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Ashton and Andy are the definitions of the one eyed kings in the land of the blind. They both have an absolute laundry list of shortcomings that make them unappealing to even semi-functional adults, but make them veritable gods amongst the highly degenerate paypigs. I am reminded of the King of the Hill episode where Bill goes to jail, only to find out that his largely dysfunctional life is a paragon of success compared to that of his cellmates. They are just dysfunctional enough to be written off by sane/functional people, but just impressive enough in their respective wheelhouses to impress the lowest form of humanity: the loathsome paypig.
Except that MM was likely making more than them as a Travel nurse in California.
 
In the KC chat today they are already saying they plan to start streaming as late as the 6th of January, don't be surprised if this drags into February with no show.

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From "Kinomas" to "who streams on Christmas week?"
Yea if you're a regular person I agree probably streaming isn't the best use of your time but isn't this their job? You're not a child anymore. People have to work on Christmas week. Some even work on Christmas Eve. Very late I may add.
Andy must be on another bender :story: There's nothing else stopping them from streaming. Those two bozos have nothing else to do. No family, no job, no responsibilities outside of paying bills. Busy playing games with paypiggies on discord? Don't make me laugh.
 
Except that MM was likely making more than them as a Travel nurse in California.
Income is one metric of functional, but far from the only one. Even internal to itself, a guy who makes 50K/year, invests 20% of his income and has a quarter million net worth is better than a guy who makes 100K/year and is a half a mil in debt. Even if MM pulled a mil a year, his proclivities put him below a humble earner with a good head on his/her shoulders. MM could win the lottery and he'd be broke in 2 years because he's a loathsome hedonist. This is not even to mention the far more pressing elephant in the room, which is his extreme coomery and extreme perversions. Whatever mistakes those of us posting here have made, we can all take solace in the fact that we're less fucked in the head than MM.
 
If there is a large contingent of Canadian males that are as incompetent as Ashton and Andy, I definitely understand why they import jeets by the thousand. They really think they don’t have to work. Paypigs enable this slovenly behavior. If anything, males should work outside of the home and scarcely at a computer.
 
If there is a large contingent of Canadian males that are as incompetent as Ashton and Andy, I definitely understand why they import jeets by the thousand. They really think they don’t have to work. Paypigs enable this slovenly behavior. If anything, males should work outside of the home and scarcely at a computer.
NEET entitlement is a problem, to be sure, but mass imports don't solve the problem and wouldn't be justified if they did. If mass importation of jeets solved problems, you wouldn't have extreme examples like the Liquor Board of Ontario strike. Even if they did solve the problem, the ability to dodge the concerns of your domestic citizenry by appealing to foreign citizenry does an end run around the cause and effect that eventually leads to one or both sides making concessions. NEETs have a hodgepodge of legitimate, partially legitimate and unreasonable grievances that deserve to be analyzed on the basis of the individual claims. "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" is oversimplistic, but an element in a reasonable solution. "Okay Boomer" has a degree of merit, but treating it like some absolute trump card has the same level of entitlement that the Boomers exhibited. Being able to avoid this ideological clash by outsourcing is weaksauce.
 
If there is a large contingent of Canadian males that are as incompetent as Ashton and Andy, I definitely understand why they import jeets by the thousand. They really think they don’t have to work. Paypigs enable this slovenly behavior. If anything, males should work outside of the home and scarcely at a computer.
You have it reversed and understated. They imported jeets by the *millions*, therefore many people both can't work even when they want to, or said "fuck it, I'm going to be a bum and let the poo horde and shit government fund my lifestyle". I don't like NEETs because every one that I've met have been depressive wastrels that don't want to do anything to better their lives, but I also don't blame NEETs for not wanting to work in this country given the circumstances. @Rick Nekieta basically covered everything else I could say.

Between a jeet, Andy, and Ashton, they have the same capabilities and work ethic as one another. My choice between the 3 of them is flush the poo and lock the other two in the Cope Cabin for the rest of winter as punishment for content cuckery of the highest order.
 
