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I am ready for Kasino DSP arc including the inevitable falling out.

That being said interviewing Phil would put them into a tough spot. They are not deep enough into the lore to do a legitimate interview so chances are detractors will lose their shit lol.
I honestly kind of want the detractors to lose their shit at this point. The whole “why is DSP considered worse than ReviewTechUSA?” arc has made me realize what a fucking retard I was for giving the DSP detractors even a second of my attention. Sure, Phil is an e-beggar and he might be retarded with money. But RTU is several orders of magnitude more of a scumbag than Phil ever was, even taking into account the way Phil treated JohnRambo when they were filming Project7.

And moreover, the fact that Kino Casino has branched out and covers a range of different people, not just Ralph + Rekieta + Fuentes + Baked + Cog. Now they’re covering Anisa’s Husband, MrBeast/Chris Tyson, DBDR (their least entertaining content imo), of course all the sektur alumni mentioned above, and last but not least Dickers/RTU.

Meanwhile juxtapose that with the gaggle of room temperature IQ DSP detractors. I used to check out Iveega but he’s basically a “loud = funny” retard with a speech impediment who gets drunk and spams the soundboard like RTU for 3-4 hours as he yells about how much Phil sucks at games. KingSlyTee at least tries to be a little bit better production wise and he has occasionally branched out with painfully surface level coverage of the Rekieta arrest, but he’s still guilty of putting most of his eggs into the DSP basket. He’s basically “what if shitting on DSP but you’re black”. AtlusTheBookkeeper is also guilty of being a one trick pony in that he only covers Phil but at least he isn’t a clipper who just uploads clips of DSP streams without any kind of commentary or humorous editing. He also doesn’t rise to autistic anger unlike Iveega or any of the other detractors. He makes his own commentary on the things Phil does and he is occasionally funny, but he does so in a calm way, he isn’t moralfagging.

My overall point is that it’s a night and day difference when you compare all these retards to Kino Casino. Say what you will about pausing the show every 3 sentences for “AND ANOTHER 69 SUBS FROM CASINO GANGBANG CUMHOLE LETS GOOOOOOOOOO SUB TRAIN SUB TRAIN CMON BISH MOOOOORE WE NEED MOOOOOOORE TAX FREEEEEEEEEEEE” but they actually have their shit together and plan out their content before they start a show, for the most part. If one of the people they cover starts to get stale (eg: Mersh, Cog, Ralph and Baked until recently) then they just put that person on the back burner and they move to covering another person. And they still make it funny. Compare that to the detractors who are making 2 hour videos about “guys DSP ate a sandwich and then he farted today, let’s get into it”

I guess I just want to see DSP actually come onto the casino to see how these low effort one trick pony detractor channels react to a show that actually makes an effort to produce entertaining and engaging kahntent.
 
I am ready for Kasino DSP arc including the inevitable falling out.

That being said interviewing Phil would put them into a tough spot. They are not deep enough into the lore to do a legitimate interview so chances are detractors will lose their shit lol.
Agreed. I really hope they're both brushing up on all the DSP lore right now or else any potential interview could be a major missed opportunity
 
If they actually manage to make that DSP interview happen, that would be amazing. It will be difficult to keep him there once the felting starts though.
If the interview happens, it's coming with a shitload of strings attached. No negativity, no bringing up past drama, just shit on Rich along with every one of DSP's enemies.
 
I am not a DSP follower so I only have a cursory understanding of why he is a lolcow, but compared to basically every other person the Casino covers, and even most of the cows on this site he is pretty innocuous. I mean compare him to who the Casino regularly covers:
  • Ralph: no explanation needed
  • Fuentes: much worse scammer than Phil in terms of fleecing followers for money, his acolytes end up in federal prison, homosexual catboy lover.
  • Boogie: worse than Phil
  • RTU: far worse than Phil
  • Destiny: way more successful than Phil despite being a bigger degenerate and downright evil political hatchetman (that can't even pick up a hatchet)
  • Thorpe family: literal incest freaks
I mean from what I know DSP scams his viewers by not following through on dono goals, lied to the IRS and escaped bankruptcy (actually based), is bad at video games, gets drunk offstream, and his worst offense is that he said nigger a few times years ago? Wow what a horrible guy.
 
First Redbar and now the King himself endorsing the Casino. DSP confirmed for third chair. Adam Edge and Coomstar on suicide watch.
 
I am not a DSP follower so I only have a cursory understanding of why he is a lolcow, but compared to basically every other person the Casino covers, and even most of the cows on this site he is pretty innocuous. I mean compare him to who the Casino regularly covers:
  • Ralph: no explanation needed
  • Fuentes: much worse scammer than Phil in terms of fleecing followers for money, his acolytes end up in federal prison, homosexual catboy lover.
  • Boogie: worse than Phil
  • RTU: far worse than Phil
  • Destiny: way more successful than Phil despite being a bigger degenerate and downright evil political hatchetman (that can't even pick up a hatchet)
  • Thorpe family: literal incest freaks
I mean from what I know DSP scams his viewers by not following through on dono goals, lied to the IRS and escaped bankruptcy (actually based), is bad at video games, gets drunk offstream, and his worst offense is that he said nigger a few times years ago? Wow what a horrible guy.
I never understood the amount of hate DSP gets compare to other lolcows and even some DSP detractors that are actually derange and 1000 times worse then what DSP will ever be.

First Redbar and now the King himself endorsing the Casino. DSP confirmed for third chair. Adam Edge and Coomstar on suicide watch.
DSP and Kino Casino h.mp4
Godwinson and Persimp punching air right now.
 
