💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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CRT Glow said:
They are probably making a distinction between the time they worked on The Dented Zone skit vs their actual vacation time. But to us, it all just looks like their personal vacation time.
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b-b-but, we were promised K-K-Kinoween in November! They'd never scam their audience!
 
Here’s my prediction:

Our two favorite homos took another 8 weeks off to film a “skit” for Kinomas of Andy trooning out. Just another “ironic” comedy bit about Andy’s IRL identity crisis.
 
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Big Fat Guy said:
Here’s my prediction:

Our two favorite homos took another 8 weeks off to film a “skit” for Kinomas of Andy trooning out. Just another “ironic” comedy bit about Andy’s IRL identity crisis.
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Rather generous of you to say they're making another skit instead of whatever they do outside of the show normally. Andy will probably be doing his very best buffalo bill impression in his bathroom mirror, while Ashton gambles in between gorging on potato chips.
 
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Quintus said:
Rather generous of you to say they're making another skit instead of whatever they do outside of the show normally. Andy will probably be doing his very best buffalo bill impression in his bathroom mirror, while Ashton gambles in between gorging on potato chips.
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Well, the skit would be filmed over the course of a couple of hours, while the rest of the time will be filled with degenerate acts that drain their bank accounts. Kinomas will commence when they, mainly Ashton, need a cash transfusion to gamble it all away.
 
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When KC came back from a month-long vacation, they rubbed The Dented Zone in DSP's face and even prefaced the skit with a clip of DSP saying something like, "KC are lazy and take too many vacations. People pay them more money just so they will stream less for the audience." KC were so proud and smug that this specific time, they could prove DSP wrong by showing off this amateur, theater-kid, skit to show that actually, they are not lazy and they did put in work outside the show.

Well, that was an anomaly. 95% of the rest of the time, what DSP said about you guys is true. And now, here we are again, in the 95% of the time where you guys are doing nothing all day (or doing your personal hobbies) with nothing to show for it. And you will return with the stale slew of slop while begging for subs as always.
 
Didn't they promise an extra week or two of costumes? But now they're taking a 2 week vacation? Watch them return and pretend they never made such promise and continue as normal lol
 
Warski just needed a mental health break after lurking this thread and reading all the mean comments calling him a troon. 🥺 Don't you guys get the joke... Putting on foundation and lipstick unironically for his princess peach costume was supposed to funny! The duct tape pasties were supposed to be ironic!


CRT Glow said:
Well, that was an anomaly. 95% of the rest of the time, what DSP said about you guys is true. And now, here we are again, in the 95% of the time where you guys are doing nothing all day (or doing your personal hobbies) with nothing to show for it. And you will return with the stale slew of slop while begging for subs as always.
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They already regurgitate KF threads and in PPP's case, sometimes repeating posts verbatim, would it really be so sacrilegious of them to hire one of the paypigs to be their "researchers" or offer one of them the chance to be on Warski's postshow stream if they can just screencap threads of cows they'd want the two to talk about? Most other lolcow streamers seem to do that anyway or if KF isn't their speed they'll just reread twitter threads that pretty much do the same thing. It's so weird that they're willing to do stupid shit like make an hour long twilight zone inspired skit making fun of phil, update their line up to cater to normies, and buy a bunch of party city costumes for halloween but the little things like PPP learning how to use OBS, balancing audio/sitting still in their chairs when streaming, having a set schedule, and keeping a pulse on popular cows not really covered on KF but more normie friendly platforms like tiktok or twitter is where they draw the line?


Butt_Pouncer said:
Didn't they promise an extra week or two of costumes? But now they're taking a 2 week vacation? Watch them return and pretend they never made such promise and continue as normal lol
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Plans might've changed after all the troonski jokes. Warski gets really defensive when his sexuality is questioned, like when people would joke a lot more frequently about the two being gay lovers and Warski having to preface every joke that might be misconstrued as gay with him going: "No homo", "Just kidding guys.", "Chill, chill, chill"

Dunno if the discord degenerates or psycho are slowly breaking down that side of him, but wouldn't surprise me if it was a mix of laziness and Warski not being able to handle the troonski jokes.
 
CRT Glow said:
When KC came back from a month-long vacation, they rubbed The Dented Zone in DSP's face and even prefaced the skit with a clip of DSP saying something like, "KC are lazy and take too many vacations. People pay them more money just so they will stream less for the audience."
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Yeah I personally found that quite funny, if a little baffling. Phill is 100% right on that and them making a skit every once in a blue moon doesn't change years worth of them just fucking off for long periods of time. At least now they actually bother to say something when they take a break.
Butt_Pouncer said:
Didn't they promise an extra week or two of costumes? But now they're taking a 2 week vacation? Watch them return and pretend they never made such promise and continue as normal lol
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They literally did the same thing last year iirc. But that was right when the Vegas situation really started to come out so no real surprise there.
 
Lazy Caniggers, I want my Sektur slop.
Spooky Dogwood said:
I think the Lipstick Larry Vidoes that got rotated out were much better than anything CWC made.
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Funnily enough Larry also had a meltdown and disappeared, who knew making intro songs for a retarded drama podcast was so stressful.
 
Paradox Mystic said:
So much for their claims they'd do an emergency show if something big came up. (:_(
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It’s not big until he actually does it. All Ralph did was said he knows embarrassing shit about rekeita and might release it if nick doesn’t apologize, and nick will because he was shitting his pants on that call, which is a shame because it means Ralph does actually have some kino gossip on nick we won’t hear yet.
 
Quintus said:
At least now they actually bother to say something when they take a break.
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Barely. Let's be honest. Warski is probably using ChatGPT or Grok to even write some of his tweets, like when he is announcing they're going on break, so he feels it needs to be more tactful and there may be blowback from the fans reacting to the abrupt vacation. I asked ChatGPT to write some tweets about this and holy shit, it reads exactly like these vacation break Warski tweets, complete with the little Vegas card and joker emojis. LMAO. Warski probably asks ChatGPT what time he needs to brush his teeth and go to bed. Is there nothing in his brain he won't try to offload onto the AI to do his work for him? If he could marionette the AI into appearing on camera and doing his show for him, he would. He basically adds very little to the commentary anyway.

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The worst part is that their show isn't some high quality production where you could understand needing the break if they were driving to an actual studio everyday... It's just OBS with a mix of streaming youtube and google drive files in their fuckin' bedrooms. They really can't hit up Psycho to stream on their behalf for like a day? Or even one of them just going "Oh, I can solo stream so that way the fans can get their content without having to wait 3 weeks-" Nah, fuck y'all lmao. Everyone needs to see the clip they'll interject not even 2 minutes in with 20 minutes of yapping and another 40 minutes of sub begging to just skip the segment entirely so they can get to the real content everyone loves: Phil-logging and hurr durr "Idubbbz and Anissa say something retarded because they're both skinwalking retards with no personality, conviction, or beliefs of their own!"
 
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