💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Do I really have to temporarily go on /cow/ to not be subjected to e-celeb worship to this degree?
What a disaster...

>andy and ppp can do no wrong because they already use self-deprecating jokes

I'm down to clown, but if you expect me to listen to a bunch of drug addicts ramble for 2 hours for the shocking revelation that Cokeski is a degen and PPP is fat as shit no thanks. The most shocking allegation here that actually suprised me is that PPP has a live in girlfriend lmao.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Kyler posted one leaked screenshot from June 2023. Metokur Masochist spent $24,000 dollars on Warski and PPP’s Vegas trip. Now granted all of these allegations of Warski on the booze occurs five months before his present sobriety arc (November 2023) but this drop is quite kino

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

What does Waskis GF look like?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Why do they always accuse (or are proven to be into) black hookers? We got Rakets and Ralph as confirmed and PPP and Waski as accused. What is it with Black women? Why not say, Hispanics or Asians? I mean, if you're into black women, that's your thing, but why is it ALWAYS black women for men in the SEKTOR?

The darker the berry the sweeter the juice BISH.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Sounds like tall tales and yeller belly stories. BUT, if it did happen... WOAH BUDDY! It doesn't change anything for me btw, they're already cows. I just get to laugh if it did in fact happen.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Kyler posted one leaked screenshot from June 2023. Metokur Masochist spent $24,000 dollars on Warski and PPP’s Vegas trip. Now granted all of these allegations of Warski on the booze occurs five months before his present sobriety arc (November 2023) but this drop is quite kino
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Metokur Masochist, emphasis on "masochist".
He's a huge liberal dude getting off to being financially dominated by a quite right-wing show.
It's honestly kinda sick as much as it's funny.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Where this falls apart and isn't analogous for me is that we've known from the jump Warski and PPP are spergy lolcows.

Andy already had some really weird shit on his belt before starting KC, like AIM AIM AIM, getting KO'd in a matter of seconds or having future potato peeler JF Gayrapey as a co-host. It would take something really big and unexpected for him to burn like a phoenix again.

Im kinda hoping for his big and unexpected girlfriend to stir some shit up in the future, because we all know how well da sektur and women mix.

 

[August Levasseur]

Why do they always accuse (or are proven to be into) black hookers? We got Rakets and Ralph as confirmed and PPP and Waski as accused. What is it with Black women? Why not say, Hispanics or Asians? I mean, if you're into black women, that's your thing, but why is it ALWAYS black women for men in the SEKTOR?

Bc they're cheaper than the white whores

 

[Pigtoad]

No WONDER they ignored this yesterday. It's very embarrassing LOL. That being said, I hope Andy and PPP don't run off to hide for months until this dies down. You've already had your month off and still owe the community many more shows! Please don't go.

 

[Irregardless]

Since Iron is done with the Vegas vacation story, here are my notes about the whole thing :

• Andy had a meltdown at the beginning of their vacation at 6 in the morning about Liana might be cheating on him, this is after a month in the relationship
• PPP has to sleep on two beds by himself
• Andy cheated on Liana with black hookers
• Andy and the paypigs have some kind of diddy party with the black hookers. Iron said he didn't participate and stay in his own room.
• PPP also didn't participate with the black hookers but he did stay in the same room and watch the whole thing
• A paypig (can't remember their name) couldn't finish it with the hooker since he's a virgin. Iron said she was bored and on the phone the whole time so Andy had to come to save his paypig by pushing him from the back
• Metokur Masochist lost a $20 poker game and spent 3 hours sulking in his own room
• Ashton stole $300 worth of casino chips from Metokur Masochist
• Andy brought up sektur related discussion during the Vegas trip while PPP brought up Surfer
• Metokur Masochist was uncomfortable hearing words like faggot, autistic, and nigger. Iron said he's a liberal
• Metokur Masochist refused to give his ID while check-in to the resort and told the receptionist that he and the others just met from online and use alias name. Mind you everybody knows each other real name before this
• Andy brought up the time Jaden cried while on the call with him and PPP during the vacation

Edit :
Other interesting things that were mentioned but unrelated to the Vegas vacation :

