💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Smug Chuckler said:
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Honestly that was like if The Weekly Sweat in the Shawn era did an IRL stream with the whole "ironic(?)" philosemitism from Ashton & Andy playing against the cryptoantisemitism of Jaden, then blurting out random "Nick was right" jokes in true ironybro fashion. I chuckled but it again came off as a giant "Ironycope" that the biggest donor to the Casino is a guy who will make a movie about Nickelodeon pedophiles but shirk back when you ask him about Spielberg (look up the Poltergeist girl if you haven't, her name's Heather O'Rourke).
 
They are wasted on stream right now. PPP burned his nipple in warski's stead. They are going through all the drunk phases, right now they are on "dude your such a great guy dude we love you man we are best friends" to jaden.

The wheel has a slap ppp's belly option, its starting to leave marks.

"the only difference between me (ralph) and you (ppp) is two drinks"

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He is violently drunk and drenched in sweat talking about how he cant see his penis and defending Indiana Jones and the crystal skull as an amazing movie. Warski looking terrified.

Warski whispering in his ear, probably to stop drinking as he finishes the honey jack Daniels bottle. Now they are wrestling

Warski literally submitting ashton
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PPP refusing to tap out, saying "choke me out bro, choke me out" suicide fantasies. Jaden trying to stop it saying ashton is gonna die. Eventually finally warski stops.
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Warski now finally starts cooking. Ashton talking about violently raping ralph in great detail. TOS incoming?

Warski burned half a stick of butter, setting off the fire alarm. Jaden didnt know how to turn it off so ppp just physically destroyed the alarm. No picture cus they blacked out the stream for this part.

Jaden said the Jewish deli wasn't better than warski's cooking so ashton literally jumped him while he has a fork in his hand and he cut himself. Jaden very mad.

Steak is raw btw

They landed on slap ashton again, after the first slap ashton insisted both warski and jaden slap his belly more and harder, eventually forced warski to straight up punch his belly 3 or 4 times. about 10 slaps in total. Houdini moment inc?

Ashton saying he is pissing himself/ going to piss his pants. Also passing out at the same time
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He is talking about anglo supremacy, calling JFG and all french canadians "zulu warriors" who were defeated. Ralph says that its pathetic they are so low they have to get drunk and sperg out to 400 viewers. Leads to another ppp spergout rant, warski trying to control him
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Ashton fell out of his chair, took the camera and ended the stream despite warski and jaden telling him not to. Its over.
 
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If you gaze long into Ralph and IP2, the IP2 Ralph also gazes into you.



 
I hate these drunk streams. Just fucking cook and dab on Ralph and you'll easily get a few thousand dollars, instead of getting shitfaced, turn people off, and have to end early.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
I hate these drunk streams. Just fucking cook and dab on Ralph and you'll easily get a few thousand dollars, instead of getting shitfaced, turn people off, and have to end early.
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There is no new Ralph content to dab on now that he isn't getting shitfaced on stream. It's why KC is on life support atm. It's even worse combined with the fact Nick has been painfully boring since Ye 2024 died. Kino Casino went from getting 3k+ viewers (I think during a few streams with Metekor they even broke 5k) at their peak last spring and summer to struggling to break 500 tonight during a special event. Unless Ralph goes back to getting blackout on the daily live on the air which I don't see happening KC is going to fade into irrelevancy which it's already headed towards.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I don't see KC making a come back unless Ralph starts getting blackout on stream again which I don't think will happen.
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Give it some time. He just appeared on stream visibly drunk, just not in full pillstream mode. The Ralph Cycle always comes around again.
 
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