KiwiDates - When, Josh??

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Radical Cadre

Radical Cadre

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When are you going to implement KiwiDates, Josh? When will you begin matching us with our soulmates? It is not a professional disaster. This is your charge! You must produce more [Yes! My lovequest is finally over!] trophies. 100 points, Josh. 100 points!! :feels:
 
SWM seeking woman for good times.
Must be able to move couches, and like holes in the basement, and applying lotion on its skin.
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.
 
I've never had a partner that I can bitch about niggers and kikes to while in bed, tho. Might be fun.
 
I wouldn't even consider dating anyone with less than 15k stickers. Also, a combined 1/3 of them or better must be "winner", "semper fidelis", or "drink". Anyone with over 500 "autistic" or "dumb" stickers is instantly disqualified.
 
All i ask is that you be a natal female. You don't have to have all your limbs or teeth or whatever.
 
MrTroll said:
I wouldn't even consider dating anyone with less than 15k stickers. Also, a combined 1/3 of them or better must be "winner", "semper fidelis", or "drink". Anyone with over 500 "autistic" or "dumb" stickers is instantly disqualified.
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What if I take my teeth out?
 
I would sooner perform a uterine enema with mint tooth paste than date anyone from this ball of chaos and madness
 
Marissa Moira said:
coward, I bet you like men
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