VTuber Kirsche Verstahl - Host of Foxu News and anti-BRIDGE activist.

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Jimjamflimflam said:
Huh? I thought she was making bank from live streams.
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Never underestimate the ability of a trailer park princess to waste money. There's a reason so many lottery "winners" end up in even worse, more crippling debt and poverty a year or two after hitting it big on Powerball than they were before they bought that damned ticket.

ED: Also, never underestimate a woman's ability to lie for her self-benefit. Women in general, and female influencers in particular, know damn well how quickly "I'm a woman and I'm in peril" bypasses every last bit of sense most men have. Men have dignity, women do not. Women WILL denigrate themselves if they think it will get them simpbux. Until I see an actual bank statement, I don't entirely buy she's that bad in the hole.
 
Ed Special said:
Never underestimate the ability of a trailer park princess to waste money. There's a reason so many lottery "winners" end up in even worse, more crippling debt and poverty a year or two after hitting it big on Powerball than they were before they bought that damned ticket.

ED: Also, never underestimate a woman's ability to lie for her self-benefit. Women in general, and female influencers in particular, know damn well how quickly "I'm a woman and I'm in peril" bypasses every last bit of sense most men have. Men have dignity, women do not. Women WILL denigrate themselves if they think it will get them simpbux. Until I see an actual bank statement, I don't entirely buy she's that bad in the hole.
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Maniacal Foreigner said:
I'll never understand people who prioritize buying plastic anime figurines over paying the fucking water bill.
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Easy. Those types see the acquisition of that unnecessary object to be something they really need to complete their life. But once they acquire it, they move onto something else to obsess over thinking that will be the thing to complete their life. Never really being satisfied by their acquisition.

Its plain and simple consumerism. See Gacha games and Chris' Life Upgrade.
 
Piava said:
Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but considering how horny she got on stream during her donothon while drinking a pretty small amount of alcohol (to the point where she literally told chat she had to take a break so she could masturbate
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Just started reading up on this thread. Did this actually happen? Sounds like something she'd do but first time I'm hearing about it.
 
Monart33 said:
Just started reading up on this thread. Did this actually happen? Sounds like something she'd do but first time I'm hearing about it.
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You get to see the effects here.


Sadly, alcohol helps explain why she gets crap men. Men in general cannot resist horny women even if they're leaning to the side of gay.
 
Gentlemen, As you know, long time moron and enemy of decency, Dev, is still at large and sadly has not died from fatness or killed himself. Unlike Dev, his thread is very active. And he has loudly proclaimed something worth noting by fans of the foxu. For those that aren't in the know about his BS, a quick point by point break down.

1. Dev of course hates Foxu
2. Dev at one point was getting a not trivial amount of money from appearances on a live stream show referred to as Arch Cast.
3. Many, many months ago.....maybe a year? he had started so much shit and earned so much bad will, he was kicked off of Arch Cast and banned from it until he makes a video responding to all the people he had started drama with.
4. He has specifically stated he will be directly talking about Kirsche in this response video/these response videos and doing a take down showing she is lying about him.
5. He has stated the video will be coming out within weeks. Not months, weeks

Of course this would be a major violation of the agreement between him and Fox to just avoid each other. Personally, I am 100% on Foxu's side. I have some gripes but nothing really major. And Dev is after all a horrible human that loves to stand on the graves of recently shot children while their bodies are still warm to make political point. Thus I believe I should direct you fellows to this post for further details. To be clear, it is a post by someone who is not me that has the proof he has said the response videos are only weeks away.

 
Kirsche's new model looks like a Pokemon character.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Foxu breeding, Korsche is the most compatible Foxu for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Korsche are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Korsche would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Foxu comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Korsche turn white. Korsche is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
 
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Kirsche's new model looks like a Pokemon character.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Foxu breeding, Korsche is the most compatible Foxu for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Korsche are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Korsche would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Foxu comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Korsche turn white. Korsche is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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DO NOT THE KORSCHE
 
Frag Tag Mini 3 said:
Of course this would be a major violation of the agreement between him and Fox to just avoid each other. Personally, I am 100% on Foxu's side. I have some gripes but nothing really major. And Dev is after all a horrible human that loves to stand on the graves of recently shot children while their bodies are still warm to make political point.
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Thanks for reminding me about the existence of that turbo-faggot...

Had to get this goldie from last year as a thread tax(kinda)

 
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