💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Jotch said:
FYI the mystery Ralph theme song is called Rhapsody In Blue, a classic jazz medley that is a favorite of mine.


Behold the long forgotten genre of White Man Jazz:
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3:30 is the most iconic movement
Not many jazz pieces call for a chamber orchestra.
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Bruh, you calling 'Rhapsody in Blue' a jazz medley? If anything it is a Classical piece with strong Jazz influence, considering it is written for orchestra and arranged and performed like a concerto. Also, Gershwin wasn't a White Man, he was a Jew. So it is questionable if you can call this "White Man Jazz".

Not to say the Rhapsody isn't an iconic piece of American Music.
 
Eduardodelvasquez said:
So nobody's going to tell me what a Kino Casino is?
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in the earliest episodes they heavily used casino puns and terminology to spice up their lolcow show. like they had some chick with huge tits introduce them and they dressed up and they'd introduce segments as games and they'd determine if a lolcow busted or stayed that week and they'd use ante and double down and all sorts of stupid terms. there's a reason the show only really took off after they dropped all of that. if you look back there was like a year where their thread here got only 10 posts a day at most. the only really connection from the pre-2024 era of kino casino besides felt is them dressing up for halloween. that and the show is hosted on Kick which is a streaming site that is about gambling.

they even called them "jokers" instead of lolcows. and before AI they played gambling themed music and the entire "set" was full of slot machines and they had a literal green felt table they did the show around and it was like they raided party city of casino night stuff
 
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Kether said:
in the earliest episodes they heavily used casino puns and terminology to spice up their lolcow show. like they had some chick with huge tits introduce them and they dressed up and they'd introduce segments as games and they'd determine if a lolcow busted or stayed that week and they'd use ante and double down and all sorts of stupid terms. there's a reason the show only really took off after they dropped all of that. if you look back there was like a year where their thread here got only 10 posts a day at most. the only really connection from the pre-2024 era of kino casino besides felt is them dressing up for halloween. that and the show is hosted on Kick which is a streaming site that is about gambling.
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MysteryMeat said:
Actually, before the show began, they were floating around several names, but when a young scientist with autism discovered a new species of starfish and literally gave it the scientific name "Kino casino" in reference to them, he forced their hand and that was the name they chose.
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That scientist, my friends, is none other than Kraut and Tea. He even appeared on the first episode.
 
porkWellington said:
Watching the Ralph segment, the retardation over Miss Teen Universe's age is hilarious.
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You don't understand! I know it's Ralph being a grotesque pig roach monster approaching lurching around a young woman in a public space, lusting about raping her, creeping on her, stalking her, but the most important thing of all was that she is (maybe) 17 years 364 days 59 minutes 59 seconds old, the SICK FUCK.

It's such a weird attack line when as you and PPP said, the actions speak for themselves.
 
porkWellington said:
Watching the Ralph segment, the retardation over Miss Teen Universe's age is hilarious. PPP got it right immediately, it doesn't matter her actual age, Ralph's lusting over a woman with "teen" written on her. That's horrific and no further explanation is needed. Warski and retards in chat are obsessing over her age acting like finding out the truth is going to make it any worse for Ralph. It's pointless unless they're trying to get Ralph in jail. It makes them look creepy for obsessing over it.
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More like standing there slurring filming a woman of any age for that long is bad lol. If she was 35 it wouldn't be any better that there's a fat guy on drugs pointing a camera at her verbally gooning for something like 30 minutes straight.
 
Andy loves Resident Evil 9!
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expect to get a 10 minute segment about how good it is tonight.

Charls Carrol from MDE responded to Andy in this tweet:
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Probably going to get an Anisa segment/snipe if she's still live (a):
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Another five hour Boretering segment with retardski slamming the airhorn drop like a coked up chimp? The Casino really has fallen into the Groundhog's Day event horizon of low effort, low iq slop.
 
I'm sure it's been mentioned here before but the whole Andy spamming the soundboard after every punchline thing comes directly from ripping off redbar. Ever since I started tuning in to kino casino I noticed he was just straight up doing redbar bits like zooming in on faces and saying things like "he should be..." I know Andy's mentioned being a fan in the past and I'm pretty sure his even admitted to ripping him off but it's become constant, beyond the point of being an homage.

 
skrod said:
I'm sure it's been mentioned here before but the whole Andy spamming the soundboard after every punchline thing comes directly from ripping off redbar. Ever since I started tuning in to kino casino I noticed he was just straight up doing redbar bits like zooming in on faces and saying things like "he should be..." I know Andy's mentioned being a fan in the past and I'm pretty sure his even admitted to ripping him off but it's become constant, beyond the point of being an homage.

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I'll take the bomb noise over the air horn
 
quick question- when andy spams "I'M KIDDING!!!J I'M KIDDING!!!!" during an episode- is he?


I mean- it a comedy, jokey show with a fat guy ringing a triangle....I thought I was supposed to take everything said as being earnest



"I'M KIDDING...I'M KIDDING"


Are ya, bud?
 
johnnynoname said:
quick question- when andy spams "I'M KIDDING!!!J I'M KIDDING!!!!" during an episode- is he?


I mean- it a comedy, jokey show with a fat guy ringing a triangle....I thought I was supposed to take everything said as being earnest



"I'M KIDDING...I'M KIDDING"


Are ya, bud?
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He likes to say edgy things without taking ownership of edgy opinions. He's a coward.
 
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