💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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urr13 account said:
The real issue facing the Casino is Flake's incompetence, you click on a clip about a certain topic based on the thumbnail/title and the first 10 minutes are completely unrelated. If they go on a tangent during the live show its fun but if a tangent is more than like 2 minutes long it shouldn't be part of the clip. This is just common sense.

Right now the clip channel only works if you're already a fan of Kino Casino when it should be bringing in new audiences that are mildly interested in internet drama, the Turkey Tom audience, then they fall in love with PPP and Andy and start watching on kick, they join the gumroad, they go to Vegas to watch Andy have sex with impoverished african women.

Without a competent person running the clip channel this will not happen and before your know it there will be no paypigs there to watch Andy bang blacks. Then what will the Casino do?
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Asstonne did mention replacing Flaked with Steven's guy, Spooky or whatever it was. It was meant as a joke, but he planted the seed of an idea nevertheless.
 
Kandinsky said:
Again, shocked pikachu face if it happened, shocked pikachu face if it is gay-ops, people are saying it was at the Bellagio.

The two beds makes it sound fake as fuck. And maybe he stayed in there because he didn’t want to see his friend fleeced, or maybe it was his room, or he was too fat and fucked up to make it out of the room without destroying half of the furniture and getting billed an extra $4k in property damage. At this point it sounds like fan fiction with a strand of truth somewhere in there to bind it.


I turned that shit off after 5 seconds, and that was 2 seconds too polite.

The difference in sound between whatever drunk sorority boys you were disemboweling and Kino Casino is that the former thought it was a good idea to share with an Internet forum what he thinks it would sound like to fuck Susie the down syndrome neighbor. On the other hand, the latter listed Kino Casino in this shortbus retard list sounds like two Canadian dudes, one in his twenties and one in his thirties, animatedly telling stories about dumb
faggots online.

Next time consider referring back to what they taught you about storytelling in the third grade, and follow your five Ws: Who, What, When, Where, Why.
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I actually had my malware record this unfortunate paypig while he was typing this post. I am going to release the audio.

 
Kandinsky said:
The difference in sound between whatever drunk sorority boys you were disemboweling and Kino Casino is that the former thought it was a good idea to share with an Internet forum what he thinks it would sound like to fuck Susie the down syndrome neighbor. On the other hand, the latter listed Kino Casino in this shortbus retard list sounds like two Canadian dudes, one in his twenties and one in his thirties, animatedly telling stories about dumb
faggots online.
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It was really a terrible impression. I don't know why @All becomes gunt insists on making Andy sound much more intelligent and Ashton much more heterosexual than they actually are.
 
NEETsamurai said:
So, what i've been able to gather so far is PPP and Warski went on an all-expenses paid trip to vegas with a couple paypigs over a year ago. Warski got drunk and banged black prostitutes with the paypigs + he cucked some Pajeet by fucking his Jeeta wife, PPP didn't because he has a secret GF. Cryler dropped all this because Warskis meth-head E-girl kicked him out of a discord. WOAAAAH BUDDYYY, this will finally destroy the casino, Perspic sisters!!

BTW, PPP has already confessed to fucking black prostitutes in Cuba years ago, lorelets.
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"No no no bud-dee only surfer drilled oil the rest of us just got out dicks sucked"

Is vaguely something I remember hearing but it sounds like a cope.

If PPP just did a righteous rant about it I think they'd be fine.
 
Fucking Minnesota prudes! :story: Why can’t these two retarded Canadian losers tag team some hookers on vacation in Vegas?


Tag teaming hookers with your buds isn’t about getting your rocks off. You do it because it’s funny . It’s a bonding experience and a good “your body, my choice” flex that is more satisfied when you bring friends than when you’re doing that alone with a ‘scort. It fulfills the Viking village pillaging genetic memory of Vikings taking over a pictish village and having their way with their women.


Also…..You guys do realize that today’s Vegas escort is potentially tomorrow’s video game journalist right? Just consider your hour as donating another brick to their ceiling.
 
Uber driver reviewer said:
Why can’t these two retarded Canadian losers tag team some hookers on vacation in Vegas?


Tag teaming hookers with your buds isn’t about getting your rocks off. You do it because it’s funny . It’s a bonding experience and a good “your body, my choice” flex that is more satisfied when you bring friends than when your doing that alone with a ‘scort.


You guys do realize that today’s Vegas escort is potentially tomorrow’s video game journalist right?
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Can you point me in the doll where the hooker touched you ? Actually scratch that, can you point me in the doll where you have a severe case of simplex 2.

