Kiwi Dungeon - I play AI Dungeon 2 so that you don't have to!

[Absolute Brainlet]

Alright, sorry for the delay, let's see.

You are Spaceman Steve. You fly through space in a red flying saucer with your alien companion, and you are cruising for babeliens. In today's episode, you fly your ship into the Andromeda Cluster looking for

 

[Monolith]

Find some space-roofies.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Find some space-roofies.

 

[Jesus Swept]

Stride back into the bar, look the largest male in the eye and headbutt him to assert your dominance.

 

[Maskull]

Crush head with rock.

 

[Ersatz Goods]

Pour space vodka in the bartender's eyes.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Fuck it, no more first come, first serve. Let's do EVERYTHING.

Stride back into the bar, look the largest male in the eye and headbutt him to assert your dominance.

Crush head with rock.

Pour space vodka in the bartender's eyes.

That made him respect us.

 

[Jesus Swept]

Grab one of the alchemy books and try to make a potion using whatever you can find behind the bar.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Grab one of the alchemy books and try to make a potion using whatever you can find behind the bar.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Ride the pirate.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Ride the pirate.

 

[Jesus Swept]

Say "I'm putting together a team, and you're just the centaur I need. Are you in?"

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Say "I'm putting together a team, and you're just the centaur I need. Are you in?"

 

[RubberbandMan]

Find the nearest town and be like cowboys

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Find the nearest town and be like cowboys

 

[Monolith]

Look the largest male in the eye and butt-chug his drink to assert your dominance.

I am very mature.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Look the largest male in the eye and butt-chug his drink to assert your dominance.

I am very mature.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Talk to the bartender

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Talk to the bartender

 

[Jesus Swept]

Start your own bar, with blackjack and hookers