💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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im not usually sexually attracted to black women really, and wouldn’t be interested in paying hard earned $ to even bother. But it’s unfair to say that all black hookers are dirty and gross. I’m sure you could get some fine Nolitic featured goddess for the right $ in Vegas
Try imagining the voice this user had in his head while writing this lmao
 
You sound like Ralph sperging on that Mundane Matt call with Jim. "You wuz legit, Medicare! Now ur a sellout, grifting and selling hats, bish" Yes, Old PPP had passion in his eyes and fire in his (big) gut. He also was a dysfunctional alcoholic stoner who had gotten so drunk he showed his bleached anus on stream, and later had a violent domestic dispute with his gay co-host/roommate/lover. The sad truth is - you can't live off shitposts.
Also, free = true and honest is one of the oldest copes on the Internet, usually used by failed grifters themselves.



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"THERE AINT NO BACK IN THE DAY, NIGGA. AINT NO NOSTALGIA TO THIS SHIT HERE. THERE'S JUST THE GRIFT, AND DA SEKTUR, AND THE DRAMA HAPPENING HERE TODAY."
FAWK YEAH. THERE AINT NOTHING THATS REAL BUT THE MONEY AND THE MILES, BISH! I SPILLED MORE LIQUOR ON MY SHOES THAN THE GIGILO SPILLED ON SUFFAH HORSE'S BACK, MEDICARE!

Ashton and Andy should just say "Yep. We did it." and keep it pushing. Andy banging tranny hookers and Ashton filming from the cuck corner is dead on fucking brand. It's exactly who they have said they are for years. I don't even understand why it's a scandal.

Andy and Ash, just stream and quit blocking people online you stupid monkeys. Just say "Yeah it was great." and move on. No one cares.
 
Because they probably sold other ideas to the crackwhore and the potato.
At the end of all this they will only have each other, and maybe not even that. The sektur is the anvil and the streamers are just hammers wearing themselves out against it.

Anyone making kawntent in da sektur should know that any other outcome is wishful thinking. It gets them all in the end. Not one sektur streamer has ever got the good ending, ever.

However they can keep the grift alive. The grift goes on forever and the lemons never end. The grift will outlive their relationships, 100%.
 
At the end of all this they will only have each other, and maybe not even that. The sektur is the anvil and the streamers are just hammers wearing themselves out against it.

Anyone making kawntent in da sektur should know that any other outcome is wishful thinking. It gets them all in the end. Not one sektur streamer has ever got the good ending, ever.

However they can keep the grift alive. The grift goes on forever and the lemons never end. The grift will outlive their relationships, 100%.
Honestly I think if they are being reasonably smart and have put away some money intelligently, they can exit eventually. I think PPP could at least, Andy seems more addicted to the parasocial aspect of streaming whereas I get the impression PPP likes what he does but wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't profitable at this point.

The main thing that swallows up sektur characters is substance abuse, criminal acts, and sex tapes. At least two are needed to unlock the sektur bad ending. The neutral ending is probably just getting off the internet eventually and not being broke by that point. No good ending exists. I could see Andy contuining to stream video games to a dwindling audience for 20 years but I don't see PPP doing that alongside him, he seems too aware of the patheticness of begging for pennies.
 
Honestly I think if they are being reasonably smart and have put away some money intelligently, they can exit eventually. I think PPP could at least, Andy seems more addicted to the parasocial aspect of streaming whereas I get the impression PPP likes what he does but wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't profitable at this point.

The main thing that swallows up sektur characters is substance abuse, criminal acts, and sex tapes. At least two are needed to unlock the sektur bad ending. The neutral ending is probably just getting off the internet eventually and not being broke by that point. No good ending exists. I could see Andy contuining to stream video games to a dwindling audience for 20 years but I don't see PPP doing that alongside him, he seems too aware of the patheticness of begging for pennies.
Substance abuse check. The starfish tape is 0.5x because noone else was involved in the making of it. So they unlock sektur bad ending if something surfaces from the Vegas orgy. Which i have to say that their behavior about this whole thing is really fucking weird. Something happened there other than our speculations in thread which they don't want people to dig further. Something bigger than the paypig orgy. Because to me ok it still doesn't make sense. Why not come more public with this at this point other than passing tweets about it. Something further happened there which they desperately dont want out.
 
