KiwiFarms Age Check Update (concept) - Thread on how I would enshittify the website

[RacistComputer79]

How would you enshittify this website? Imagine an alternative timeline where Josh isn't american and always bends the knee to every single request. I have a cool safety update concept that you absolutely will hate.
We must make internet access safe for kids! Or whatever the eurotrash likes to repeat nowdays. (Ignore the fact that minors are already banned)

Introducing KiwiFarms Kids:

All free users that do not contribute to the shiwifarms by purchasing a kiwigold premium account must now be forced to take an age check estimation. All of your personal information will be stored by jawsh himself, he may sell it to shady corporations at any time.

All unverified users will instantly lose access to 3/4 of the website, to comply with child safety regulations imposed by the UK. I hecking love OFCOM.
Also all mentions of hate speech coded words or racist dogwhistles have been banned, to protect the children of course. Glory to the minister of Truth Troons.



can I have an award for most pozzed Q&A thread of the year?

 

[We Are The Witches]

That would not "enshittify" the website, it would kill it.

Because the main audience of this site is people who dislike those measures, and that's different from let's say Reddit, which would be enshittified but perhaps not killed.

Also, in regards to your age check estimation system, sadly for this site, most of the time it would give a mental capacity of a 5 years old, despite the user being above 30.

 

[Boldizar]

That would not "enshittify" the website, it would kill it.

Because the main audience of this site is people who dislike those measures, and that's different from let's say Reddit, which would be enshittified but perhaps not killed.

Also, in regards to your age check estimation system, sadly for this site, most of the time it would give a mental capacity of a 5 years old, despite the user being above 30.

You would like kiwifarms more if it was this way.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

I would enshittify it by letting troons be the mods here.