• Andy paid someone $5k to work on some kind of water physic for his game that he never uses
• A paypig named Psycho Gungnir aka Beiser lost his job recently and Andy banned people (either from chat or discord server, I can't remember it) who told him to cool it off with the donations
• Andy banned 20 - 30 people from his paypig server because they made fun of him after the salt papi fight. Iron also said Andy was crying while on the calls with the paypigs
• Ashton has a secret gf that's living with him, Andy told Iron she's built like a potato (Vaush's gf type of body) Editor note someone do an edit of that famous pic of Vaush but with Ashtone's face please

First off, the fact that Ethan Ralph is involved heavily discredits everyone involved. If someone is interacting with Ralph of all people, I think it's safe to assume they're full of shit.

Second, why would I trust a former Warski janny or someone retarded enough to be a pay pig about anything without literally any proof. Your telling me these kinds of people went to Vegas with Sektur a-logs and didn't take any pictures? Ok bud. Not to mention, conveniently the Iron guy didn't participate in any of the degeneracy yet he's aware of what happened? So either he's lying about being a degenerate like everyone else, or he got information second hand, and we're getting it 3rd hand. Sounds believable.

Idk, I just don't know why I should give a fuck, especially if this isn't destroying their lives. If more info or proof comes out later maybe it'll be more interesting, but for what the show is I don't see how any of this matters at all, as even if all of this is true, compared to the shit Dick, Rekieta, Ralph, Fuentes, Idubbbz, etc get up to, PPP and Tardski are still morally superior. Like honestly I think the Gumroad nontent grift is worse than this, since at least that is basically a scam.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

No WONDER they ignored this yesterday. It's very embarrassing LOL. That being said, I hope Andy and PPP don't run off to hide for months until this dies down. You've already had your month off and still owe the community many more shows! Please don't go.

They'll be fine, tbh.
As much as I wanna see Andy sperg out and melt down, they've successfully crafted their show in such a way that they're able to ignore situations like this.
The Kick sub format makes it so they no longer rely on donations with messages attached to them, and the few superchat-like donations that come in can be pre-screened and not addressed like they're currently doing.
And also hermetically seal themselves in a bubble by banning people in chat talking about it, block them on Twitter and so on.

PPP being a former shitstirrer and alog of people like himself knows exactly how to deal with it.
However, the one thing that will continue to be a HUGE liability is Andy's cloutchasing and unpredictable girlfriend.
So there's more to come in the future as long as she's with him.

 

[OnetoKill]

This new KC inside drama is even gayer than the pedo catched by Alex Rosen story. And that went up like a fart in the wind.

There's already enough ammunition to dunk on Asstonne and Tardski - like PPP's constant repetitions of Never-Trumper talking points despite larping as a Trump supporter (and then deflecting that onto another Never-Trumper Faggoutes) or Interrupski constantly cutting off PPP for no reason instead of using a fucking notepad to write down whatever thought he came up with and bringing it up when PPP is done ranting. I don't need to know about orgies with black women, and it's not even real fucking content either. Like okay, I guess two tards from Canada did something dumb and degenerate a year ago. And now what?

This is either another gay-op from the jilted exes from Writer's Room using proxies (although unlikely, given how any of Fagwinson's talent that there used to be is long gone and Tardsip had no talent to begin with), or a gay-op BY PEDO FELTON, who is seething at Casino covering him recently and tries to employ other people to ruin their reputation.
I mean, the timing almost lines up (Kyler could've break this story FOR THIS ENTIRE YEAR, and yet he only reveals it now? Or why not felt the boys even more during the pedo fan scandal?), and Pedolton has already confessed to *committing gay-ops to get back at his enemies, with the help of other people. Who's to say he didn't reach out to Kyler and ask him to smear Asstonne and Tardski with this gay storyline, to divert from his own stupid actions? It's clear he's not aware of da Sektur's rules of doing gay-ops and that stuff like this won't make a difference to most KC viewers.

