💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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One domain where the Ralphamale legitimately has the high ground is that at least Ralph accepts that, from time to time, he has to dance for nickels in the gutter, like the time he did the truffle shuffle in front of the Blaze headquarters (to own Elijah Schaefer somehow?). Ashton thinks he's too good to be a walrus on a string and has a higher calling than the sewer that is the sektur (he isn't and he doesn't), but Ralph at least accepts his place and his role. Sometimes Ralph can make 500 just for passing out. Sometimes he has to grind all day for 3 dollars. In his prime, he had a few legitimate W's (this was a lifetime ago) and he is truly riding it til the wheels fall off (up to and including the extremely early expiration of his body). Ashton might be beating Ralph at times, but prime Ralph stomps prime Ashton and Mr. Piggy Piggy Oink Oink just has to live with that.
 
Let me be clear about something. Anyone who chooses to live in a megalopolis, whether a coastal megalopolis or worse, a Canadian megalopolis, has no rightful authority to shit on the Midwest or rural Americans. The Casino was right to shit on Fuentes for his metropolitan elitism, yet here they are shitting on Ohio. Midwesterners have every right to razz other factions of Midwesterners, but these privileges do not extend to coastal elites and they sure as fuck don't extend to Canadians of all people. For people who elect to live in the vicinity of Toronto, y'all can just keep your snide elitism to yourself.

Added in edit: Near the end of the clip, PPP characterizes southern Ohio as indistinguishable from TN, and, as such, basically the deep south. You'll never catch me shitting on Southerners for being Southerners, I actually have something of an affection for the Southern states, but while I am not speaking as a Southerner, keep the South outcha mouf.

 
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Rick Nekieta said:
Let me be clear about something. Anyone who chooses to live in a megalopolis, whether a coastal megalopolis or worse, a Canadian megalopolis, has no rightful authority to shit on the Midwest or rural Americans. The Casino was right to shit on Fuentes for his metropolitan elitism, yet here they are shitting on Ohio. Midwesterners have every right to razz other factions of Midwesterners, but these privileges do not extend to coastal elites and they sure as fuck don't extend to Canadians of all people. For people who elect to live in the vicinity of Toronto, y'all can just keep your snide elitism to yourself.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3HRGb6GbXDo
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Everyday is Sunday is what PPPDiddy wishes he was had he not been kicked out of Fleming college (Not even Jeets get kicked out for creeping on White girls, so how bad was what PPP did?), spread his Starfish online and got kicked out his weird Cult Church that doesn't like music during service,
 
Nonronic said:
Is anyone else having trouble downloading a couple of the Kick VODs? JDownloader is giving me "Host Problem?" for the Ralph Pillstream 1000 and Rekieta Foreclosed On streams.
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Update on this- for some reason it was only allowing me to download them in 1080p. Real pain in the ass, took downloading each one overnight, and I had to redo one of them and it wasted 14 Gigs of data on top of the roughly 30 of both combined. Reminds me of that period of time when all of Andy's streams were on Dlive or something, and VODs were a lot harder to get a hold of unless they were already archived somewhere- and even those were locked at such a high quality, for something I would have just wanted to listen to in the background, that it was impossible to even download back then. Thank God Kick at least normally has lower quality options, it's the only fucking reason Kick and Rumble haven't immediately died out as alt video platforms- you aren't expected to choose anything higher than 180p or 360p. Has Gumroad done this yet by the way? For years I'd known it to force you to watch vids at max quality, fucking nightmare trying to listen to Survivor watch when it can barely buffer at all
 
Rick Nekieta said:
Let me be clear about something. Anyone who chooses to live in a megalopolis, whether a coastal megalopolis or worse, a Canadian megalopolis, has no rightful authority to shit on the Midwest or rural Americans. The Casino was right to shit on Fuentes for his metropolitan elitism, yet here they are shitting on Ohio. Midwesterners have every right to razz other factions of Midwesterners, but these privileges do not extend to coastal elites and they sure as fuck don't extend to Canadians of all people. For people who elect to live in the vicinity of Toronto, y'all can just keep your snide elitism to yourself.