I think so ABG

With everything withstanding it seems foolish to drop an opportunity to make some serious cash when the attention is on you. The fact they aren't grabbing onto a really good grifting opporunity makes me even more suspicious. And if anyone has checked we're on yet another day without a cat retweet. I've been using this as a personal way to gauge the panic behind the scenes.
 
That's gay as fuck. It's excactly this grifting mindset that makes everything so fucking boring and retarded. Remember when they werent even taking donos how much better old PPP content was before he revealed his true PPPig grifter self. I am not bound here in a posting schedule or have paypigs to cater to. I just shitpost when i feel like it and whatever the fuck i feel like posting, that makes my posts genuine. That's excactly what the old gang did
Based, I agree with this. It’s unironically soulful sektur vs souless sektur. No one even argues in VC anymore, they all hide in their echo chambers and talk shit and collect donos, it’s lame but at the same time I can’t say I blame anyone. I’d rather make 8k dollars for a 4 hour show then make a bunch of nerds on a forum think I’m cool.

PPP and Andy are smart to just leave it all behind and investigate new cows, the alien stuff has been good, the sektur is truly dead and gone forever.
 
Substance abuse check. The starfish tape is 0.5x because noone else was involved in the making of it. So they unlock sektur bad ending if something surfaces from the Vegas orgy. Which i have to say that their behavior about this whole thing is really fucking weird. Something happened there other than our speculations in thread which they don't want people to dig further. Something bigger than the paypig orgy. Because to me ok it still doesn't make sense. Why not come more public with this at this point other than passing tweets about it. Something further happened there which they desperately dont want out.
I think the substance abuse is 0.5x or less. They show up to their shows sober and if they were in it like Ralph, Rekieta, or RTU that probably wouldn't be the case. I'll keep it at half since I can't really comment on whether Andy truly is sober offstream, but they're functional and have continued to be for a while now, and their substance usage hasn't killed their viewership which is what happened to the others.

You could kind of count being fat as substance abuse but PPP doesn't seem to be getting fatter, and he isn't pounding burgers on stream or anything, so he's managing.

I'm not too sold on there being a huge bombshell they're concealing, I think it's more likely what others have speculated that Andy is being spergy and afraid to lose face. Their whole brand is about being ex-lolcows so they may still be figuring out what affect they want to adopt for addressing it. If there was a huge bombshell I can't imagine why the players behind the gayop wouldn't lead with it. Remember that people have been trying to make Sam Hyde out to be a pedophile for years now, to not much avail, because the alleged victim is a schizo who couldn't even coherently substantiate it on MATI.
 
Based, I agree with this. It’s unironically soulful sektur vs souless sektur. No one even argues in VC anymore, they all hide in their echo chambers and talk shit and collect donos, it’s lame but at the same time I can’t say I blame anyone. I’d rather make 8k dollars for a 4 hour show then make a bunch of nerds on a forum think I’m cool.

PPP and Andy are smart to just leave it all behind and investigate new cows, the alien stuff has been good, the sektur is truly dead and gone forever.
Personally i'd rather work a job and remain true to myself and have my dignity, my pride and my integrity intact. You can make way more money anyway in the real world. But even if you couldn't it's really about what depths you are willing to debase yourself at in order to win i guess internet goodboy points and money. See i'll post something and there is going to be people that agree and people that disagree and i am not going to shift my postings in order to cater to either side. THEY WILL, because they are grifters and it's not even about making people on the forum think you are cool really that's also something grifters want mostly and attention whores. It's more about having fun. Since we aren't bound by the same shackles these people we poke for our entertainment are we can actually have enjoyment out of this, and when it's just dead and buried we can just stop posting. THEY CAN'T. Personally i think this organic version of content creation is way more healthy than what KC is doing and actually the wider streaming and youtube griftosphere. It's why everything is so homosexual nowadays, with advertisers and sponsors setting the rules like we are on TV or some shit again.
 
