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This clip shows the absurdity of Andy's relationship with his soundboard.
He knows it's shit. He knows Ashton hates it. He know the audience hates it. And he's seething that Josh publicly denounced it.
But he can't avoid playing with it.
It's like a retard child that like to play with shit, even though they tell him to stop. He can't grasp how wrong it is, but he doesn't have the willpower to realize that everybody else hates it

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You know that if a clip of your last show looks exactly the same as today's show that you're fucking retarded and out of good material. WOAH BUDDY!

So much shit going on in not just the "plagiarizing Kiwi Farms" sphere but the world in general and yet here we are. These two faggots can't put any more work in than the people they call lazy but they get away with it by giving the least sincere lip-service to blue collar workers I've ever heard. Sad. Pathetic.
 
Hey Aaassshhhhh, somebody in the chat said *insert lame joke or pun here*
Get it?
*repeats lame joke or pun*
Ah haha ha haaa (laughing like a retard at something that wasn't even funny).

If he is like this sober, I cannot even imagine what he was like drunk and/or on coke. He must have gotten decked or at least smacked around a few times at bars or parties in his younger days.
 
Hey Aaassshhhhh, somebody in the chat said *insert lame joke or pun here*
Get it?
*repeats lame joke or pun*
Ah haha ha haaa (laughing like a retard at something that wasn't even funny).
You forgot the part where Ashton ignores him completely and Tardski just repeats it over and over until PPP acknowledges with the dry "yeah". Sad and funny at the same time. If I wasn't so lazy I would do compilations of Andy humiliations live on air by his "friend".
 
While I appreciate PPP for streaming during my degenerate work hours, I must say Tardski's been on one tonight. Within the past hour alone, he's expressed direct support for Doody's faggy flagging campaign, directly encouraged people to spam Phil's chat with his newest dumbass sticker and worst of all, he's spamming that fucking air horn every five seconds. I wonder if there's an event that happened around this date which could explain his erratic shift in behavior...
 
I've been watching since the Rekieta arc. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who's noticed the sharp decline from Interruptski as of late. I've always been able to brush off the low IQ interruptions from Tardski but ever since he's started in with the soundboard, I can't help but fucking seethe. Its just airhorn, after airhorn, after fucking airhorn. If he's this fucking annoying on powdered caffeine, I can't imagine what he was like on coke. He's made the show completely unwatchable for me.
To me it's both the soundboard and the clapping like a seal.


Speaking of piano, when will Tardski finally use his? I bet he can't see the difference between the white and black keys with all the dust on them.
 
I like to think that ever since Kiwi Casino(whichi recommend to anyone reading) started Andy realized that he probably doesnt bring too much into Kino as opposed to Ashton. Maybe subconsciously hes trying harder and thus being more annoying on the show. He probably feels left out, Null should do a one-off Kiwi Casino with Andy :story:
 
Andy should have his own show like how Adam Friedland spun off from Cumtown. Maybe use that recently unbanned 200k-ish sub YouTube channel and become an edgier Scott the Woz, maybe join Friday Night Tights that he likes so much. EFAP maybe?
 
The story revolves around the millionaire Jer Fatsby.
Ashton Parks, the narrator of the story and Fatsby's alog
was lured into his lavish world of Funko Pops, RC cars
and gratuitous spending.

This ostensible world of opulence curtained the reality
of obsession, madness, and tragedy. The more Ashton
hears about Fatsby, the less he is sure of the truth.

The Great Fatsby is also a tragic love story on the surface,
where Fatsby pursues his colleague Melanie Mac,
in the hopes that her eggless hagpussy will cure
his depression and anxiety. However, the book is
more commonly understood as a pessimistic critique of the
American Dream.


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180 pages, hardcover

I thought PPP comparing Melanie Mac to Jer's Rosebud (Rosebud the sled from Citizen Kane, not to be confused with Jer's anus) was so funny, but I thought of another tragic character that fits him even better.
Shameless cross-posting (like Jeremy's shameless cross-wearing), because you all have to see Grok's amazing creation.
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