💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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While you try to make it a big deal, it's really not.
In any job (and being an entertainer is a job) you first start by immitating your seniors, then at some point you start to innovate.
Andy is a retard, so, we will wait a while until innovation hits us. And at least he picked someone decent to immitate.
Honestly, if you're criticizing him for this, you're basically shitting on all the work force, ever.
It’s not like his impression is “in the vein of”, it’s almost direct copying (without the higher level wit because as you point out, Andy is as you say, a retard.)

I think critism for being not being able to go beyond a poor mimic of Redbar is fair enough.

I don’t see PPP having to copy anyone; he’s original.
 
It’s not like his impression is “in the vein of”, it’s almost direct copying (without the higher level wit because as you point out, Andy is as you say, a retard.)

I think critism for being not being able to go beyond a poor mimic of Redbar is fair enough.

I don’t see PPP having to copy anyone; he’s original.
PPP copies all the Televangelist Grifters with his Fire and Brimstone rants and the shameless ebegging for donations

Move aside Jerry Falwell Jr with Liberty University

Ashton Parks has Kino University
 
Honest question for fans, since this is a criticism I see from them quite often: what percentage of their shows are better off being skipped, by your estimate?
It really depends on what lolcows are featured. Basically everything they cover in the show they talk about in the promo, but somethings (often) stuff in the promo gets bumped forward a show or two or infinity. The features from the promo will make it in, and usually happen after (but also as part of) the woah buddys. They have more than no audience awareness; before Hambly when they were still doing a lot of DSP they'd keep him for the end becuase a lot of people didn't like it. But that could be anywhere from 1 hour to 6 hours. Just depends.

Lately there hasn't been a ton of updates from lolcows that they are not boycotting (AnisaAndI, Rekieta) AND that are established with the audience. Since there's so much Quartering content and it's bringing in asstons of viewers, they haven't bothered with anything new. They're finally starting to get some other stuff in though.

Personally, I'm usually second-monitoring it and will play something that requires less focus if it's something I'm into. Whenever I get tired I got to bed, and catch up the next day on commute or out on a walk or something, if it seems interesting. Helps that I'm PDT, so it starts at 6 pm, when I'm setting down for the evening. Sometimes the woah buddys drag on with someone I don't give a fuck about, sometimes the feature is someone I don't give a fuck about; sometimes a cow I hated I start to enjoy, sometimes the opposite.

If you really really want a number, I'd say 40% is skippable. The last hour or two especially is usually low energy. Worth checking in to see if they do a fluff segment at the end if you're into that. The closest you're going to get for predicting when the skippable stuff happens is from the promo though

edit: I just realized I misinterpreted what % of the shows for what % of each show. Same principle applies though. Just depends on what's going on. Still probably 40% I'd say
 
There's plenty to make fun of him for, but in this instance, especially in the context of him apparently trying to better his life, you just come across as small, petty and pathetic.
You're on a gossip site, discussing a man who engages in the exact same "small, petty, pathetic" behavior. Also, they're 100% correct. Andy's shallow mimicry of Redbar, what with the constant pausing and absurd nitpickery, indicates a very poor understanding of what made Mike David funny.
 
Anyone have a gif of that DSP
PPP copies all the Televangelist Grifters with his Fire and Brimstone rants and the shameless ebegging for donations

Move aside Jerry Falwell Jr with Liberty University

Ashton Parks has Kino University
He also stole the retard triangle from South Park and "HE'S X" from Scott Steiner
 
Why was there a falling out with godwinson and surfer anyways
Surfer got a big head and decided he was too good to clean up PPP's shit stains from the toilet and called the cops when he got pressed.

Godwinson botched the Flamenco interview on early Kino Casino that allowed Flamenco to survive a few more months before being executed by AugieRFC and Nicholas DeOrio for something entirely unrelated to his pedophile leaks. In a jealous rage of the Casino's success, Godwinson went rogue and became Darkwinson, allying with Ethan Ralph, Elaine Miller, and the former writer's room against PPP and Warski.

However that did lead to one of the funniest things of all time where Godwinson massacred Bryan Dunn.
 
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Surfer would make a better co-host than cokeski and Godwinson for third chair maybe even the head of the Casino with PPP as his gimp like the good old days.
Neither has any work ethic, which isn't complimenting Tardski but rather an indictment of how fucking useless they are.
Surfer's schizophrenic tangents were worse than tardski's low IQ interventions.
 
Godwinson botched the Flamenco interview on early Kino Casino that allowed Flamenco to survive a few more months before being executed by AugieRFC and Nicholas DeOrio for something entirely unrelated to his pedophile leaks. In a jealous rage of the Casino's success, Godwinson went rogue and became Darkwinson, allying with Ethan Ralph, Elaine Miller, and the former writer's room against PPP and Warski.
Tardski sabotaged that interview as he was clearly on Flam's side (after all they were both former cohosts of the illustrious Killstream)
Neither has any work ethic, which isn't complimenting Tardski but rather an indictment of how fucking useless they are.
Surfer's schizophrenic tangents were worse than tardski's low IQ interventions.
Nah the Galen Weston injecting nanobots in Surfer's Yogurt containers is one of the top 10/10 Surfer rants.
 
>They're shameless e-beggars! No better than Phil or Jer!!!

*insert that one meme of the astronaut shooting the other astronaut*
yeah, always has been
H3 ON WARPATH VS IDUBBBZ! REKIETA COMMUNITY SERVICE! RTU CAN'T PAY ELECTRIC BILL! JF UPDATE!_5...mp4
One of the best moments of PPP’s career was The Great Lemon Heist after years of attacking money-havers like Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph, PPP cashed out for $400 worth of Dlive lemons gifted to him by Null. He had a small taste of the high life and got addicted to the grift.
 
Surfer would make a better co-host than cokeski and Godwinson for third chair maybe even the head of the Casino with PPP as his gimp like the good old days.
This was always my dream too, but reality is surfer is too annoying to deal with plus calling the cops on PPP and their drama, and Godwinson is just on the drugs too hard to be relied on even though everytime he shows up its hilarious, but actually working with those too as PPP sounds like a nightmare at this point. Honestly, though, anyone would be better than Andy Warski.

Fuck it.

RANDOM KIWI FAGGOT ITT WHO CAN RUN OBS AS COHOST!!!!
 
Surfer would make a better co-host than cokeski and Godwinson for third chair maybe even the head of the Casino with PPP as his gimp like the good old days.

Absolutely horrible take, my man. Surfer is only good when he’s drunk and ranting in the background. Godwinson is an epic faggot, not funny and too arrogant to take any ribbing. The term insufferable was coined for people like Feltwinson.

You think Andy is thin skinned? Godwinson has no skin. Andy is an idiot, but that’s his role. They’re like a physically opposite Ren & Stimpy duo. Andy would be the Stimpy of the duo in this case. He’s a moron, but he has better charm and is more personable to deal with.


Don’t forget the time Ashton tried to fire Andy.

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