💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Did you miss the part where this Vegas incident happened over a YEAR AGO, and not last Thursday? Or even this May when Nick got arrested?

We already knew Warski was a recovering addict. This is absolutely nothing new.
I think a lot of the people saying this is the biggest drop ever have the dates wrong, so that might be why they're saying this stuff. The leak is recent, the actual incident is more than a year ago, but I think they assume the trip was recent.
 
I think a lot of the people saying this is the biggest drop ever have the dates wrong, so that might be why they're saying this stuff. The leak is recent, the actual incident is more than a year ago, but I think they assume the trip was recent.
The confusion might be based on the fact they took a holiday during this year, late summer.
 
It's good, but there's room for improvement:
1. Needs more incoherent shouting in the beginning.
2. Tardski doesn't wait for Ashton to finish his sentences. The low IQ interruptions should come in the middle of whenever PPP is on a good roll.
3. The Warski voice is accurate (it maybe even makes him sound a little too smart) but he needs bring up that he's been sober for a year at least once a minute.
4. PPP should sound more lecherous and should break into a gay Broadway-style musical number whenever he sees an opportunity.
Let's try this again. Shall we folks ?

 
If it happened a year ago it doesn't hurt Andy's sober story but it hurts their ability to make fun of others' degeneracy because PPP tries to be super self aware.
That's my main issue with it. It's kind of dumb to call Nick a degen when this shit happened. Not that it matters much. As others have laid out, the Rekieta situation is far worse. I mean it's not like this hurt anyone other than themselves.
Keemstar wants to talk to Kyler:

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Ahh, the carrion birds have finally started to come out. I'm surprised it took him this long.
By the way, it's possible to make fun of this situation and still watch the show or the clips/segments you want to watch.
Hey that's what I'm doing!
 
Very cowlike behavior to not address it for this long, we know they know. The non action has probably been more damaging than the trip itself.
Historically, ignoring stuff like this is the best way to deal with it, especially if your main audience isn't on Twitter/whatever retarded microblogging cancer of the week. They will probably hash this out with their top paypigs privately but most of their audience, especially the newer ones unfamiliar with the sektur & the clip channel audience will probably be none the wiser. Many ecelebs have survived controversy and cancellation this way
 
My main problem here is imagining the situation: A socially awkward retard experiencing their first time in some dingy motel with an obese, disinterested, likely high prostitute glued to her phone. Meanwhile, a sweaty, most likely shirtless Andy, hopefully with pants - who's probably just finished himself - pushes him from the back so that he can at least finish, all because he can't due to virgin anxiety.

Not to mention the added bonus of Asthon in the cuck-chair™ encouraging whatever the fuck he was seeing.

It's such a wild visual that it just stuns the mind - funny as shit if real though.
Again, shocked pikachu face if it happened, shocked pikachu face if it is gay-ops, people are saying it was at the Bellagio.

The two beds makes it sound fake as fuck. And maybe he stayed in there because he didn’t want to see his friend fleeced, or maybe it was his room, or he was too fat and fucked up to make it out of the room without destroying half of the furniture and getting billed an extra $4k in property damage. At this point it sounds like fan fiction with a strand of truth somewhere in there to bind it.


Let's try this again. Shall we folks ?

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I turned that shit off after 5 seconds, and that was 2 seconds too polite.

The difference in sound between whatever drunk sorority boys you were disemboweling and Kino Casino is that the former thought it was a good idea to share with an Internet forum what he thinks it would sound like to fuck Susie the down syndrome neighbor. On the other hand, the latter listed Kino Casino in this shortbus retard list sounds like two Canadian dudes, one in his twenties and one in his thirties, animatedly telling stories about dumb
faggots online.

Next time consider referring back to what they taught you about storytelling in the third grade, and follow your five Ws: Who, What, When, Where, Why.
 
And that there is insatiable desire by most of the viewing audience to reach through the screen and punch Andy in the head whenever he interrupts something important/funny to scream about Metokur Masochist and his fifty goddamned dollars.
For me, it’s Andy making mouth noises into the mic. You won’t be able to unhear it once you notice it. I’m talking about one of those lull-in-the-content moments where he’s reconfiguring something in OBS or trying to pull up a specific thing and PPP is quiet while no audio/video is being played through OBS. Andy has this thing where he’s just wetly smacking his mouth open and closed and he seems to have had this tic/habit for a while if you go back and watch old episodes of Twisted Mind.

