💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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so huge tl;dr but PPP has always been one of the most transgressive shit-stirrers in the sektur and what makes him really unique is that he did it for more than half a decade without taking a paycheck just because he thought people like Ralph and Rekieta were sinners who didn't deserve the bounties they had been given. his turn from anti-grifter to grifter was an honest to god "the city deserves a better class of criminal" situation.

It's official. Null is PPP's Dingo.
 
i don't even know what that means

I'll reiterate what I've said on the podcast a bunch, but I've never gotten flak for anything I don't like the same way I do for anything I do like. It's really cringe. I'm 32 years old, I'm allowed to like shit, and I don't need your approval.
 
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I usually listen to it on my way back from dropping my son off to Kindergarten or on my way to pick him up. I avoid playing it when my son is in the car because I don't want one of his first words to be "Woah buddy".
 
i don't even know what that means

I'll reiterate what I've said on the podcast a bunch, but I've never gotten flak for anything I don't like the same way I do for anything I do like. It's really cringe. I'm 32 years old, I'm allowed to like shit, and I don't need your approval.

That's great, man. More power to you.

Just keep in mind that you used to feel the same way about Ethan Ralph, Dick Masterson, and Nick Rekieta. You have to admit, your taste in men sucks.
 
i don't even know what that means

I'll reiterate what I've said on the podcast a bunch, but I've never gotten flak for anything I don't like the same way I do for anything I do like. It's really cringe. I'm 32 years old, I'm allowed to like shit, and I don't need your approval.
Is Gabe paying you to suck his dick like he does PPP & Andy? You will regret getting involved with that micro peen midget.
 
That's great, man. More power to you.

Just keep in mind that you used to feel the same way about Ethan Ralph, Dick Masterson, and Nick Rekieta. You have to admit, your taste in men sucks.
Andy Warski owned up to his Aim Aim Aim fiasco. PPP also with his incident. In fact, I think they're a good influence on each other and Andy has become sober. How many of the people you mentioned owned up to their mistakes? And even better - how many of them embraced sobriety?
 
want to name the boys in the industry who aren't prone to implosion, besides me and PPP? Keemstar? Asmongold? Who am I allowed to like?

I'm not here to tell you who you are and aren't allowed to like. It's not like I'm your father. I'm just saying that you've gotten out of some pretty intense relationships in the past, and the current guy you're courting did end his previous relationship with a domestic situation.

We all just want what's best for you.
 
It's very easy to get out of relationships when the extent of your relationship is occasional conversation and watching a stream with seldom appearances. This is true with all of the people you mentioned. Apparently I can't even do that without drawing ire though. I should just stay in a box and talk to myself only. I remind you that Hardin came from Rekieta.
 
Is Gabe paying you to suck his dick like he does PPP & Andy? You will regret getting involved with that micro peen midget.
Gabe doesn't give me shit. He does message me a lot though with random links to stuff. Usually he's sending me stuff very outside of my ballpark so I don't bring it up.

btw when I told Ralph that Gabe gives them like $20,000 a month that was just a joke and I was just trying to bully Ralph, I didn't know people besides Ralph would take that seriously.
 
It's very easy to get out of relationships when the extent of your relationship is occasional conversation and watching a stream with seldom appearances. This is true with all of the people you mentioned. Apparently I can't even do that without drawing ire though. I should just stay in a box and talk to myself only. I remind you that Hardin came from Rekieta.

I remember your saying that you wanted to make yourself and the Kiwifarms more legit. It would be an uphill battle, given your sordid past and your enemies' willingness to use it against you, but not impossible.

The Blockland stuff? Ancient history, you were a kid, etc.

The stuff with your mother? Growing pains and whatnot.

The penis in the car door? Accidents happen.

But then the list keeps getting longer. Stuff comes up that's more recent. People might ask why this guy was gunt guarding for a guy who went on to groom and physically abuse a high school girl he impregnated. Or why he tried to join a suspicious fundraising scheme run by a pedophile who likes to dress up like a cow and get fucked in the ass with a strap-on. Or why he would receive legal advice from a cuck who force-fed cocaine to his nine year old daughter.

It's very easy to get out of these relationships. But a man can't unsuck a dick.

Service providers don't want to do business with you. Banks don't want to process transactions for you. The list of content creators willing to collaborate with you gets shorter by the day. And sure, a lot of these people are troon loving, anti-free spech, antisemitic whatevers. But you have to admit, you're not making it hard for these guys to present you as unlikable, and a good amount of that has to do with the company you keep.

And now you're courting Ashton Joel Parks. A guy who was kicked out of college for perving on women. Who was kicked out of his church because of his degeneracy. Who was disowned by his family after getting into a physical altercation with his elderly father. Who was kicked out of his lifelong friend's apartment because he would physically abuse him, refuse to get a job, and refuse to do any housework. Who binge drinks, inhales potato chips all day, vegetates on pot constantly, profanes, bares his asshole to the internet, all while preaching his holy moral superiority over others. Who knowingly had pedophiles fund his lifestyle and would even attend sex orgies with them. Who snaked almost every associate he's ever had.

But it'll be different with you, right? Even though it wasn't even a year ago that both PPP and Warski were calling you a pedophile because you committed the horrible crime of pointing out that it was irresponsible of them to use Powerchat to collect donos and expose their donators' dox information to Baked Alaska and Nick Fuentes. I'm sure you and PPP won't have another falling out over some other incident, and your association with PPP wont be used as one of a long line of other former associates to drag you down into the muck.