Personally i'd rather work a job and remain true to myself and have my dignity, my pride and my integrity intact. You can make way more money anyway in the real world. But even if you couldn't it's really about what depths you are willing to debase yourself at in order to win i guess internet goodboy points and money. See i'll post something and there is going to be people that agree and people that disagree and i am not going to shift my postings in order to cater to either side. THEY WILL, because they are grifters and it's not even about making people on the forum think you are cool really that's also something grifters want mostly and attention whores. It's more about having fun. Since we aren't bound by the same shackles these people we poke for our entertainment are we can actually have enjoyment out of this, and when it's just dead and buried we can just stop posting. THEY CAN'T. Personally i think this organic version of content creation is way more healthy than what KC is doing and actually the wider streaming and youtube griftosphere. It's why everything is so homosexual nowadays, with advertisers and sponsors setting the rules like we are on TV or some shit again.
While I agree and wouldn't encourage anyone to be a streamer, it's not like most jobs involve huge amounts of dignity these days. Outside of smaller more conservatives businesses, you are in for workplace gossip by strung out lunatics, respecting tranny pronouns, and being rewarded with 1% yearly raises and a pizza party. I can see the appeal of doing a job where you are having at least some fun and have some creative control. You'd be forced to pretend you like niggers and trannies at work every day anyway. I wouldn't be a streamer or encourage anyone else to, but I can see why certain people would, especially ex-lolcows.
 
It's been known for a while that Warski kept a private Discord full of paypiggies but ho-lee I didn't expect it to be that wild. He really took the whole parasocial schtick to a new level.

Turns out, Medicare Masochist was sponsoring full blown orgies in Vegas!

The concerning part is there are people so obsessed with these circus freaks they fantasize about losing their virginities while their e-daddies are watching.
 
I think the substance abuse is 0.5x or less. They show up to their shows sober and if they were in it like Ralph, Rekieta, or RTU that probably wouldn't be the case. I'll keep it at half since I can't really comment on whether Andy truly is sober offstream, but they're functional and have continued to be for a while now, and their substance usage hasn't killed their viewership which is what happened to the others.

You could kind of count being fat as substance abuse but PPP doesn't seem to be getting fatter, and he isn't pounding burgers on stream or anything, so he's managing.

I'm not too sold on there being a huge bombshell they're concealing, I think it's more likely what others have speculated that Andy is being spergy and afraid to lose face. Their whole brand is about being ex-lolcows so they may still be figuring out what affect they want to adopt for addressing it. If there was a huge bombshell I can't imagine why the players behind the gayop wouldn't lead with it. Remember that people have been trying to make Sam Hyde out to be a pedophile for years now, to not much avail, because the alleged victim is a schizo who couldn't even coherently substantiate it on MATI.
Idk time will tell but you have to admit something just doesn't add up right now. If this admittedly hillarious thing is all, they would definitely have made like 2 streams about it by now. Something ain't right here.
 
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Idk time will tell but you have to admit something just doesn't add up right now. If this admittedly hillarious thing is all, they would definitely have made like 2 streams about it by now. Something ain't right here.
It could go either way but I still think their detractors would've dropped the big guns by now. Just seems like a salty gay op. It's in the same vein as what Nick is trying to do to Aaron honestly, in that the information is embarrassing but doesn't really cross monumental moral boundaries. I wouldn't be surprised if he had some involvement.
 
. It's why everything is so homosexual nowadays, with advertisers and sponsors setting the rules like we are on TV or some shit again
the keffals silence they had along with iirc using "she her" was the epitome of that. it is really sad because alot of them honestly thought they could make that deal with the devil and have the same internet where they could say and do as they please. and now they have to respect her prostate, sure theres some relief from it now with a cultural shift but thats not really agency thats mercy.
Idk time will tell but you have to admit something just doesn't add up right now. If this admittedly hillarious thing is all, they would definitely have made like 2 streams about it by now. Something ain't right here.
i think andy is just embarrassed as shit and maybe ppp is letting it blow off a bit and helping andy to accept that its known so when they come back he doesnt go "ah abortski69 and abortskisdeadniglet you f-f-fawks are f-f-f-awkin banned!" its pretty typical of andy to retreat in a little pillow fort if he doesnt outright sperg out
 
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You know what would make this whole story just S-tier peak content for the corpse of the sektur?

If someone managed to find the prostitute in question and get her side of the story.

