMs about every second hour. It is so tiresome.
 
KittyGremlin said:
Implying Beauty Parlor hoes ever leave their trailers. I'd have to hitch them with the whole damn thing.
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Dating someone from Beauty Parlor? YUCK! Do your dating on Q&A like a real man.

Blobby's Murder Knife said:
Yes, I get these DMs about every second hour. It is so tiresome.
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Speaking of which, I'm gonna need that hymen certificate ASAP, kitten. K thx.

Dating on KF is a terrible idea. But people have done it. Some to great success. Others to great ruin for the rest of their lives. Think carefully about what level of autism you want to marry. Then multiply it by 2 and you'd be lucky if that's the worst you deal with. Keep that mind.

That trophy is totally mine by the way.
 
I imagine that most Kiwis have sour personalities which generates massive amounts of friction when paired with a kindred soul.
 
Sayer of the N-Word said:
I imagine that most Kiwis have sour personalities which generates massive amounts of friction when paired with a kindred soul.
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this is so true, you think everything you need is another person you can say nigger with, but then you end up fighting because one is moody and wants to have some positivity at the moment, but the other one can't stop screaching TND.

but its possible to work around it, you can explain that you don't want to hear about trannies sometimes, and it doesnt mean you don't love your partner when you ask to stop racism.

and sometimes, as internet based personalities, you might end up just sitting in a call in cuckord, without going on irl dates, but for some its a plus!
 
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