I am not a DSP follower so I only have a cursory understanding of why he is a lolcow, but compared to basically every other person the Casino covers, and even most of the cows on this site he is pretty innocuous. I mean compare him to who the Casino regularly covers:

I mean from what I know DSP scams his viewers by not following through on dono goals, lied to the IRS and escaped bankruptcy (actually based), is bad at video games, gets drunk offstream, and his worst offense is that he said nigger a few times years ago? Wow what a horrible guy.
There's plenty of documentaries on Youtube and 'detractor' channels, not to mention this very thread and forum. There are definitely worse offending Lolcows out there, but that doesn't make DSP any more likable.
 
Phil is the quintessential buffoon. And while that brings a lot of heat and detractors (justifiably?), eventually his buffoonery raps back around into making him likeable.
What I'm saying is, while Phil has had his ups and his downs, ultimately he is just an interesting and fascinating character where you can't help but enjoy his presence. I think the Casino understand this. Their collaboration is not so much an endorsement (or disapproval), it's just basking in the kino that is Phil Burnell.
 
If the interview happens, it's coming with a shitload of strings attached. No negativity, no bringing up past drama, just shit on Rich along with every one of DSP's enemies.
Makes sense. If you get the opportunity to sit down and interview King Phil, you don't pester him with trifling questions. You get him to speak the truth about the fools who would dare go against Phil like Rich and Rekieta.
 
Makes sense. If you get the opportunity to sit down and interview King Phil, you don't pester him with trifling questions. You get him to speak the truth about the fools who would dare go against Phil like Rich and Rekieta.
dsp vs projared.PNG
And the King does hold grudges. It might've taken him three years, but he got his crown back from Projared.

If I had to guess, he wants revenge for when Rekeita did that stream shitting on his old videos. If he wants to get it, the Casino's definitely the venue to do it.
 
Sorry if someone's mentioned this before, but it's pretty funny seeing PPP and Andy outraged about Mr. Beast's CTA tactics when Andy's basically done the same thing to get people to gift subs on the show, doesn't he regularly say that he does meet-ups with fans and hangs out with them irl?

Though to be fair, Andy isn't just lying about it, and they don't do retarded promises like saying they'll fly people to canada for a show lol
 
Explaining why DSP is so hated is actually difficult because yes, at face value he is a pretty tame lolcow. That being said, his talent of turning former fans into haters is completely unmatched. He has a certain charisma that attracts a never ending flow of paypigs but in the end they all end up hating him. His personality is a narcissistic and toxic black hole full of lies and manipulation that magically converts former sympathy into dislike and hate. Fascinating stuff. Detractors are lolcows in their own right, but they did not magically appear out of thin air.
 
Explaining why DSP is so hated is actually difficult because yes, at face value he is a pretty tame lolcow. That being said, his talent of turning former fans into haters is completely unmatched. He has a certain charisma that attracts a never ending flow of paypigs but in the end they all end up hating him. His personality is a narcissistic and toxic black hole full of lies and manipulation that magically converts former sympathy into dislike and hate. Fascinating stuff. Detractors are lolcows in their own right, but they did not magically appear out of thin air.
I think DSP's one of those guys you have to watch to understand why people hate him. Outwardly on paper, he's better than ralph. But when you watch him and his bullshit live it becomes more clear why he gets the attention he does.
 
Sorry if someone's mentioned this before, but it's pretty funny seeing PPP and Andy outraged about Mr. Beast's CTA tactics when Andy's basically done the same thing to get people to gift subs on the show, doesn't he regularly say that he does meet-ups with fans and hangs out with them irl?

Though to be fair, Andy isn't just lying about it, and they don't do retarded promises like saying they'll fly people to canada for a show lol
MrBeast is a scumbag because he's teaching impressionable kids essentially to gamble. Paypigs are designed to be scammed. Bless Andy's heart for pretending to be their friend.
 
This could potentially be a huge net gain for Andy and PPP, they need the right angle to take this thing though, as others have said we don't need another Side Scrollers style interview so they need to find the correct way to approach DSP that they can extract the maximum entertainment value. It might take a bit of effort but the juice could definitely be worth the squeeze and has the potential to be a legendary show and a huge draw for them in general.
 
MrBeast is a scumbag because he's teaching impressionable kids essentially to gamble. Paypigs are designed to be scammed. Bless Andy's heart for pretending to be their friend.
Yeah anyone who is still paypiging after Andy accidentally doxxed a bug donor (including said donor) is a moron that kind of deserves to have their money taken.
 
I am not a DSP follower so I only have a cursory understanding of why he is a lolcow, but compared to basically every other person the Casino covers, and even most of the cows on this site he is pretty innocuous. I mean compare him to who the Casino regularly covers:
  • Ralph: no explanation needed
  • Fuentes: much worse scammer than Phil in terms of fleecing followers for money, his acolytes end up in federal prison, homosexual catboy lover.
  • Boogie: worse than Phil
  • RTU: far worse than Phil
  • Destiny: way more successful than Phil despite being a bigger degenerate and downright evil political hatchetman (that can't even pick up a hatchet)
  • Thorpe family: literal incest freaks
I mean from what I know DSP scams his viewers by not following through on dono goals, lied to the IRS and escaped bankruptcy (actually based), is bad at video games, gets drunk offstream, and his worst offense is that he said nigger a few times years ago? Wow what a horrible guy.
I follow DSP and I have a pretty detailed knowledge of his lore I can say confidently you are right here. Phil is a piece of shit and has done some very scummy things but compared to people like Boogie and Ralph he's an upstanding citizen. The most morally objectionable thing Phil has done feign poverty to his audience which is largely made up of people with physical and mental disabilities effectively scamming them out of part of their SSI checks. Scummy? 100% but compare that to Boogie who literally lied about having cancer, Fuentes who covered up for a pedophile and Ralph who basically kidnapped a mentally ill 18 year old girl after grooming her.
 
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