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Andy seems more addicted to the parasocial aspect of streaming whereas I get the impression PPP likes what he does but wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't profitable at this point.
“The Kino Casino audience hates Andy, but they like PPP. And funny enough, Andy actually likes the audience, but PPP hates the audience” - Jesse PS
 
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Metokur Masochist's pornsickness EXPOSED: The comfortably "bicurious" high roller bankrolling the Kino Casino and their Vegas PPP Diddy party with "mannish" prostitutes!

Listen it isnt about that, it's not your typical las vegas escapades. You are looking it from the wrong lens. What makes this so hillarious is that this orgy was orchestrated by a paypig in order to fulfill his sexual fantasy, and these shmucks went along with it.

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"my preference is still chick on chick or shemale on chick, but I guess I have watched him/her get fucked by a dude. I figured since anal goes for both genders it wasnt much of a thing. [...] I think ultimately, if im bicurious at all because of that, Im comfortable with my life and sexuality. [...] Even if it is smaller bisexual tendencies, I am comfortable in my skin and my wife and I are really fucking happy together[...]"
- Metokur Masochist


Background (for reference - can be skipped for people following thread)

Metokur Masochist has long been infamous as the former Nick Rekieta fan who has been bankrolling the Kino Casino for years. Last year, Andy Warski foolishly displayed DMs with Metokur Masochist on screen which included his phone number, allowing Mexican journalist Ethan Ralph to reveal the Kino Casino's top benefactor:

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It was recently revealed, following the defection of Andy Warski's former co-host and years-long friend Kyler along with 2 former top Casino paypigs, that in June of last year Andy Warski and PPP met up with the paypigs in Las Vegas for a weekend of debauchery, including an orgy in their suite at the Bellagio with two prostitutes, one of whom was described as "mannish", with PPP sitting around watching the debauchery instead of participating!
Since Iron is done with the Vegas vacation story, here are my notes about the whole thing :
  • Andy had a meltdown at the beginning of their vacation at 6 in the morning about Liana might be cheating on him, this is after a month in the relationship
  • PPP has to sleep on two beds by himself
  • Andy cheated on Liana with black hookers
  • Andy and the paypigs have some kind of diddy party with the black hookers. Iron said he didn't participate and stay in his own room.
  • PPP also didn't participate with the black hookers but he did stay in the same room and watch the whole thing
  • A paypig (can't remember their name) couldn't finish it with the hooker since he's a virgin. Iron said she was bored and on the phone the whole time so Andy had to come to save his paypig by pushing him from the back
  • Metokur Masochist lost a $20 poker game and spent 3 hours sulking in his own room
  • Ashton stole $300 worth of casino chips from Metokur Masochist
  • Andy brought up sektur related discussion during the Vegas trip while PPP brought up Surfer
  • Metokur Masochist was uncomfortable hearing words like faggot, autistic, and nigger. Iron said he's a liberal
  • Metokur Masochist refused to give his ID while check-in to the resort and told the receptionist that he and the others just met from online and use alias name. Mind you everybody knows each other real name before this
  • Andy brought up the time Jaden cried while on the call with him and PPP during the vacation

Discord logs leaked by Kyler confirmed that Metokur Masochist paid about $23,630 for the weekend!

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The Bellagio suite was COMPED!
The two "mannish" black hookers were COMPED!
The casino chips were COMPED!

And eventually..... PPP basically admitted everything.

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The Metokur Masochist FunnyJunk Files:

But.... what's the REAL context behind the already infamous PPP Diddy party featuring an orgy between the hosts of the Kino Casino and their top paypigs in Las Vegas?

The Kino Casino's top benefactor declares himself "comfortable" with being "bicurious" says he enjoys " well transitioned shemales", admits his own penis "looks small", admits gooning to "futa" and "shemale" pornography, defends Shadman, posted a personal on a "Hookup or Hangout" thread wanting to meet up with a "nu male" to watch him have sex AND MORE!

And it gets worse.
He did this all on FunnyJunk.

As I later figured out, the easiest way to trace Metokur Masochist from the Kino Casino all the way to his sordid FunnyJunk account is through Warski's Steam profile. The account "warskigames" (Steam url "warski", Steam ID 76561198062935404) has a list of friends which include e-celebs like Jim Metokur and a handful of known top paypigs.

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There's one user that might not immediately stand out, and that's talldumbdork95 (Steam ID 76561198019529126).
This is Metokur Masochist.