If there is a large contingent of Canadian males that are as incompetent as Ashton and Andy, I definitely understand why they import jeets by the thousand. They really think they don’t have to work. Paypigs enable this slovenly behavior. If anything, males should work outside of the home and scarcely at a computer.
apparently the canadian government subsidizes foriegn workers so the pajeets actually work for less than minimum wage in canada.
 
Casino sister's where's the stream dabbing on Cokeita? Where is it, is it OVER NOOOO BUDDY ITS OVER THE CASINOS CLOSED THERE BUD SHUT IT DOWN THESE NIGGERS WONT STEAM AGAIN COKESKI IS RIPPING RIKEITA LINES AS WE SPEAK
 
Casino sister's where's the stream dabbing on Cokeita? Where is it, is it OVER NOOOO BUDDY ITS OVER THE CASINOS CLOSED THERE BUD SHUT IT DOWN THESE NIGGERS WONT STEAM AGAIN COKESKI IS RIPPING RIKEITA LINES AS WE SPEAK
I unironically believe they are going to try to position their break as 5D chess, that they were waiting for something as juicy as the Rackets foreclosure to stream, passing up nothing burgers like the Fuentes gunman.
Also, fuck jeets and fuck NEETS.

Added in edit: As of this moment, I can confidently say that my net worth is higher than that of my avatar by a large margin. Fuck you Rackets.
 
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MERRY CRISTMAS KIWIFARMS AND A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JEEBUS:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gk_UlOUmzI0
i miss when the show was actually good

1) Holy fuck is Fleming ever Jeeted out. They lost 30 programs this year because of International Student Visa limits and their brochure is a sea of brown. Yuck.
2) Yes, it seems college is just advanced high school and university is for a more skilled career path. This seems to be evidenced by average earnings of graduates as I look at samples of both colleges and universities.
3) It is absolutely Ashton's fault that he went to a shit university and it is more about learned helplessness than stupidity. Much like he refuses to learn OBS, he refuses to just cram for tests the way he crams food in his gullet.
4) If my avatar, one of the worst amalgamations of genetic material to ever exist, can get into a law school (however disgraced that school may be), literally anyone can. If he were serious, he could have border hopped and came down to America. Although, believe it or not most law school graduates struggle for a long time, law is really an oversaturated field.
5) BEEJAMS!!! BEEJAMS!!!! BEEJAMS!!!!!
I actually believe this about the law school thing. My cousin is a total retard and she became a lawyer somehow...
 
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I unironically believe they are going to try to position their break as 5D chess, that they were waiting for something as juicy as the Rackets foreclosure to stream, passing up nothing burgers like the Fuentes gunman.
Also, fuck jeets and fuck NEETS.

Added in edit: As of this moment, I can confidently say that my net worth is higher than that of my avatar by a large margin. Fuck you Rackets.
I highly doubt that. His grandfather was worth 9 figures when he died and most of that went to a trust so it couldn't be spent down to nothing. Remember Nick had a nanny that was spend $3,000 a month on snacks for the family. This was at a time when he also wasn't streaming for income and if you believe his buddies a $20,000 a month coke budget. If he has any financial issues its because his parents cut him off from the trust.
 
I'm convinced by this point, people who are lawyers just have good memories or something.
My attorney is cheap as hell, but you gotta consider that he bills me for a full hour for like 5 or 10 minutes of questions, so his rate by the minute is actually astronomical.

I highly doubt that. His grandfather was worth 9 figures when he died and most of that went to a trust so it couldn't be spent down to nothing. Remember Nick had a nanny that was spend $3,000 a month on snacks for the family. This was at a time when he also wasn't streaming for income and if you believe his buddies a $20,000 a month coke budget. If he has any financial issues its because his parents cut him off from the trust.
Yeah, if you factor future trust disbursements into the equation, my moment of glory is gone.
 