Added in edit: Near the end of the clip, PPP characterizes southern Ohio as indistinguishable from TN, and, as such, basically the deep south. You'll never catch me shitting on Southerners for being Southerners, I actually have something of an affection for the Southern states, but while I am not speaking as a Southerner, keep the South outcha mouf.

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my only gripe with Ohio is the age of consent law and the amount of local voters who do nothing about it and raise their children there
 
Rick Nekieta said:
they sure as fuck don't extend to Canadians of all people.
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PPP's is just jealous of people who get to share meals with others. Also his entire enjoyment out of life is from factories in the Midwest. I mean look at this evidence clear as day. Tennessee is pretty close to Ohio. Longitude alone they are effectively both the 'Midwest'. Just own up to it PPP. You survive off our delicious corn products!!!!!
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jewsernotfound said:
my only gripe with Ohio is the age of consent law and the amount of local voters who do nothing about it and raise their children there
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A fair critique, but shitting on a Mom and Pop diner, or at most a local chain, is something that grinds my gears. The pig who ubereats his fast food has no business ridiculing a wholesome midwestern diner.

Added in edit: I am partially vindicated on an earlier post where I was questioning my memory. I am watching snippets from the 8/5/22 stream, prior to the Salt Papi fight and subsequent Boxed Wine Gate, and the dialogue between Ashton and Andy resembles an actual dialogue. Andy, when allowed to speak (as dumb as his thoughts can be), does much better at avoiding howler monkey antics. Make of that what you will. My theory on why Andy was allowed full dialogue privileges at this time is that PPP was seeking his half of the Papi purse and was glazing Andy during the time the fight was announced and the time that Andy got KO'ed in 28.89 seconds, also known as a Standard Andy Boxing Unit or SABU. It does appear that this brief window was the ONLY time Andy was given dialogue privileges.
Point of trivia: On 8/5/22, it had been 1254 days since ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP.
 
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Joshua Connor Tomar said:
idk have you seen how short the loop is on his pixel panel.
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facetious, adjective, fa·ce·tious fə-ˈsē-shəs​


1: joking or jesting often inappropriately : waggish
just being facetious

2: meant to be humorous or funny : not serious
a facetious remark

Added in edit: BANNER CHANGED!!!!
 
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stupid frog said:
I don't have a screen cap, cause I was on my phone. Source: Trust me.

I saw a comment about Andy streaming CP on the YouTube comments (clip channel). I bet if you try to post it there now, it's wordfilter ban.
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who would leave such a comment...

added it edit: if you're looking for the correct word to test the wordfilter, i believe this mystery person steered clear of saying CP and likely said something about the 35gb of material...just a theory
 
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Ashton brought all of this upon himself. He had a good thing going: he did his fun 480p phone videos where he stirred the pot and goofed on e-celebs who took themselves too seriously, all the while making use of his natural talent at PPPreaching. Then he started cutting videos where he brought in his schizo buddy to spout out white nationalist takes and gave himself a digital footprint that is going to haunt him for years if he ever tries to leave the internet and get a real job. Then he had to nuke his relatively sustainable living situation, meaning he had no choice but to completely sell out and in his desperation team up with Andy Warski knowing full well he LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/2019.

Even then he could probably have kept things going good. Their formula worked, it just required effort. The fuck ralph festival was absolutely hilarious. Even Metokur thought they were hot shit and gave them a boost on multiple occasions. But of course, Ashton got lazy and took the path of least resistance because he could. Why bother putting effort into the show when you can read off a KF thread, have Warski who LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/2019 clap like a seal, and rake in the donos? Any time he tried to do his old schtick Warski cut him off to say something stupid or read a dono.

Then when the views started dropping off he got another lucky break as Rekieta's downward spiral gave him a content goldmine. He still took it for granted, made the sake mistakes, and now he's right back to running a failing show. He's largely viewed as a toothless has-been, and he's saddled with a co-host who in addition to being an absolute charisma vacuum who embarrasses him at every turn is largely know for having LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/2019.