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We see that talldumbdork95 lists his name as "Josh" and is part of The Official FunnyJunk Group on Steam. But it turns out that Metokur Masochist has reused the username "talldumbdork" accross multiple websites, including FunnyJunk and MySpace.

Here is his MySpace account with the username "talldumbdork", with his name (Josh Gault) and city (Elk Grove, CA) matching the Joshua Gault who Warski/Ralph exposed as Metokur Masochist.
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One of his top friends on MySpace also has a first name and last initial matching that of his later wife also located in Elk Grove.

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Unfortunately, Metokur Masochist reused the username "talldumbdork" on FunnyJunk. From his archived posts, one can determine that he is a male nurse from California whose wife works for Apple and is a Mister Metokur fan, all of which match up with verifiable details about Metokur Masochist.

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The years-long porn obsession of Metokur Masochist AKA "talldumbdork"

One thing Metokur Masochist loves to do on FunnyJunk is talk about his love of very specific types of pornography, especially that of the "shemale" and "futanari" variety, which he did for years, going back to at least 2015.

In 2015 Metokur Masochist insisted that he had "limits to how gay it gets", since he was married to a woman, but conceded: "I dont like anything going in a dudes asshole but im okay if its a dude that looks like a woman."

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In a discussion about "Asian traps" in 2018, Metokur Masochist suggested that his wife was not involved in his porn consumption: "Nothing wrong with vanilla. My wife is vanilla im a bit more into a few popular kinks, but generally dont like hardcore kinks. [...] Who cares if people call you gay or bi, we only live once, jack it to whatever floats your boat."

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By 2019, Metokur Masochist appears to have admitted that he had attempted to introduce his wife to this pornography: "They have shemale on female stuff [...] My wife who is all female has also checked stuff out with me. Just a side kink."

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In 2020 Metokur Masochist was informed by a fellow bisexual FunnyJunk user that he was "definitely in the bisexual area of things".

Metokur Masochist declared that he was "comfortable" with being "bicurious" or having "smaller bisexual tendencies", saying "I figured since anal goes for both genders it wasnt much of a thing."

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Here is more musing on the same topic, there are so many that I don't want to provide a summary for each screenshot.

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It appears he may have flirted with a "trap", or a woman he believed was a "trap" but was in fact a "grill", in 2017 on FunnyJunk, but it's hard to tell what happened because other two users involved in the chain deleted their comments. The last message Metokur Masochist said was a joke about being outside the other user's window, but with a text spoiler saying "I looked at your profile and nsfw pictures".

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Metokur Masochist also said that he "I prefer a feminine penis as I am as straight as a wet noodle":

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Metokur Masochist also appeared to defend incest pornography in a message from 2017. The comment he is replying to has been deleted, but the image associated with the post itself is still up; it appears to be a set of images from an anime called "Eromanga Sensei", a "romantic comedy" anime between a 15 year-old and his 12 year old sister (or step-sister, I have no idea)

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Here is the page for the show on a site called MyAnimeList and an excerpt from a critical review on the site:

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Here is some discussion about frames of a sus manga:

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Metokur Masochist AKA "talldumbdork" posts a personal in a "Hangout or Hookup" thread looking for a "nu male" to watch him have sex:

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NOTE: According to a participant in the debauched Kino Casino Vegas trip, PPP sat and watched Andy and the paypig(s) participate in an orgy with the 2 prostitutes, one of whom was described as "mannish". I don't think it was stated why he decided to sit and watch without participating himself, but it was described as appearing odd by the paypig defector.

Metokur Masochist AKA "talldumbdork" discusses his small looking penis:

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Metokur Masochist AKA "talldumbdork" defends Shadman:

Metokur Masochist says that although "Shadman does weird and shock value art all the time", he defends his work as "its all fake, and occasionally something good and slightly more normal."

He later conceded that Shadman may be "evil and gross", but that "doesn't mean he doesn't make a gem once in a while."

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I can feel literally zero sympathy for this fucking sped. Having negative opsec with accounts that lead directly to all sorts of perverted sexual degeneracy when you're the top paypig for a Sektur show and going to Vegas to have Abortski shove you inside of hookers is unironically probably one of the most retarded things I've seen ever happen in Da Sektur.

This shit feels like a fucking soap opera. And he has a wife too?
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