Rekieta was so determined to starve KC out of content which could have saved their show that he refused to stream and make money even at the cost of losing his house.

Then Rekieta demonstrated he was even more determined than people thought to starve KC out of content which could have saved their show by refusing to stream and make money even at the cost of losing his other house.
 
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Rekieta was so determined to starve KC out of content which could have saved their show that he refused to stream and make money even at the cost of losing his house.

Then Rekieta demonstrated he was even more determined than people thought to starve KC out of content which could have saved their show that he refused to stream and make money even at the cost of losing his other house.
Well was he wrong? We got no streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam
 
Rekieta was so determined to starve KC out of content which could have saved their show that he refused to stream and make money even at the cost of losing his house.

Then Rekieta demonstrated he was even more determined than people thought to starve KC out of content which could have saved their show by refusing to stream and make money even at the cost of losing his other house.
I'd guess his parents are the executors of the grandfather's trust and they told him no streams and no ape or they'd cut him off. He couldn't stay away from ape so they cut him off leading to the current financial difficulties he is experiencing. But, he took this out pre depp trial when he was making a cars worth of money in a day so he should've been able to pay it off easily.
 
I unironically believe they are going to try to position their break as 5D chess, that they were waiting for something as juicy as the Rackets foreclosure to stream, passing up nothing burgers like the Fuentes gunman.
Also, fuck jeets and fuck NEETS.

truth nuke fuck jeets. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH BUDDY A-A-Andy FOOOK-K-Kin WARKSKI HAS FFF-FALL-LL-LLEN O-OFF THE -THE wa-WA-wa_wag-g-gon it's so over kasino sisters. EXCEPT OH WAIT ANDY WARSKI IS DOING COKE IRONICALLY THERE BUD LETS GET SOME SUBS!!! I can't believe I ever doubted the paypig effect. These niggas are cooked.
 
These guys take so many vacations it is actually ridiculous. I think also from what I watched of the last stream that the pay pigs just where not donating as much as they are normally accustomed to. So I think this is also partially to let their base replenish their superchat money. The streams with Steve I have enjoyed but also he does stuff on his own page, which we don’t have to worry about derailment in terms of the show. Granted they are a lot better in terms of derailing things opposed to a couple of years back, but Pauseski kills me at some points. Also the Nerds on the Go and IDubz segments are at points to me unfucking bearable. Which I ever tune out when it’s live or I skip the entire chunk all together.

Concerning the college to university thing, yeah college is typically like an associate level type of thing here. Good for skill trades or certain health care type jobs. University is more or less for the white collar level jobs, but in terms of quality the schools are jeeted the fuck out here.

The amount of them roaming around is insane and the locals can’t stand em because they just clash with the general culture overall in every respect. The broken English, body odour, and curry smell is off the charts. Also they take up any of the public housing for their education endeavours. The schools mainly pander to them because they pay like 5 times to tuition opposed to the locals. Which for the quality of the schools is actually insane to me when I think about it more in depth. Working with some of these people they are by far one of the most underdeveloped in terms of work ethic possible. They are by far even terrible in respect of what they are imported to do, but they are cheap less than minimum wage labour. So they would rather pay them than the local white guy anyways.

I digress though, concerning their streams I actually like it when Ashton starts taking in terms to the political situation in leaf land currently. He knows quite a bit in terms of Canadian law so I think he could of made a decent paralegal to start and maybe branch into trying to challenge the bar to get into law school if he upgraded to a university. Though that requires some level of self restraint and the pinnacle of his success totally does alienated him to go that path. At the same time though, legal jobs are very difficult even if passed all of those bench marks are extremely difficult to find and especially in this cluster fuck province, so he is better off with this avenue. Leaf Land in terms of what the average white people are concerned is a complete 180 nightmare hell scape that resembles nothing that was remembered in generations past. Even racking the leaves these days you have to careful of the amount of dog turds that would get stuck in your rack.
 
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