It's very easy to get out of these relationships. Having anything approaching a professional reputation afterward? I don't know about that.
 
Gabe doesn't give me shit. He does message me a lot though with random links to stuff. Usually he's sending me stuff very outside of my ballpark so I don't bring it up.

btw when I told Ralph that Gabe gives them like $20,000 a month that was just a joke and I was just trying to bully Ralph, I didn't know people besides Ralph would take that seriously.
Who cares what the average pleb thinks? If you enjoy their content then just ignore retards trying to influence you.

If PPP and Warski implode then that’s a matter for another day. The last 18 months or so covering Rekeita I’ve found them really entertaining.

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Service providers don't want to do business with you. Banks don't want to process transactions for you. The list of content creators willing to collaborate with you gets shorter by the day. And sure, a lot of these people are troon loving, anti-free spech, antisemitic whatevers. But you have to admit, you're not making it hard for these guys to present you as unlikable, and a good amount of that has to do with the company you keep.
So because the list of potential online collaborators is short, Jersh should collaborate with… no one? Make it make sense. He has literally appeared on a handful of their streams. It’s not like he’s third chair.

If you have a hate boner for KC that’s fine, but that doesn’t mean everyone else will.
 
It's very easy to get out of relationships when the extent of your relationship is occasional conversation and watching a stream with seldom appearances. This is true with all of the people you mentioned. Apparently I can't even do that without drawing ire though. I should just stay in a box and talk to myself only. I remind you that Hardin came from Rekieta.
People out here policing your casual friendships like it's second period in middle school :story:
 
Okay, putting aside all this relationship faggotry where strangers want to tell people who other people are allowed to be friends with, now that Null has clarified that Warski didn't livestream CP can we move past that to make this thread a fraction more readable? I already had to ignore All Becomes Gunt when I promised myself I'd never use that function on this website because of how fucking annoying that retard has been and what he started in this thread. Lets complain about thier work ethic and Psycho Beaser and new drama, not some shit that actually didn't happen half a decade ago, alright?
 
Glad they didn't give Rekieta too much time tonight. They were right, shit isn't funny anymore. He's just a goblin who is worse than Cyraxx now.
 
PPP: "OK, so for those who don't know who this is, we used to cover this guy a lot back in the day"
*Plays 10 seconds of clip*
Andy: "PAUSE PAUSE, look at his face!!! LOOK! Is that a felted face or what?"
PPP: "Let's get 10 subs for the felted face sticker, theeere."

Andy: "Juuust one sec... there we go. Try it out in chat."
PPP: "So, for a little more context on this guy..."
*Andy interrupts*
Andy: "Ashton, remember when this thing happened with him??? HOOOO LEE!"
PPP: "BUDDY THAT WAS BRUUUUTAL!"
*Plays 5 seconds of clip*
Andy: "And then remember when he tried to say that WE were the crazy ones???"
PPP: "I know, man, I know. It was just complete and utter projection, that's all it boiled down to."
*Plays 8 seconds of clip*
*Andy interrupts*

Andy: "ATHOOONNN, remember that time he got felted because of something we said? That's CRAZY!"
PPP: Oh I know, buddy, I know. Let's just keep playing it, we gotta get through this."
*Plays 18 seconds of clip*
PPP: BUDDY, how is he this deluuuuushional? And look at him! LOOK! He's obviously high off his gourd."
*Andy zooms in on subject*
Andy: "Is that a sticker or what?"
PPP: "LET'S GET SOME SUUUUUUUUBBSSSSS!!!!"
Andy: "He actually looks SCARY, I'm not even kidding. You know what he reminds me of, Ash? You know that monster in Silent Hill 2?"
PPP: "I dunno, buddy... bing bing wahooski over here again, there."
*Chat shits on Andy for another pop culture reference*
*Andy starts eagle eyeing chat because of mild criticism and gets defensive in an unironic manner*

Andy: "I thought it was funny... So..."
*2 hour long video segment begins*
PPP: "OK! So now we're getting into what you've all been waiting for."
*Half an hour goes by with little to no subs coming in*
Andy: "HOOOO LEE! Just get to the point already!!! This guy talks so fucking slow!"
PPP: "Yeah, this is honestly pretty brutal, guys. I dunno if we'll ever get through this, if I'm being honest."
Andy: "Let's put it at 2.5x speed, I can't do this. I literally can't do this. This is insane!"
PPP: "Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I'm running on fumes here."
Andy: "Let's get some subs, what are we doing here?"
*♪ Freebird ♫ starts playing*
PPP: "LET'S GET SOME SUUUUUBS! YEEAAHHH! *Ralph voice* MOOAR MOOAR, IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN WANT US TO FINISH THIS SEGMENT, BISH!"
Andy: "FiggerNaggot1488 for 10 subs, let's go! And BoozeBoofer89 for 5 subs!"
PPP: "*Ralph voice* MOOOAR MOOOARR"
Andy: "Pussybooger666 for 10 subs! LET'S GO! BIG SUPPORT!"
*PPP doing air guitar*
*Andy doing drums*

Andy: "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT! ASHTON!!!! ASHTON!!!! LOOK!"
PPP: "And NotMetokurMasochist WITH ONE... HUNDRED... SUUUUUBSSS! YEEAAHHH!"
Andy: "We have the best show, don't we, Ash? Huh... Ash?"
PPP: "Oh it's pretty good there, buddy."
 
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