Or maybe Kyler is just hungry for drama, 'cause Trump's America is relentlessly annihilating lolcows at Mach speed. Rekieta is heading to jail and overstaying his welcome, Ralph is basically dead and buried, Dickers provides no more content after recent Keemstar bloodsports, iDubbbz is reaching new low of boredom, and none of the different new segments really worked out. KC didn't even latch onto the UFO grift on their own, they just have Steven on to explain everything. If that's the way things go, they'll actually be forced to clipping The Dick Show or a-log Hollywood people.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is the downside risk of the paypig whales you hang out in Discord with all day business model.

Guaranteed Andy is spending all day trying to keep these people happy and engaged and there's a ton of drama and dirt behind the scenes.

e-celeb worship to this degree

It's not like it has anything to do with the actual show. If you thought that they had paypigs giving tens of thousands of dollars a year and didn't have some sort of Discord drama going on behind the scenes you're beyond naive and delusional.

Rekieta thread goers were calling people fan fiction writers too when the downfall happened

As for what was happening in the thread? not quite, people were arguing about tripods when the Hedo II shit first started.

Yeah that's the entire point. The cope was that Rekieta and his wife MUST have been somewhere remote where nobody else was and therefore had to have used a tripod. In reality they were sitting on the famous "Hedonism II" sign and asked somebody to take their picture. It was a stupid argument borne by a desire of people to protect their e-daddy.

 

[BigPeanut]

How do we know the claims against andy and ppp aren't bullshit?

I’ve been following them for a trillion years, it sounds very in character and the way they will ignore this is going to look very guilty and sus. This isn’t some nobody accusing, it’s Andy’s old best friend

I think the difference is that who cares about Ashton and Andy being fuck up weirdos. Most people knew that five (or ten) years ago and everything beyond Kino Kasino 1 is bonus time.

I say these people should enjoy it while PPP is still able to stream.

>trying to convince me that the Kino Casino guys are lolcows after nipplegate and bleached asshole

this doesn’t work when you and the other paypiggies are desperately defending them. It’s not trruueeeeeeeee

The difference between Rekieta and KC is that Nick was initially not seen as a lolcow, seemed to have his act together, climbed to a great height, went retard very suddenly, and had a long way to fall.

KC are 2 Canadian retards that climbed directly into the gutter and never got out. This shit won't stick to them because they are already covered in other shit.

not really. Andy literally can’t shut the fuck up for one second about being sober and he’s a sensitive bitch, so If it’s revealed he’s been lying then that’s hilarious and will hurt him.

The ogre of ontario constantly still spergs out about degeneracy and god, so If he’s at black diddy freak off parties in the cuck chair, it’s hilarious and will hurt him.

These guys aren’t your above it all badass heroes you think they are. They’ve both crashed and burned like 10 x each over shit like this lol. It was only like two years ago their fans turned on them so hard they had to call daddy Jim to save them and do a live struggle session and REPENT!

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

I’ve been following them for a trillion years, it sounds very in character and the way they will ignore this is going to look very guilty and sus. This isn’t some nobody accusing, it’s Andy’s old best friend

No, you don't understand. It being such a good former friend of Andy makes it all null and void, because of course he would do this out of petty revenge.
But also, if it had been a literal who anonymous nobody it would also be bullshit because then it's a literal who nobody.
Retard alert for people in this thread.

 

[Pelican Bones]

These guys aren’t your above it all badass heroes you think they are. They’ve both crashed and burned like 10 x each over shit like this lol.

I just got done posting about this amounting to nothing for them because they are already covered in shit from flopping around in the gutter. What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[BigPeanut]

I just got done posting about this amounting to nothing for them because they are already covered in shit from flopping around in the gutter. What the fuck are you talking about?

You must not have been around two years ago or had the same exact cope then. Your daddies can be hurt by this, they might not if they ignore it good enough and it doesn’t reach the pay piggies and audience’s ears.

It’s up to Ralph and kyler to keep the heat up, which they prob won’t, so they will probably be untouched by it, but not because they are “in the mud too” but because they are pussies who will ignore it and block and ban anyone who dare ask.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Your daddies can be

Sorry, retard, but I think you're reading something I simply didn't write. Hope this helps.

 

[JCDenthog]

Andy and Ashton did a better job at not talking about an embarrassing(?) Vegas vacation than Nick Rekieta talking about his criminal case and investigation

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Whoaaaaa buddyyyyyy!! Tardski likes Indian MILFs?