It’s nowhere near as bad as Mersh with the wet lip-smacking niggerlip way he loudly smokes into the microphone but it’s still pretty irritating. I do think I have misophonia though.

tl;dr: I don’t even care about the low-IQ interruptions, I just wish he’d just rein in the mouth/lip smacking.
 

Liananaki is beginning.

Historically, ignoring stuff like this is the best way to deal with it, especially if your main audience isn't on Twitter/whatever retarded microblogging cancer of the week. They will probably hash this out with their top paypigs privately but most of their audience, especially the newer ones unfamiliar with the sektur & the clip channel audience will probably be none the wiser. Many ecelebs have survived controversy and cancellation this way
Completely wrong, If warski doesn't directly and explicitly respond to each and every accusation then he is basically throwing Liana to the curb and showing he doesnt have what it takes to be a real super star. He will be eternally felted and his last best chance to make it will be squandered.
In a just world, Andy would have a separate kick channel for his gayming/Normwatch streams, but I can only assume he's using the Casino's numbers to bolster his viewership. I don't know why, I think the only people who stick around are the parasocial paypigs anyway, so if he made a separate channel for his Purple Dragon shit I think he'd still get viewership.
Warski's paradise is one where he has an inbuilt guaranteed audience and can just bumble around playing games poorly with no preparation or effort, waking up at 4 pm every day drunk and high and make money. Every time he has had success he has tried to turn it into this. He sees other big gaming streamers and thinks "I wish I could just do that, play games and make money". Not realizing there is actual effort involved, at the very least some charisma and game knowledge/ skill he doesn't have. He basically wants to be dsp but even lower effort somehow. It always implodes for the same reasons

For me, it’s Andy making mouth noises into the mic.
Hold on, are you saying you don't like the literal down syndrome retard grunts every 30 seconds??? It is something he has worked so long on to perfect, I mean go listen to even the warski live days and he didn't do that. He has worked so hard to absolutely NAIL the sound of the short bus and you don't even appreciate it???
 
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The difference in sound between whatever drunk sorority boys you were disemboweling and Kino Casino is that the former thought it was a good idea to share with an Internet forum what he thinks it would sound like to fuck Susie the down syndrome neighbor. On the other hand, the latter listed Kino Casino in this shortbus retard list sounds like two Canadian dudes, one in his twenties and one in his thirties, animatedly telling stories about dumb
faggots online.

Next time consider referring back to what they taught you about storytelling in the third grade, and follow your five Ws: Who, What, When, Where, Why.
It's not that deep, you can still donate to them if you want so that they can read your superchats. I suggest donating to me though instead so that i can release Wilshire Boulevard to the wider public.
 
For me, it’s Andy making mouth noises into the mic. You won’t be able to unhear it once you notice it. I’m talking about one of those lull-in-the-content moments where he’s reconfiguring something in OBS or trying to pull up a specific thing and PPP is quiet while no audio/video is being played through OBS. Andy has this thing where he’s just wetly smacking his mouth open and closed and he seems to have had this tic/habit for a while if you go back and watch old episodes of Twisted Mind.

It’s nowhere near as bad as Mersh with the wet lip-smacking niggerlip way he loudly smokes into the microphone but it’s still pretty irritating. I do think I have misophonia though.

tl;dr: I don’t even care about the low-IQ interruptions, I just wish he’d just rein in the mouth/lip smacking.
Thank fucking God it wasn't just me hearing it. It's the number 1 reason I can't watch their show. On the occasion I watch them I have to wait for a clip, put it on 1.5x speed and lower the volume. It's the only way I can manage the noises. It's like nails on a chalk board for me.
 
"CALL SHANIQYA AND LAQUONDA THERE, BUDDEEEEE, THEY CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING"

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Obese exhibitionist PPP clapping like a seal from a dark corner watching Andy bang some poor black crackhead paid for by Metokur Masochist is a frightening image, sure but there is a far bigger threat to the future of the Kino Casino.

The real issue facing the Casino is Flake's incompetence, you click on a clip about a certain topic based on the thumbnail/title and the first 10 minutes are completely unrelated. If they go on a tangent during the live show its fun but if a tangent is more than like 2 minutes long it shouldn't be part of the clip. This is just common sense.

Right now the clip channel only works if you're already a fan of Kino Casino when it should be bringing in new audiences that are mildly interested in internet drama, the Turkey Tom audience, then they fall in love with PPP and Andy and start watching on kick, they join the gumroad, they go to Vegas to watch Andy have sex with impoverished african women.

Without a competent person running the clip channel this will not happen and before your know it there will be no paypigs there to watch Andy bang blacks. Then what will the Casino do?
 
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