Uber driver reviewer said:
Just consider your hour as donating another brick to their ceiling.
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Homeless hookers get +10 on the desperation stat but also +10 on the STD stat. In the KC case you want em JUST enough points on the desperation stat so that you can get away with a penicilin shot. There is always the rare drop of AIDS which gets more probable the more buttsex the hooker has engaged in. Fucking a nigger hooker in Vegas is like unboxing a fortnite box full of STDs.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Can you point me in the doll where the hooker touched you ? Actually scratch that, can you point me in the doll where you have a severe case of simplex 2.
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lol I’m not the one sneeding over hookers and other purity tests

I’m sure they squatted in a puddle between their last John and Ashton/ Andy. They’ll be fine unless they are getting trans hookers. Then their std rates skyrocket.



Homeless hookers get +10 on the desperation stat but also +10 on the STD stat. In the KC case you want em JUST enough points on the desperation stat so that you can get away with a penicilin shot. There is always the rare drop of AIDS which gets more probable the more buttsex the hooker has engaged in. Fucking a nigger hooker in Vegas is like unboxing a fortnite box full of STDs.
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Yeah don’t do street meat with track marks. But this is Vegas, not Camden NJ. You can literally bed B list Hollywood stars if you have the connections and $.

im not usually sexually attracted to black women really, and wouldn’t be interested in paying hard earned $ to even bother. But it’s unfair to say that all black hookers are dirty and gross. I’m sure you could get some fine Nolitic featured goddess for the right $ in Vegas
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
Fucking Minnesota prudes! :story: Why can’t these two retarded Canadian losers tag team some hookers on vacation in Vegas?


Tag teaming hookers with your buds isn’t about getting your rocks off. You do it because it’s funny . It’s a bonding experience and a good “your body, my choice” flex that is more satisfied when you bring friends than when you’re doing that alone with a ‘scort. It fulfills the Viking village pillaging genetic memory of Vikings taking over a pictish village and having their way with their women.


Also…..You guys do realize that today’s Vegas escort is potentially tomorrow’s video game journalist right? Just consider your hour as donating another brick to their ceiling.
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Woooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh buddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
 
I'm just waiting for the inevitable next stream they do. See if they go full on ignoring the drama or build a cope to joke about it. Cause people are going to dono them about it.
 
They should just start tonight's show with Andy making out with a black blow-up doll as if he doesn't realize the camera is on then throw it out of frame when he notices the show has started then after that never address the incident or the skit again.
 
Mister Baranavichy said:
My main problem here is imagining the situation: A socially awkward retard experiencing their first time in some dingy motel with an obese, disinterested, likely high prostitute glued to her phone. Meanwhile, a sweaty, most likely shirtless Andy, hopefully with pants - who's probably just finished himself - pushes him from the back so that he can at least finish, all because he can't due to virgin anxiety.
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it's a pretty wild visual, mainly because I could totally see it happening and it's really goddamn funny. Ol' pump assist Warski coming in clutch for the donosperg.

"I CAN'T FINISH I'M TOO NERVOUS ANDY HELP ME!!"
"....'s tough"
"C'mon bud, figure it out"
 
AltisticRight said:
If you take a starfish exhibitionist and a pinecone fucker seriously on political and religious commentary, it's more of an indictment of your retardation.
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it's all just part of the theatre of the sektor. it's showmanship, not a guide for life. Imagine, all these lonely co-dependent paypiggies who DIDNT kill themselves because the Casino was on during a manic episode. Streamers are not a replacement for parents, especially when the majority of this community is well over the age of 35. Every time I want to talk to MY parents for life advice, I send them a 5 dollar dono.
 
that_monika said:
it's a pretty wild visual, mainly because I could totally see it happening and it's really goddamn funny. Ol' pump assist Warski coming in clutch for the donosperg.

"I CAN'T FINISH I'M TOO NERVOUS ANDY HELP ME!!"
"....'s tough"
"C'mon bud, figure it out"
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That is almost sounding like a wholesome moment. Helping his fat ugly buddy make his first cummies with a real bagina so he’s not such a sperg anymore
 
Pitbull Victim said:
Maybe JubtheNub will return for vengeance.
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JubtheNub is retired sadly.
Ethan Ralph Is 5'1" said:
Had to go look and it's still there :story:

View attachment 6671636
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MzBQ9

Edit: She JUST deleted it after posting this
https://x.com/LianaTaylor3/status/1537851256123060224

Hi, Liana, you dumb bish.
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Classy girl.
AltisticRight said:
I would bet Tardski finally discovered the most lethal creatures Abostralia has to offer.
:sighduck:
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Hey those fucking things look stupid but they're dangerous. Platypuses (Platypi?) have some kind of poison spur on their feet. I wouldn't pick one up. Whoever knew a beaver with a duck for a face could be so dangerous.
 
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