💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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IamnottheNSA said:
Last time they tried that they ended up a-logging what was pretty much a normal american family going to buffets. And they stopped doing that after awhile (probably after realizing there is no way to do this without them looking like faggots).
Maybe they are just incapable of going after anyone else anymore. Gunt and AF are easy targets, it takes next to no effort to a-log them.
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I don't think they can go after new cows without stepping on anyone's toes. They've floated the idea of discussing Cyrax but Marty's got that shit on lockdown and other youtubers like Smokey and Kiwi Tapes already do a good job covering their interactions. They've also been mentioning Wings but his group of dipshit A-Logs would probably flag their streams if they tried milking that particular cow.

Their best hope for fresh content is combing through the Prospering Grounds subforum for up and coming cows nobody's claimed yet. Even then, that would require them to not devote 10 hours a week to Ralph and Fuentes.
 
Do these fucking faggots still have gimps that spoon feed them KF threads, or are they reading them themselves?
 
internet friend said:
Do these fucking faggots still have gimps that spoon feed them KF threads, or are they reading them themselves?
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Ashton asks the bewildered Arab Uber Eats delivery driver to give him summaries of the threads here when they see each other seven times per day. Mundane Mubarak has been doing his best, but it is what it is.
 
People who said PPP (Fat) and Warski should format their show like MATI and Metokur are missing the point. Their problem isn't their show's formatting, it is that they are uncharismatic retards. Even if they covered the exact same things and had the exact same format, they would still be unwatchable compared to the better streams.
 
IamnottheNSA said:
Episode 37: Let's Go!
Kino Casino The Definitive Experience Episode 37 Let's Go!.mp4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lG0LWGOQFFAFellating Cog and Dan live on stream, only to snake on them the instant Daddy Keemstar thought is was "fucked-up" and "stalkerish".

Last time they tried that they ended up a-logging what was pretty much a normal american family going to buffets. And they stopped doing that after awhile (probably after realizing there is no way to do this without them looking like faggots).
Maybe they are just incapable of going after anyone else anymore. Gunt and AF are easy targets, it takes next to no effort to a-log them.

1. Do some basic pre-show planning.
2. Pull a Metokur and shove all the paypigs off to the end segment, with $100 donations and above being the sole exceptions.
3. Quit fucking yelling whenever someone donates, Jesus Christ this is annoying.
4. Don't put the Gunt and AF a-logging behind the cum road paywall. As they themselves said, cum road exists for extra content, the one outside of the scope of the show... only for them to put the Ralph movie behind the cum road paywall. They could've done what they did with Ralphamania - make a video on Youtube pointing their audience to the Comfy stream where they could've streamed it without fear of Gunt DMCAing them. But no.
5. Speaking of cum road, cut the fuck down on cum road shilling. Seriously, the show is becoming a cum road ad at this point.

All that shit above, even if it's not gonna save the show, at least would make the show more tolerable.
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PPP's blonde hair mixed with that blue hawaiian shirt reminds me of the temple on Epstein's island.
 

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GamerGateSurvivor said:
I don't think they can go after new cows without stepping on anyone's toes. They've floated the idea of discussing Cyrax but Marty's got that shit on lockdown and other youtubers like Smokey and Kiwi Tapes already do a good job covering their interactions. They've also been mentioning Wings but his group of dipshit A-Logs would probably flag their streams if they tried milking that particular cow.

Their best hope for fresh content is combing through the Prospering Grounds subforum for up and coming cows nobody's claimed yet. Even then, that would require them to not devote 10 hours a week to Ralph and Fuentes.
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They've been talking about doing mersh coverage since the very first episode and still have yet to deliver. Mersh is a hilarious lolcow who recently has been trying to grift off of stray cats (!), it sucks that podawful is the only person who covers him.
 
Drew Pickles 69 said:
You ever left hamburger meat in the refrigerator for to long? Because that's your answer.
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Someone I talked to that was unlucky enough to get close to him said he smells like BO, dried shit and sour milk.
I've never seen someone struggle to stand up from a couch like that, his legs must be weak as fuck. Even Boogie 1488 gets up from a sitting position a lot easier and smoother than that.
Truly a shameful display.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Someone I talked to that was unlucky enough to get close to him said he smells like BO, dried shit and sour milk.
I've never seen someone struggle to stand up from a couch like that, his legs must be weak as fuck. Even Boogie 1488 gets up from a sitting position a lot easier and smoother than that.
Truly a shameful display.
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I'm still waiting to see the standing up and down competition between him and Ralph
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
I don't think they can go after new cows without stepping on anyone's toes. They've floated the idea of discussing Cyrax but Marty's got that shit on lockdown and other youtubers like Smokey and Kiwi Tapes already do a good job covering their interactions. They've also been mentioning Wings but his group of dipshit A-Logs would probably flag their streams if they tried milking that particular cow.

Their best hope for fresh content is combing through the Prospering Grounds subforum for up and coming cows nobody's claimed yet. Even then, that would require them to not devote 10 hours a week to Ralph and Fuentes.
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If they go after Cyrax, Based Shaman will wear their skin as a loincloth for cutting into his grift
 
Why in the fuck would you have Warski do a cooking show? PPP, you fat nigger, did you forget what happened last time Warski cooked for you? It was a dollar store souffle so vile and wretched that even the you wouldn't eat it.

It's also perplexing that despite being 900lbs, lardass himself never seems to know how/want to cook. Then again, maybe I'm answering my own question, as it's evident that his diet consist of greasy goyslop and frozen section (filled with sodium benzoate, which is terrible for hormone production). If Ashton would learn to cook fresh food and control his portions, he wouldn't struggle so much to get up off the fucking couch.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Is that the guy that dresses like a fucking Genie that used to make videos about Elliot Rodger?
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Yes, and he brutally mogs Thinston and Smartski. If they start in on Cyrax, his tattooed scalp will tingle, sensing another grifter in his territory. The undead bones of Cyrax are his and his alone to gnaw on. He will tear apart their heads like rotten jack-o-lantern's.
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Daemon Sultan said:
Yes, and he brutally mogs Thinston and Smartski. If they start in on Cyrax, his tattooed scalp will tingle, sensing another grifter in his territory. The undead bones of Cyrax are his and his alone to gnaw on. He will tear apart their heads like rotten jack-o-lantern's.
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Oh shit lol he looks like he could fold Tardski in half and benchpress the Traitor.
Well, maybe.
PPP is FAAAAT.
 
A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
They've been talking about doing mersh coverage since the very first episode and still have yet to deliver. Mersh is a hilarious lolcow who recently has been trying to grift off of stray cats (!), it sucks that podawful is the only person who covers him.
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They won't cover Mersh as he is Jesse's Cow and PPP hates Jesse.

TRS is one of the few direction they could go in. They could even avoid going after the bigger names and just provoke shit with Randbot and Sven.
 
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