I have zero sympathy for this halfwit. He wastes every opportunity he gets by getting instantaneously complacent. He couldn't settle for just being some guy on the internet but he isn't willing to put in the hard work to actually make a name for himself as a media personality. He may be even dumber than Warski.
 
DrearyDoomguy said:
I have zero sympathy for this halfwit. He wastes every opportunity he gets by getting instantaneously complacent. He couldn't settle for just being some guy on the internet but he isn't willing to put in the hard work to actually make a name for himself as a media personality. He may be even dumber than Warski.
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First of all i mean, he chose Andy Warski as his fucking partner. That's the biggest mistake anyone can do in his entire fucking life. You could literally pick a random fucking bum in the street that cant stop schizoposting and he will be an infinitely better cohost than Tardski. Also that comes with the benefit that HE DIDNT LIVESTREAM CP LIKE ANDY WARSKI ON 2/28/2019. Aside that they had fucking NUMEROUS and i mean NUMEROUS strokes of fucking luck and they squandered every single one of them. At the end of the day it's the sektur. PEOPLE HERE WANT BLOOD. WE DON'T LIKE SITTING DUCKS, WE LIKE PEOPLE THAT PUNCH UP AGAINST OTHERS THAT CAN RETALIATE WITH JANNIES AND BROOMS AND GAY OPS, OR JUST STRAIGHT UP FUCKING WITH FUNNY TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE, DOESN'T MATTER IF ITS 1 VIEWER 10 VIEWER OR 1 MILLION VIEWER. ROWW ROWWWW FIGHT THE POWAAAA. THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE OVER HERE. AT THE END OF THE DAY ALL THESE LOLCOWS ARE FUCKING BORING. I CANT FUCKING INTERACT WITH THAT SHIT AND THEIR COMMENTARY DOESN'T OFFER ANYTHING THAT SOMEONE HASN'T SAID BEFORE OR ANYTHING THAT I CONSIDER EXCITING. BUT WHAT I CAN INTERACT WITH IS THESE TWO SHMUCKS THROUGH THIS FUCKING THREAD AND I AM GOING TO CRUSH THEIR SOULS CAUSE I SMELL BLOOD IN THE WATER. AND THAT'S WHY THE FUCKING SHOW IS DYING, THEY HAVE THIS GAY DONGA-ESQUE HUGBOX FULL OF NIGGERAIDS AND CP AND THEY ARE HIDING LIKE BITCHES BECAUSE NOW IT'S THEIR HEADS ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK. ITS SO FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL , EVEN WHEN THEIR TOOTHLESS TARGETS ARE INSULTING THEM THEY ARE CLIPPING THEM OUT WHENEVER THEY SAY SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT THEM. LET ALONE THE FARMS THESE NIGGERS CANT EVEN HANDLE RTU OR FUCKING LORD BALLDO REKIETA GIVING HIS HOT TAKE ABOUT THE CASINO. ITS SO FUCKING PATHETIC. I CANT WAIT FOR ANDY WARSKI TO GO TO JAIL.
 
Unless it's video games or current internet/youtube content Warski is oblivious. Godwinson had it 100% right in saying that he knew nothing of history,movies or anything someone of his age should be able to catch in references.

He also LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/2019
 
Okay, now that I've had a day off AND a lengthy nap, I am going to try to get the recap of the 7/19/22 PowerChatGate fiasco involving Janny Jim out real soon. I watched the stream at double speed earlier, now I just have to do a recap. I see they have a new promo out and I'm starting to realize it is looking like 2014/2015 Ben Shapiro Youtube vids were the titles were like "Ben Shapiro BULLDOZES Palestinian encampment with facts and logic!!!" with their multiple exclamation points per vid title. Anyhow, I'll get going on that writeup and see you at show time. I just had to ridicule titles like

"REKEITA FIGHTS AARON!?! RALPH RETIRES! GOES TO REHAB! CUCKADA NEW PM! IDUBBBZ WOKESPLAINS CANADA!"
 
Oooh you bet the thinniest skinned mofos of the sektur will not be happy about this banner change. Warski is going to spend the entire weekend having p-p-panic attacks
 
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